This is slightly off topic, but I have a brief story about this. I've been horribly sick with the flu since yesterday morning (feeling OK at the moment)... anyway, Im sure you are all aware that when you have the flu, delirious dream-like hallucinations occur. I was actually tortured last night (drifing in and out of sleep) with digesting the "news" that Minneman was announced as DTs drummer. For some reason, I thought I read this somewhere, and that there were tons of legal issues that had to be figured out in terms of him being the drummer. And of course, I had to solve these legal issues. I even remember thinking "wait a minute, did this actually even happen" and coming to the conclusion "I am 95% sure I read this on DTF, so yeah, this announcement happened".
Upon checking DTF this morning, I of course realize that my disease addled brain had completely fabricated this... god damn it.