Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 306609 times)

WindMaster · « **Reply #3396 on:** November 28, 2012, 03:17:28 PM »

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #3397 on:** December 13, 2012, 02:40:42 PM »

This just showed up on my news feed:

Orbert · « **Reply #3398 on:** December 13, 2012, 02:53:46 PM »

That is indeed a pathetic Facebook status. My sister (who, like me, is Chinese - duh) actually posted this once. I'm sorry, but that's moronic, and I told her so, privately.

There's so much stuff that people copy and paste without thinking, but come on, even five seconds' thought about this one reveals it to be completely stupid.

Implode · « **Reply #3399 on:** December 13, 2012, 02:57:34 PM »

You're right. But with how easy FB is to use, sharing something only takes 2 seconds.

Orbert · « **Reply #3400 on:** December 13, 2012, 03:00:02 PM »

Yeah. Sad.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3401 on:** December 13, 2012, 10:58:51 PM »

Quote from: Implode on December 13, 2012, 02:57:34 PM

You're right. But with how easy FB is to use, sharing something only takes 2 seconds.

No wonder people can manage to make a negative impression so quickly.

I've never once re-shared a status.

Chino · « **Reply #3402 on:** December 14, 2012, 06:31:07 AM »

If someone posts something similar to what was posted above, I defriend them immediately. I've gotten very intolerant over the last year and have gotten rid of over 400 friends.

ZirconBlue · « **Reply #3403 on:** December 14, 2012, 07:57:34 AM »

I guess people don't realize that there are only 14 unique calendars.

Edit: And we go through all of them, I think, every 28 years, so the max time between occurrences of this sort is 28 years.

Orbert · « **Reply #3404 on:** December 14, 2012, 08:09:14 AM »

Quote from: Chino on December 14, 2012, 06:31:07 AM

If someone posts something similar to what was posted above, I defriend them immediately. I've gotten very intolerant over the last year and have gotten rid of over 400 friends.

Holy shit, you've gotten rid of 400? Did you have like thousands or something?

I've never had more than about 200, and they're all people I know personally and do consider friends. Maybe that makes me more tolerant of them. I'm not gonna defriend my sister for copy-pasting, but I will give her shit about it, because I really do want her to understand how stupid it is, and how stupid it makes her look. I just pointed out that there are seven days in a week, and it's either a leap year or not, so there are only 14 different possible calendars which come around in a regular rotation. The idea that every 823 years, a totally different permutation comes up, is idiotic, plus a quick look at a calendar reveals that there are months with three weekends every year.

Rattlehead · « **Reply #3405 on:** December 14, 2012, 08:15:16 AM »

Quote from: Chino on November 28, 2012, 09:31:34 AM

122 words... 34 of which got abbreviated I can't be all mad though. At least they used the proper form of "their". I can't help but think it takes longer to type that way than if you just spelled things correctly.

This thread is great, but it also reassures me that getting rid of my facebook was a good decision.

Implode · « **Reply #3406 on:** December 14, 2012, 10:32:33 AM »

I've only had around 100 friends on Facebook. I used to think any more was so much. Now that I have Tumblr, I'm not so sure.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #3407 on:** January 08, 2013, 10:29:20 PM »

toro · « **Reply #3408 on:** January 08, 2013, 11:06:36 PM »

This kid I know just asked a girl to be his girlfriend tru his facebook status.
They are both 18.
Both of them type like shit.
She said yes.

JRundquist · « **Reply #3409 on:** January 09, 2013, 12:37:25 PM »

Girl's Status- Thank god for naptime at a daycare. Their new awesome lullaby cd that has Bohemian Rap City on it just made my day entirely.

My comment- Do you mean Bohemian Rhapsody?

Her- What the fuck ever. you know what i mean, quit ruining my statuses

*The click sound of me hitting the unfriend button*

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #3410 on:** January 09, 2013, 12:40:36 PM »

*facepalm*

Nice.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #3411 on:** January 09, 2013, 12:49:42 PM »

Bohemian Rap-City?

This is no game.

Cyclopssss · « **Reply #3412 on:** January 10, 2013, 05:44:49 AM »

nenenenenenenenenenene... gonna lose your mind at Bohe-mian, Rap City...

Crazy4DT · « **Reply #3413 on:** April 02, 2013, 02:34:12 PM »

Quote from: skydivingninja on March 14, 2010, 08:16:59 PM

DREAMS FTIME45 is the best poster since CrazyBlondeforDT

That was not and has never been my username.
$:\$

Orbert · « **Reply #3414 on:** April 02, 2013, 03:13:20 PM »

TioJorge · « **Reply #3415 on:** April 02, 2013, 03:43:55 PM »

Quote from: Orbert on April 02, 2013, 03:13:20 PM

Crazy4DT · « **Reply #3416 on:** April 03, 2013, 07:51:01 AM »

Quote from: Orbert on April 02, 2013, 03:13:20 PM

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #3417 on:** April 03, 2013, 07:52:31 AM »

Quote from: Crazy4DT on April 03, 2013, 07:51:01 AM

Quote from: Orbert on April 02, 2013, 03:13:20 PM

Orbert · « **Reply #3418 on:** April 03, 2013, 08:29:00 AM »

Hi, Kimberly!

Crazy4DT · « **Reply #3419 on:** April 03, 2013, 08:44:03 AM »

Orbert · « **Reply #3420 on:** April 03, 2013, 09:36:44 AM »

Not much. Just kinda wondering if you're gonna hang out for a while, or go back to lurking now that you've corrected SDN regarding your username. I personally think it's kinda funny how that pulled you out of lurker mode.

Orbert · « **Reply #3421 on:** April 03, 2013, 12:00:45 PM »

I guess I got my answer.

Crazy4DT · « **Reply #3422 on:** April 03, 2013, 12:37:06 PM »

Definitely lurker. I don't come here often, but now and then I'll search for things that may have been interesting (including my username. which he totally botched.)

I'm just across the street at 5/8 though, so not far.

Nick · « **Reply #3423 on:** April 04, 2013, 11:39:13 AM »

Not about a specific status, but one of those cringeworthy moments on facebook is when you see people posting stuff/pics of kids or pregnancy when you know there is no chance in hell they should be a parent.

TioJorge · « **Reply #3424 on:** April 04, 2013, 11:49:18 AM »

Definitely been too much of those in my real-world experiences and one of the big reasons that I don't have Facebook anymore and never will again. I know I'm an asshole and it's asshole-ish to say, but I really could not possibly give any less of a shit about your little alien mini-human. It's ugly. It's always gonna be ugly and there are very, very few occasions in which a (newborn) baby is actually cute.

That said, something spectacular happened the other day. I was at work and walked in on an odd conversation that started with "She LIED about the BABY!?"

Apparently this chick was posting pics of herself with an...er...'inflated' belly (I'm guessing she used a prosthetic because it looked completely real and wasn't a pillow or a ball or something..then again it was one pic on a friends tiny phone so...) and slowly gearing up to the actual birth when...she posted a picture of a friends not-so-newborn baby and said friend (OBVIOUSLY FUCKING FACEBOOK IDIOT) found out and the rest is hysterical history. I mean...holy shit...how much more psychotic, dumb, and generally fucked up can you get? Why!? WHY!? Fuckin' hell...I do not miss Facebook in the slightest and unless I'm in this thread, I don't even think about it, but it's shit like this that makes me think maybe I should create a ghost account just to see this shit. Then I remember that it only happens once in a blue moon and the rest is re-posts of idiotic dribble and boyfriend/girlfriend problems.

But man did that make my day.

aprilethereal · « **Reply #3425 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:21:04 PM »

Quote from: TioJorge on April 04, 2013, 11:49:18 AM

Fuckin' hell...I do not miss Facebook in the slightest and unless I'm in this thread, I don't even think about it, but it's shit like this that makes me think maybe I should create a ghost account just to see this shit.

Don't do that, you'd completely lose faith in humanity

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yorost · « **Reply #3426 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:33:36 PM »

Quote from: TioJorge on April 04, 2013, 11:49:18 AM

Definitely been too much of those in my real-world experiences and one of the big reasons that I don't have Facebook anymore and never will again. I know I'm an asshole and it's asshole-ish to say, but I really could not possibly give any less of a shit about your little alien mini-human. It's ugly. It's always gonna be ugly and there are very, very few occasions in which a (newborn) baby is actually cute.

It goes the other way, too. As a parent, I've had people demand I post more pictures of my daughter.

TioJorge · « **Reply #3427 on:** April 04, 2013, 12:58:26 PM »

Oh, April, that happened long ago...

...

Kotowboy · « **Reply #3428 on:** April 04, 2013, 01:16:19 PM »

Things I hate on Twitter :

" <something mundane happened> OMG "

" I really like <insert food here> IDK "

"<insert band or singer her> THOUGH "

"< really mundane question> OR........?

ZirconBlue · « **Reply #3429 on:** April 04, 2013, 01:41:39 PM »

Quote from: TioJorge on April 04, 2013, 11:49:18 AM

Definitely been too much of those in my real-world experiences and one of the big reasons that I don't have Facebook anymore and never will again. I know I'm an asshole and it's asshole-ish to say, but I really could not possibly give any less of a shit about your little alien mini-human. It's ugly. It's always gonna be ugly and there are very, very few occasions in which a (newborn) baby is actually cute.

That said, something spectacular happened the other day. I was at work and walked in on an odd conversation that started with "She LIED about the BABY!?" Apparently this chick was posting pics of herself with an...er...'inflated' belly (I'm guessing she used a prosthetic because it looked completely real and wasn't a pillow or a ball or something..then again it was one pic on a friends tiny phone so...) and slowly gearing up to the actual birth when...she posted a picture of a friends not-so-newborn baby and said friend (OBVIOUSLY FUCKING FACEBOOK IDIOT) found out and the rest is hysterical history. I mean...holy shit...how much more psychotic, dumb, and generally fucked up can you get? Why!? WHY!? Fuckin' hell...I do not miss Facebook in the slightest and unless I'm in this thread, I don't even think about it, but it's shit like this that makes me think maybe I should create a ghost account just to see this shit. Then I remember that it only happens once in a blue moon and the rest is re-posts of idiotic dribble and boyfriend/girlfriend problems.

But man did that make my day.

It seems clear to me that your issues are not with Facebook, but with your friends. If you don't have idiots for facebook friends, then you won't have "idiotic dribble" filling up your facebook feed.

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