Well, since you asked..
After college while I was still living at home, my parents had a cat that went in heat. The thing fucking wouldn't leave me alone. I had to shut my door at night, and the thing yelped all night at my door. For some reason it was attracted to me. I'd be sitting on the couch watching TV it would jump on my lap and stick its ass in my face. WTF??
I used to take a pencil and rub it up and down its legs and watch it quiver. The fucking thing.
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