The pathetic facebook status thread.

[Silver Tears]

I've had that song stuck in my head for the past few weeks, it's really annoying 

[Rina]

I recently saw someone on Facebook who (instead of saying "You're f***ing awesome!") put:

"You're awesome f***ing"





 

[Plasmastrike]

wtf..?

[Gadough]

I could bump this thread all day long if I wanted to.

MI SWAG IZ ON A 100% 4 ALL MI HATERZ I'M A REAL MAN 4 SUM WOMAN OUT THERE IF THERE ANY OUT THERE...........LOL....MANE

[Sigz]

wat

[lateralus88]

Here's a small thread of comments that isn't necessarily pathetic, but I found obnoxious.

OP:

transformers 3 wont have megan fox.. wtf

Me:

You're mad about no Megan Fox. I'm mad that this franchise will keep on going until the bitter end.

Some kid I graduated from highschool with (Whom I've always disliked):

shut up sylvester...megan fox is so much more important than this "franchise". You are the worst movie critic ever. I cant believe you said avatar sucks

My response:

I'm the worst movie critic because I disagreed with your opinion? Talk about dense and closed minded. But whatever, not everyone can have a good understanding of what makes a quality film. That's why Hollywood can so easily attract its audience with explosions and pretty colors. You can say you liked Avatar, but it was in no way a quality film. Now Inception on the other hand, had exactly what was needed to be a quality film. Oh, I'm rambling now. Fuck it, Devin, Lolumad.

I hate my generation so much sometimes.

[zxlkho]

Win.

Did you get a response?

[Logical Nightmare]

This guy is driving me insane... he's probably playing every Facebook game there is, and when he needs something in one of them he always writes something along these lines:

pleas help me !
need 4 more green tea cups !
thank you on pre-hand

pleas help me send smart phones if you can !
thank you wery mutch !

pleas work for me?
hav a few jobs

pleas ! just type in my logg and then I will put upp jobb adds

He's like BRGM, except from that I know him.

[lateralus88]

Win.

Did you get a response?

Not yet. I probably won't, ever.

[Plasmastrike]

He's like BRGM, except from that I know him.

[MetalManiac666]

going back in the car to possibly another jonas brothers concert tonight? yessssss. beach for the week

Also related to the Jonas Brothers:

LOOK. how do you say..... I WOULD DIEEEEEE. of happiness

[Birch Boy]

Pretty funny one from a few minutes ago:

so my sis dials 911 by accident..cop comes to my house and asks if everythings ok..i walk downstairs UNAWARE a cops at the door...the cop stares me down and idk wtf is happening..thn he tells me i have a nice shirt..i look down and im wearin a blak shirt sayin "why drive wen u can fly high" with a BIG ASS pot leaf on the front of it...yea talk bout fml's

Reminds me of Ozzfest 2010 on Saturday when a "monk" came up to us and was trying to sell us a book about Buddhism or something, and he tells me I have a nice shirt. It was a Slayer shirt with a skull's eyes being torn out and blood gushing from him. Only later did I realize that he was being sarcastic.

[Sigz]

[total hipster friend] likes Hipsters who hate other hipsters for being hipsters.

[Gadough]

That's funny.

[Sigz]

I know At the same time, I'm pretty sure she's highly aware of how much of a hipster she is, so it's not really pathetic or anything.

And either way, she's insanely cute, so it doesn't matter.

[BRGM]

He's like BRGM, except from that I know him.

I'D NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT  !!!

[Gadough]

I know At the same time, I'm pretty sure she's highly aware of how much of a hipster she is, so it's not really pathetic or anything.

And either way, she's insanely cute, so it doesn't matter.

Hipster girls usually are...which is odd, now that I think about it.

[zxlkho]

Define 'hipster'....

[Gadough]

That's easier said than done. Do you really not know what it is, or are you asking sarcastically? If you actually don't know what it is...I'll just let Urban Dictionary explain it, because I'm too lazy to try to accurately define it myself.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hipster

[Sigz]

I know At the same time, I'm pretty sure she's highly aware of how much of a hipster she is, so it's not really pathetic or anything.

And either way, she's insanely cute, so it doesn't matter.

Hipster girls usually are...which is odd, now that I think about it.

Define 'hipster'....

Yeah, depending on what's meant by hipster I'd agree or disagree with Gadough.

[zxlkho]

If that definition is correct, that facebook group was retarded.

[Gadough]

i HATE my job im realy thnkn bout quitn cuz i ddnt git a job 2 deal w/ sum1elses attitude i got ma own i dnt need urs i jus came 4 a pay check so bak up an learn IM CRAZY an if u dnt kno ASK SUMBODY i dnt play

[ariich]

Win.

Did you get a response?

Not yet. I probably won't, ever.

In fairness, you were being a bit of a dick to him.

[Sigz]

***** ******  Been off weed for a whoole month... kinda proud


HOLY SHIT A MONTH?! I WISH I HAD YOUR WILLPOWER

[Birch Boy]

One of my friends had a very similar status, except he was proud that he was off it for a day. No joke.

[Sigz]

****** ******* feels like a weed in the same pot as a flower. While the flower doesn't seem to mind me, I feel more ugly next to him. I want to whither and sent him free...

[Gadough]

If that doesn't deserve a hearty snicker, nothing does.

*snicker*

[MetalManiac666]

lol

[blackngold29]

It amazes me that people put stuff like "IF YOU Love Your Boyfriend more than Anything In the world make THIS your Status!"

It was annoying when stupid chain e-mails like that existed, I would've thought people had figured that out by now.

[lateralus88]

Win.

Did you get a response?

Not yet. I probably won't, ever.

In fairness, you were being a bit of a dick to him.

It's not like that's not how I treat everyone on facebook.

[Gadough]

It's a Friday night and look what we're doing...We need to get off our asses and get behind some asses

[MetalManiac666]

lol

[Gadough]

This niggas swear he's on..but the streets been talkin..you are a LAME... i call you been had and move on!!! Step your game up bruh bruh ... thats how im comin!!

[Birch Boy]

[MetalManiac666]

What a brilliant, charismatic person.