Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305712 times)

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3465 on:** April 17, 2013, 06:11:18 AM »

Quote from: MoraWintersoul on April 17, 2013, 05:24:37 AM

It's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.

Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you..

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #3466 on:** April 17, 2013, 12:55:31 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 17, 2013, 06:11:18 AM

Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you..

At least she's is over 18.... lol

snapple · « **Reply #3467 on:** April 17, 2013, 01:16:08 PM »

my mom used to ask me what the hell i was posting on fb and twitter...and finally she's just accepted that i'm not going to explain it and it's best sometimes that she doesnt know

MoraWintersoul · « **Reply #3468 on:** April 17, 2013, 01:35:36 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 17, 2013, 06:11:18 AM

Quote from: MoraWintersoul on April 17, 2013, 05:24:37 AM
It's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.

Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you..

Aw hell no you guys are awesome

DebraKadabra · « **Reply #3469 on:** April 17, 2013, 07:54:23 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 17, 2013, 06:11:18 AM

Quote from: MoraWintersoul on April 17, 2013, 05:24:37 AM
It's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.

Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you..

+ Texas

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3470 on:** April 17, 2013, 09:30:53 PM »

Quote from: DebraKadabra on April 17, 2013, 07:54:23 PM

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 17, 2013, 06:11:18 AM
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on April 17, 2013, 05:24:37 AM
It's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.

Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you..

+ Texas

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #3471 on:** April 17, 2013, 09:54:53 PM »

Only my dad uses Facebook and he got hacked and hasn't bothered to make a new account. My mom says Facebook is "for nerds".

Chino · « **Reply #3472 on:** April 23, 2013, 10:23:24 AM »

This is referring to a guy that just treated her like shit and they broke up... and the lady commenting is her mom... She still lives at her mom's house. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with that kind of communication? You open up and ask your daughter how she is doing on Facebook when she's 8 feet from you down the hall... I just don't understand (nuggetz)

Orbert · « **Reply #3473 on:** April 23, 2013, 10:58:39 AM »

I'm sorry, but I'm having trouble getting past the profile picture and the name Massengill. Pathetic, I know.

Chino · « **Reply #3474 on:** April 26, 2013, 12:57:16 PM »

Quote from: Chino on April 23, 2013, 10:23:24 AM

This is referring to a guy that just treated her like shit and they broke up... and the lady commenting is her mom... She still lives at her mom's house. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with that kind of communication? You open up and ask your daughter how she is doing on Facebook when she's 8 feet from you down the hall... I just don't understand (nuggetz)

It continues

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3475 on:** April 26, 2013, 04:16:40 PM »

What I really hate is people who only use Instagram to upload 150 different shots of their own face.

Oh look - here's you ten minutes ago !

Or people who put the words " As if " at the start of anything to denote surprise.

' As If Doctor Who is on TV !"

eric42434224 · « **Reply #3476 on:** May 02, 2013, 06:55:16 AM »

My wifes Aunt posted this on facebook:

So I took her advice and de-friended her.

ReaperKK · « **Reply #3477 on:** May 02, 2013, 07:20:03 AM »

Quote from: eric42434224 on May 02, 2013, 06:55:16 AM

My wifes Aunt posted this on facebook:

So I took her advice and de-friended her.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3478 on:** May 02, 2013, 09:42:15 AM »

Quote from: eric42434224 on May 02, 2013, 06:55:16 AM

My wifes Aunt posted this on facebook:

*snip*

So I took her advice and de-friended her.

Brilliant. Utterly brilliant.

lonestar · « **Reply #3479 on:** May 02, 2013, 10:11:26 AM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 17, 2013, 06:11:18 AM

Quote from: MoraWintersoul on April 17, 2013, 05:24:37 AM
It's not that I don't trust my mom, it's just that she has a hard time wrapping her head around the concept that things other than schoolwork can be good for my future and my mental health. But seriously, that's how she is.

Plus having to explain why 40-year old creeper's from Canada and San Francisco are "friends" with you..

jingle.boy · « **Reply #3480 on:** May 02, 2013, 12:45:19 PM »

lonestar · « **Reply #3481 on:** May 02, 2013, 09:34:54 PM »

Super Dude · « **Reply #3482 on:** May 06, 2013, 03:54:24 PM »

Finally, someone who understands:

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #3483 on:** May 06, 2013, 04:02:13 PM »

The worst are the ones where people say "so depressed" or along those lines

The next person says "awwww what's up??"

The OP says "Doesn't matter"/"can't be bothered saying"

WHY POST IT THEN!!!!?

Super Dude · « **Reply #3484 on:** May 06, 2013, 04:02:43 PM »

Absolutely. Just fishing for attention.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3485 on:** May 06, 2013, 04:31:02 PM »

www.takethislollipop.com

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #3486 on:** May 06, 2013, 04:33:43 PM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on May 06, 2013, 04:31:02 PM

www.takethislollipop.com

I'm not sure why.. but i completely pussied out of that....

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3487 on:** May 07, 2013, 06:14:20 AM »

It's funny though.

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #3488 on:** May 07, 2013, 02:41:32 PM »

I don't wanna

I'm frightened

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3489 on:** May 07, 2013, 03:54:58 PM »

It shows a guy in a really dirty room looking at your profile on a really old PC then he looks up your address on Google maps and you see him driving to your location with a picture of you taped to his dashboard

It's funny cause I have an account but I literally have *nothing* on it. Absolutely nothing. It's exclusively for when there are "facebook competitions" online and I can't enter. That's 100% all I use it for.

So when I typed in my details - every picture he looked at on his PC was blank

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #3490 on:** May 07, 2013, 04:32:32 PM »

Wow that was creepy and rather strange....

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3491 on:** May 07, 2013, 04:36:06 PM »

It's clever though

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #3492 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:04:14 PM »

Just shows how easy it is to get hold of someones info too

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #3493 on:** May 07, 2013, 05:06:35 PM »

It's technically a Facebook app you have to authorize to have access to your info

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #3494 on:** May 11, 2013, 09:36:07 AM »

"oh okay ;-;
i see how it is *le cry*"

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3495 on:** May 11, 2013, 12:07:39 PM »

Haha.

Putting " Oh " at the end of every sentence really pisses me off too.

" Wanted to go out but it's raining oh. "

Ben_Jamin · « **Reply #3496 on:** May 11, 2013, 12:11:21 PM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on May 11, 2013, 12:07:39 PM

Haha.

Putting " Oh " at the end of every sentence really pisses me off too.

" Wanted to go out but it's raining oh. "

Haha it makes it sound as if your an anime character.

Chino · « **Reply #3497 on:** May 16, 2013, 07:39:53 AM »

"No cigs and no porn for 1 month. Feeling great!"

aprilethereal · « **Reply #3498 on:** May 16, 2013, 09:26:21 AM »

Quote from: Chino on May 16, 2013, 07:39:53 AM

"No cigs and no porn for 1 month. Feeling great!"

What an achievement. And so interesting to read.

TioJorge · « **Reply #3499 on:** May 16, 2013, 09:49:42 AM »

No cigs? Easy. No porn? FUCK YOU.

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Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305712 times)