Wham! is the sound of the door slamming on Orbert's way out of this thread.
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Someone call him a Whambulance... he's so hurt by what George did to his girlfriend.
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If not for nostalgia, this song would have zero redeeming qualities.
Would be okay if I pointed out that I'm not the one making a big deal about the girlfriend thing? I just told my story, same as everyone does. People kept asking if I was serious, I was, I explained, and yeah, it's totally hyperbolic, but... that's just how I roll. You all know that.
And the song has zero redeeming qualities anyway.
Wait... the horns are pretty cool when they come in.
There. I said something nice about a George Wham song.