Just kidding. We don't find out. That shit is weird, man. Facial hair... So... Okay wait, before I start this, all of this shit is true. 100% true. Every word. Not like a sarcastic "Oh haha this is a true story but not really". No, this fucked up shit happened, but at the same time it's...totally understandable (not really...but maybe?). One of my girlfriend's friends just ended her 5 year relationship because during those 5 years, her boyfriend had a beard, but then he shaved it. A real man's man beard. One of those hipster-big beards, except a real one that was grown before hipster was a term. I still just call it a mountain man beard. He shaved it all off one day and she hated the way his "real" face looked so much that she ended their relationship. Now, I've met this girl and hung out with her more than a couple handful of times, we've gotten tipsy together, we've shared some personal stories. This chick, as far as I can tell, is not super shallow, not a fly-off-the-handle kind of gal, she's not secretly a dominatrix. Nothing weird about her, a cool chick who probably does anal once a year and calls that "freaky". Don't look at me like that, you know what I'm talking about. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of her friends and my girlfriend included are like "Oh yeah, I get it, she hasn't seen him without a beard and hated his face, cool".
WHAT!?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?
So I get the sentiment. Some people look like pedo-bears with beards or with just a mustache (I think men looking good with just a mustache is like 1 in 10,000). Some guys look like five year old man children who will murder you in your sleep without a beard, but with one they look like big teddy bears that'll just love you forever and keep you warm. Beards are weird as fuck.
All this is to say, is this a real thing? To the four women (I honestly don't know if we still have any gay men here but y'all my bois too) who are still active on this forum, would this be a thing for you? Maybe not 5 years, but let's say you're digging a dude for a few months and he's hot as hell and then he shaves and all of a sudden he's Mister Rogers. Unless you have a Mister Rogers fetish, are you still digging him and maybe just like "Hey...maybe....grow that beard back" or are you out cause that's his "real" face?
Also, while we're on the topic of beards, No Shave November is coming up! I've had a fairly thick beard for a while but I might go full on Jumanji with it and let that shit go wild. My GM might not like it but I'd love to sue him for beard discrimination. It's a thing. This is 2019, people.
I had coffee for the first time in about two years today. I feel weird. Have a good day, DTF.
VLASTO!