Um.... I'm in a band, right? And I'm the next thing since sliced bread, and I want to showcase my live skills for the entire world. I have eight dates to really drive the point home, maybe even cut a live album to whet appetites across the globe.
Let's see:
Boston
New York (Hometown, mofos!!)
Philly (Philly has been GREAT to me through my career)
Atlanta
Chicago
Dallas
St. Louis
Los Angeles
Wow. Wait. Not those cities? A casino in Miami? Atlanta? Carrboro? Asbury Park, NJ? Buffalo? Battle Creek? Joliet? What is this, a book signing tour?