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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #665 on: January 23, 2010, 05:04:02 PM »
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"people need to stay out of my life if theyre not in it."

Does her name happen to be April?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #666 on: January 23, 2010, 10:38:35 PM »
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You forgot to add the 'at mw2 bitch' part at the end, which drastically changes the statement.  :lol

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #667 on: January 23, 2010, 10:45:00 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #668 on: January 24, 2010, 11:48:10 AM »
"OMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) i dont think anyone really knows the excitement and idk wat i'm having right now HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ him :)"


edit:

after 20 minutes with no one responding to that, she writes:

"totally blown away...i literally think this is the best day ever now :) still have a lot to think over and about but i know wat i want and wat seems right."
« Last Edit: January 24, 2010, 12:10:14 PM by Chino »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #669 on: January 24, 2010, 12:16:36 PM »
Quote from: Chino on January 24, 2010, 11:48:10 AM
"OMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) i dont think anyone really knows the excitement and idk wat i'm having right now HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ him :)"


edit:

after 20 minutes with no one responding to that, she writes:

"totally blown away...i literally think this is the best day ever now :) still have a lot to think over and about but i know wat i want and wat seems right."
wat
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #670 on: January 24, 2010, 12:24:45 PM »
All of the following are from the exact same guy, in one day.

"I really despise that "let down" feeling...you would think I would be used to it by now."

"Sooooo.... who wants to hang out this weekend? =)"

" I wantya money not ya life but dont make a move cuz i wont think twice."

"Love forever;Love is free. Time forever; it's you and me."

"*sigh* why me.... All those years i thought i had no talent...but now i know what it is. I have the inate ability to piss ANYONE off and make them mad at or hate me by trying to be a good person. Starting to think i should just stop trying ;;"

" Do you ever just enjoy the silence?"



I'm three seconds away from hiding him. Seriously.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #671 on: January 24, 2010, 12:26:33 PM »
Quote from: kirbywelch92 on January 24, 2010, 12:24:45 PM
I'm three seconds away from hiding him. Seriously.

How can you even be friends with a guy like that at all?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #672 on: January 24, 2010, 12:28:46 PM »
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 24, 2010, 12:26:33 PM
Quote from: kirbywelch92 on January 24, 2010, 12:24:45 PM
I'm three seconds away from hiding him. Seriously.

How can you even be friends with a guy like that at all?

Well for 1 it's Facebook, you always add people as a good gesture, not to add your true friends. For 2 he used to be pretty cool in High School, he was a senior last year and was a pretty cool guy but ever since he went to College posts like this have become a DAILY thing.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #673 on: January 24, 2010, 12:37:37 PM »
Quote from: kirbywelch92 on January 24, 2010, 12:28:46 PM
Quote from: Global Laziness on January 24, 2010, 12:26:33 PM
Quote from: kirbywelch92 on January 24, 2010, 12:24:45 PM
I'm three seconds away from hiding him. Seriously.

How can you even be friends with a guy like that at all?

Well for 1 it's Facebook, you always add people as a good gesture, not to add your true friends. For 2 he used to be pretty cool in High School, he was a senior last year and was a pretty cool guy but ever since he went to College posts like this have become a DAILY thing.

I disagree. I only add people that I actually consider to be my friends; I don't accept requests from people I had a class with once but never spoke to, and I periodically delete people that I no longer consider to be a friend of mine. I don't believe in defining myself by the number of Facebook friends I have, especially if I'm adding people as a "good gesture".
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #674 on: January 24, 2010, 12:50:29 PM »
Chino, after reading this thread I have come to one conclusion:

You need better friends.

You can hide status updates from individual people as well.  One of my high school "friends" posts crap all the time, so I just told facebook to hide his activity.

Quote from: Global Laziness on January 24, 2010, 12:37:37 PM
I disagree. I only add people that I actually consider to be my friends; I don't accept requests from people I had a class with once but never spoke to, and I periodically delete people that I no longer consider to be a friend of mine. I don't believe in defining myself by the number of Facebook friends I have, especially if I'm adding people as a "good gesture".

I'm with you for the most part on this.  Every one of my friends is someone I either know or used to know personally and have met in person, that way I never have to worry about deleting anyone.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #675 on: January 24, 2010, 05:30:19 PM »
Quote from: Chino on January 24, 2010, 11:48:10 AM
"OMGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) i dont think anyone really knows the excitement and idk wat i'm having right now HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥ him :)"


edit:

after 20 minutes with no one responding to that, she writes:

"totally blown away...i literally think this is the best day ever now :) still have a lot to think over and about but i know wat i want and wat seems right."

Hers as of tonight. :rollin

"is........................................................................w/e. kinda feeling like saying i'm done. but i know damn well i care to much to say that. sick of these rollercoasters."




EDIT:

what it is now.

"i'm gonna go run outside in the cold in the rain in shorts and a tank top to cool down. stupid idea? yes....sooo shut up. dont txt/call or anything i need time. to figure this crap out."
« Last Edit: January 24, 2010, 05:49:15 PM by Chino »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #676 on: January 24, 2010, 05:50:27 PM »
"I fuckin hate this life. Sometimes I think it would be easier just to get a knife. I don't know what to do, I'm cryin every night. It would just be easier if I was outta sight."
 :rollin

Some part of me deep down really hopes that these are lyrics...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #677 on: January 24, 2010, 05:57:07 PM »
Guaranteed. Either that or it's a poetic cry for help.


Either way, it's 100% emo.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #678 on: January 25, 2010, 12:16:47 AM »
That last one reeks of Papa Roach, but I don't actually recognize a specific song.

And yes, 100% emo and 122% pathetic.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #679 on: January 25, 2010, 06:37:11 AM »
Does anyone know if there's a way to embedd a MySpace music player to your FB profile?

I want to have my band's music player on my profile so people can listen to us from there.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #680 on: January 25, 2010, 06:43:55 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #681 on: January 25, 2010, 08:06:39 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on January 25, 2010, 06:37:11 AM
Does anyone know if there's a way to embedd a MySpace music player to your FB profile?

I want to have my band's music player on my profile so people can listen to us from there.
Check on my profile, in the column to the left. It's an app provided by Reverbnation, you have to register your band there and upload your songs there to be able to embed the player like that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #682 on: January 25, 2010, 08:09:14 AM »
Quote from: Lynxo on January 25, 2010, 08:06:39 AM
Quote from: Zydar on January 25, 2010, 06:37:11 AM
Does anyone know if there's a way to embedd a MySpace music player to your FB profile?

I want to have my band's music player on my profile so people can listen to us from there.
Check on my profile, in the column to the left. It's an app provided by Reverbnation, you have to register your band there and upload your songs there to be able to embed the player like that.

Yeah that's where I got the whole idea from. But we are already registered on MySpace, I was looking for a way to connect the two.

But I will check Reverbnation out, and maybe register us there later on.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #683 on: January 25, 2010, 08:22:15 AM »
"Shame on you America: the only country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed without eating, elderly going without needed meds, and mentally ill without treatment - yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations. 99% of people won't have the guts to copy and repost this- You betcha I have the guts to repost this!"

This is the most bogus status I have ever read. I mean sure we have homeless and hungry people in the States, but what country is void of poverty ? This status is truly pathetic because these people have nothing. No food, shelter, medicine, etc. Children have been made orphans, wondering alone with nothing. Parents have lost there children. People have had to have limbs removed with a hacksaw. Whomever was the first to post this a moron. Whoever copy's and pastes it as their status is just as much the fool. :tdwn

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #684 on: January 25, 2010, 08:26:53 AM »
Quote from: tick on January 25, 2010, 08:22:15 AM
"Shame on you America: the only country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed without eating, elderly going without needed meds, and mentally ill without treatment - yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti on 12 TV stations. 99% of people won't have the guts to copy and repost this- You betcha I have the guts to repost this!"
What a tool.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #685 on: January 25, 2010, 06:40:34 PM »
"Fuck the bullshit! All guys are the same. Crying. Going to smoke a couple blunts"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #686 on: January 25, 2010, 06:47:51 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #687 on: January 25, 2010, 07:08:51 PM »
"Feeling really really shitty for a multitude of reasons. Request to world to give me space."

Why is this so pathetic? Because I know for a fact that the vast majority of the reasons he feels "really really shitty" relate to the Vikings losing yesterday.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #688 on: January 25, 2010, 07:10:10 PM »
what a tard
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #689 on: January 25, 2010, 07:11:07 PM »
He's a boy!?!?!  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #690 on: January 25, 2010, 07:57:01 PM »
Quote from: BirchBoy on January 25, 2010, 07:11:07 PM
He's a boy!?!?!  :lol

The guy I mentioned? Yeah, he's an 18-year-old guy, actually.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #692 on: January 25, 2010, 08:17:13 PM »
Just now, from my ex's roommate: "need a new life. this one is not cutting it."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #693 on: January 25, 2010, 08:19:06 PM »
Quote from: Rina93 on January 25, 2010, 08:09:54 PM
Who he reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphfBAVWvN0

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« Reply #694 on: January 25, 2010, 08:21:58 PM »
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on January 25, 2010, 08:19:06 PM
Quote from: Rina93 on January 25, 2010, 08:09:54 PM
Who he reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphfBAVWvN0

Rina is now officially awesome in my book.  Fellow WKYK fan.

I'm going to start a book so I can put you in it.  ;)

Love that video..It was the first thing that popped in my head.  :P
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #695 on: January 25, 2010, 08:29:37 PM »
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on January 25, 2010, 08:19:06 PM
Quote from: Rina93 on January 25, 2010, 08:09:54 PM
Who he reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphfBAVWvN0

Rina is now officially awesome in my book.  Fellow WKYK fan.

Maybe a thread should be made ::) I particularly love this one myself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #696 on: January 25, 2010, 08:33:01 PM »
Quote from: kirbywelch92 on January 25, 2010, 08:29:37 PM
Quote from: dreamtheatervt on January 25, 2010, 08:19:06 PM
Quote from: Rina93 on January 25, 2010, 08:09:54 PM
Who he reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphfBAVWvN0

Rina is now officially awesome in my book.  Fellow WKYK fan.

Maybe a thread should be made ::) I particularly love this one myself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc



I remember that one, haha... 

I don't know what it was, but the "Banana" one made me "lol"...  :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #697 on: January 26, 2010, 06:37:26 AM »
It's not a status, but what I find truly pathetic is that five girls I'm friends with have become "fans" of a page called, "All boys are assholes." :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #698 on: January 26, 2010, 07:18:47 AM »
Uhh just one off-topic question, what happens when I get unfriended?

Cuz there's this friend, who was active in facebook, and he just disappeared. I can't see his page, all his tags in posts and pictures are gone. Is it because I got unfriended? or is it plainly because his account got erased??
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« Reply #699 on: January 26, 2010, 07:19:30 AM »
Either he deleted his Facebook or he blocked you.
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