Ohhhh man my childhood just got roided up big time. That was so incredibly satisfying! Everything about it blew me away and I could not have expected something so massively goose-bump-inducing.
Spoilers abound for the next few sentences. I too, much like what seems like literally every other person that has seen it, was literally jacking off (voraciously) to the scene in which Hulk pummels Loki after his pathetic speech about not being bullied and then WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM "Tch...
Puny god..."
Lord, I want to be the Hulk so badly. I want a big, green cucumber dick. I want it. I want it willingly.
End spoilers, they are no longer abound; I have locked them up in that Hulk cage. Also, Hiddelston did a superb job on creating a better Loki than the subpar experience that was Thor (his performance, not the entirety of the film); he brought his game, gave the character depth, a terrifying, reachable goal, and most of all, a reason to both love and hate him, as well as feel a bit of sympathy for the sub-human god. The film was all around spectacular and I really did not expect to like it this much.
I'll say one thing about superhero movies that come after this: They had better have their own flare and individuality because any comparisons to this movie will fail for the one being compared, I'm afraid. Even Dark Knight Rises has some tough competition with this one, and I'm not even going to think or discuss the financial bomb that this lit. So many great scenes, so many goosebumps, so many boners. SO MANY. I've seen it three times so far; the first time was in 3D, which was my first 3D movie, and I completely got the gist of the scam and will probably never see another 3D movie again. While it didn't detract from the experience, it didn't make it any better either. That said, it was fun, nothing more, perhaps something less if I wasn't blazed. The next two viewings really solidified my boner (pun not intended); the colors were vibrant, the cinematography, beautiful; and most of all, the CG and action scenes all around really just made my jaw drop. It was the best use of technology I've ever seen in a movie (I will fucking rape you if you mention Avatar, that modicum of pussy fart).
So enjoyable. I love Marvel. I am really, really hoping that Whedon is on board for future installments because he just became my true super hero for bringing this to life and doing such a marvelous (pun not intended again, shit) job at it. Really, I love you, Mr. Whedon. BRAVO!
Oh and one more spoiler:
MOTHER FUCKING THANOS!!!!! WOOTY PATOOOOOTY!!!!!! YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I'M CUMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! End cumming.
I honestly don't know if I can even go back and watch the movies that precede this because they just won't get my blood flowing like this movie did. God, I haven't had so much fun in a movie theater since I got a blowjob in one, and this beats that. It fucking does. Don't look at me like that. Scarlett Johansson's butt.
Topic: Marvel's Movie/TV Universe *SPOILERS* (Read 301135 times)
