2020 NFL Thread v. Tom Brady aging better than Mila Kunis

[TheCountOfNYC]

Damn, the NFC East is on fire!

The worst team in both the AFC North and NFC West is better than the best team in the AFC East.

Assuming you meant the Eagles and not the Bills, this is interesting to me, as the Bengals and Eagles tied just last week.

I fixed it to say NFC East, and I stand by the Bengals being a better team.

[hefdaddy42]

I have been pleasantly surprised by the Panthers so far this season.  They have played more or less ok in all four games, and won 2 in a row.  Teddy Bridgewater is playing better every game.

[Stadler]

I have been pleasantly surprised by the Panthers so far this season.  They have played more or less ok in all four games, and won 2 in a row.  Teddy Bridgewater is playing better every game.

Big fan of Bridgewater.  I think when that team is healthy and gets their rhythm, they could be a fun team to watch.

[hunnus2000]

Cowboys SUCK!!!! Harumph! 

[El Barto]

Damn, Dak Prescott is on pace to massacre Manning's single season yardage record, like Sonny on the Causeway massacre, and they're 1-3 with no sign of really improving. They can't stop fumbling, and their D is abysmal. Not at all how I saw that playing out.

[Stadler]

Damn, Dak Prescott is on pace to massacre Manning's single season yardage record, like Sonny on the Causeway massacre, and they're 1-3 with no sign of really improving. They can't stop fumbling, and their D is abysmal. Not at all how I saw that playing out.

Isn't that sort of Jerry Jones' style?  All show, no dough? 

[hunnus2000]

Damn, Dak Prescott is on pace to massacre Manning's single season yardage record, like Sonny on the Causeway massacre, and they're 1-3 with no sign of really improving. They can't stop fumbling, and their D is abysmal. Not at all how I saw that playing out.

Isn't that sort of Jerry Jones' style?  All show, no dough?

Actually it's pay the players the dough and yet they nothing to show for it.

Dammit!

The STARS lose the cup.
The Mavs get slaughtered (albeit by a far better team).
The Rangers season ends after the first inning of the first game.
And the Cowboys can't play "D".

Hunnus is going back to bed......... 

[El Barto]

Damn, Dak Prescott is on pace to massacre Manning's single season yardage record, like Sonny on the Causeway massacre, and they're 1-3 with no sign of really improving. They can't stop fumbling, and their D is abysmal. Not at all how I saw that playing out.

Isn't that sort of Jerry Jones' style?  All show, no dough?

Actually it's pay the players the dough and yet they nothing to show for it.

Dammit!

The STARS lose the cup.
The Mavs get slaughtered (albeit by a far better team).
The Rangers season ends after the first inning of the first game.
And the Cowboys can't play "D".

Hunnus is going back to bed......... 

Local boy, are ya?

[Dublagent66]

Damn, Dak Prescott is on pace to massacre Manning's single season yardage record, like Sonny on the Causeway massacre, and they're 1-3 with no sign of really improving. They can't stop fumbling, and their D is abysmal. Not at all how I saw that playing out.

Isn't that sort of Jerry Jones' style?  All show, no dough?

You got it backwards.  It's all dough, no show.

[El Barto]

Damn, Dak Prescott is on pace to massacre Manning's single season yardage record, like Sonny on the Causeway massacre, and they're 1-3 with no sign of really improving. They can't stop fumbling, and their D is abysmal. Not at all how I saw that playing out.

Isn't that sort of Jerry Jones' style?  All show, no dough?

You got it backwards.  It's all dough, no show.

One is a consequence of the other.

[hunnus2000]

Damn, Dak Prescott is on pace to massacre Manning's single season yardage record, like Sonny on the Causeway massacre, and they're 1-3 with no sign of really improving. They can't stop fumbling, and their D is abysmal. Not at all how I saw that playing out.

Isn't that sort of Jerry Jones' style?  All show, no dough?

Actually it's pay the players the dough and yet they nothing to show for it.

Dammit!

The STARS lose the cup.
The Mavs get slaughtered (albeit by a far better team).
The Rangers season ends after the first inning of the first game.
And the Cowboys can't play "D".

Hunnus is going back to bed......... 

Local boy, are ya?

Is it too obvious? Like do I need to tone it down? 

[King Postwhore]

McCourty blew it.

[Stadler]

Jim Nance.  Jim FRIGGIN' Nance.  Bad enough I have to watch Jesus Mohammed Buddha Simmons versus Brian Hoyer, but to have to listen to Nance while I do it....

[El Barto]

Every time the ball leaves Hoyer's hand you want to go "that's too high, asshole!"

[King Postwhore]

You don't have your laminated toast card with you Stads?

Every time the ball leaves Hoyer's hand you want to go "that's too high, asshole!"

Every throw.  Blowing this defensive 1st quarter. it will not last.

[TAC]

[King Postwhore]

I never type this on thusforum but today I will.

The refs screwed the Patriots there.

[El Barto]

I never type this on thusforum but today I will.

The refs screwed the Patriots there.

That was more than a simple screwing. They like, called their homies up to come and run the train on New England. At first I thought Belichick was partly to blame for being too pissed off to throw the flag, but he couldn't have even known what he was challenging.

[TAC]

Hoyer WTF??

[King Postwhore]

That's the issue. He didn't know.

And now Hoyer blows it.

[Stadler]

Patriots driving, into Chiefs territory, and Nance has to tell us that Mahomes is 9 for 15, 136 yards.   TOTALLY irrelevant to the situation.

Patriots driving again, making progress, and in between almost every other play they shoot over to Mahomes on the sideline chewing his mouth piece.  TOTALLY irrelevant to the situation. 

At least after the ridiculous sack to end the half that even I know not to take, they at least showed McDaniels throw his clipboard and Belichick kick his dog. 

[El Barto]

Hoyer's been around long enough to know better than that. At this point could Stidham be any worse?

Apparently this is only the third time Mahomes has been held without a TD in the first half. All three against NE. Dude's going to score 4 in the second, but that's still pretty impressive.

[King Postwhore]

Yup.  Pats blew their chances. No way they hold them to 2 field goals in the second half.

[TAC]

I was expecting an interception at the end of the half honestly.

Apparently this is only the third time Mahomes has been held without a TD in the first half. All three against NE. Dude's going to score 4 in the second, but that's still pretty impressive.

I was thinking the same exact thing.

Halftime score: 6-3
Final score: 42-10   

[Stadler]

I was expecting an interception at the end of the half honestly.

Apparently this is only the third time Mahomes has been held without a TD in the first half. All three against NE. Dude's going to score 4 in the second, but that's still pretty impressive.

I was thinking the same exact thing.

Halftime score: 6-3
Final score: 42-10   

is Nance paying you guys?   

[Stadler]

Round of beers that Hoyer never saw that DB coming across on that pass down the middle.

[Dream Team]

Andy Reid playing into BB’s hands by constantly running up the gut for no gain. But I called this, BB is the man. If Newton was playing this would be a NE blowout.

[TAC]

Is the Packers game on yet??

[El Barto]

If that strip-sack had been on Mahomes they'd have called it the tuck rule.

Hoyer's had a couple of nice throws, but he's got negative pocket presence.

[TAC]

Count to 4 and then throw it through the uprights. How difficult is that?

[King Postwhore]

Missed opportunities is the theme of this game. 

[TAC]

Missed opportunities is the theme of this game.

Man if this ain't the opposite for Pats fans. Usually we talk about teams coming into Foxboro and puking on themselves.

[TAC]

Mahomes was NBA flop-worthy on that out of bounds play. Wise was holding on to him so he wouldn't fall.

[Stadler]

As bad as this was, there were few penalties; now it's getting sloppy. Two bad penalties (meaning the Pats were undisciplined). 

[King Postwhore]

Missed opportunities is the theme of this game.

Man if this ain't the opposite for Pats fans. Usually we talk about teams coming into Foxboro and puking on themselves.

When you play #1 you can't have mistakes.

And then INT, Game over. Drop but #11.