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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3500 on: May 16, 2013, 10:16:25 AM »
there is people around 16 who brag about smoking and weed and drinking all the time on facebook, but in like a way to seem like they aren't like "need to quit smoking!!" like shut up!! no one could care less!! and people who post pictures of themselves smoking weed and drinking, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO YOU'RE ONLY RUINING YOUR OWN LIFE!!
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« Reply #3501 on: May 16, 2013, 10:19:20 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3502 on: May 16, 2013, 10:51:43 AM »
Haha. :)
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3503 on: May 16, 2013, 10:52:50 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3504 on: May 23, 2013, 07:53:03 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3505 on: June 20, 2013, 08:14:08 AM »
Someone actually told me to fuck off on twitter and blocked me because i didn't share their music taste !!


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3506 on: June 22, 2013, 09:55:41 AM »


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3507 on: June 22, 2013, 10:02:24 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3508 on: June 22, 2013, 10:57:38 AM »
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym.  :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3509 on: June 22, 2013, 09:05:59 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on June 22, 2013, 10:57:38 AM
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym.  :facepalm:

hmu?

lol I used to see it all the time and could never figure it out until I asked someone who used it. "Hit Me Up"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3510 on: June 23, 2013, 01:17:20 AM »
There's so many of them. I'm sure people just abbreviate the last three words OAS
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3511 on: June 23, 2013, 02:56:04 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on June 23, 2013, 01:17:20 AM
There's so many of them. I'm sure people just abbreviate the last three words OAS

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3512 on: June 23, 2013, 06:26:34 AM »
haha. i did it in lower case but it looked too much like a typo :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3513 on: June 25, 2013, 06:08:27 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3514 on: June 25, 2013, 06:47:52 PM »
:wtf:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3515 on: June 25, 2013, 07:02:02 PM »
I hate the people who put statuses asking their other halves to do things (when they're in the same house as eachother).

For instance, my brother's fianceé she put up asking my brother for a cup of tea after he'd finished having a shit. I'm sorry, I had enough of my brothers bowel movements when he lived here, I don't want to read them on facebook.

I made sure I removed her from my news feed so I didn't have to read her crap day in, day out.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3516 on: June 25, 2013, 07:20:30 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3517 on: June 25, 2013, 07:28:52 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on June 22, 2013, 10:57:38 AM
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym.  :facepalm:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3518 on: June 25, 2013, 07:46:55 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on June 22, 2013, 10:57:38 AM
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym.  :facepalm:

Urban Dictionary is your friend.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3519 on: June 25, 2013, 07:53:09 PM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on June 22, 2013, 10:57:38 AM
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym.  :facepalm:

This.   It's done here a lot, too.  As a noob to Dream Theater/prog, it will take me forever to work out all the titles you guys talk about in acronyms.   :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3520 on: June 25, 2013, 11:10:05 PM »
Quote from: Chino on June 25, 2013, 07:28:52 PM
Quote from: Kotowboy on June 22, 2013, 10:57:38 AM
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym.  :facepalm:

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3521 on: June 26, 2013, 05:12:27 AM »
Quote from: sueño on June 25, 2013, 07:53:09 PM
Quote from: Kotowboy on June 22, 2013, 10:57:38 AM
I hate when people use acronyms and you have to work it out because either you've never read that one before or any three words together are made into an acronym.  :facepalm:

This.   It's done here a lot, too.  As a noob to Dream Theater/prog, it will take me forever to work out all the titles you guys talk about in acronyms.   :facepalm:

At least you can narrow it down to song titles or album titles. I hate it when people just make an acronym out of random words.

It took me forever to work out that ICYMI stands for In Case You Missed It.

The most common ones are Not Gonna Lie and Shaking My Head.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3522 on: June 26, 2013, 06:49:16 AM »
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on June 25, 2013, 06:08:27 PM
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Seriously, WTF BRO!?!  What is this?  I don't really use facebook... so are people just contriving these "conversations" to push the final "like if you feel sad" idea?

I just don't get it...
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« Reply #3523 on: June 26, 2013, 06:54:00 AM »
^^^  I wish there was a "Like" button for that...   ;)
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3524 on: June 26, 2013, 07:49:50 AM »
Yeah, those little stories are pretty pathetic.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3525 on: June 26, 2013, 07:21:02 PM »
EVERY DAY MILLIONS DIE IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS STATUS YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE KILLED THEM ALL YOURSELF.


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So if you like it - it looks like you like the fact that millions die but if you don't Like it - it makes you look like an insensitive ass.  :rollin
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« Reply #3526 on: June 26, 2013, 07:57:53 PM »
I'm starting to wonder if this thread is funny, or if I'm really sad deep down inside.
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« Reply #3527 on: July 02, 2013, 08:36:23 PM »
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« Reply #3528 on: July 02, 2013, 08:37:57 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #3529 on: July 02, 2013, 09:55:00 PM »
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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« Reply #3530 on: July 02, 2013, 10:47:05 PM »
I always crack up at the ones that are "like if you are against bullying, I bet 99% of you won't"

Nice man, bullying me into being against bullying. :facepalm:
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« Reply #3531 on: July 03, 2013, 12:20:09 AM »
Like if you love peanut butter, ignore if you want Betty White to get cancer.
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« Reply #3532 on: July 03, 2013, 06:24:46 PM »
Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on July 03, 2013, 12:20:09 AM
Like if you love peanut butter, ignore if you want Betty White to get cancer.

That would be quite a quandary for someone who is a huge Betty White fan but is also deathly allergic to peanuts.
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« Reply #3533 on: July 03, 2013, 08:04:11 PM »
Or someone who loves peanut butter, but can't stand Betty White.  Not that I'd wish cancer on her, but I'm sure such people exist.
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« Reply #3534 on: July 30, 2013, 10:56:01 AM »
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