I really cannot fathom what mother cunting dipshit originally thought of that and why others thought it was brilliant. Not that I don't IMMEDIATELY mute that shit, but even if I listened to it or just turned it very low, I'd immediately boycott whatever shit they were marketing just on principal and as a nice little "fuck you". For real, how the concept of the "loudness war" ever started and why anyone thinks louder equates to getting your super genius marketing worm in anyone's ear is completely beyond me. It's ridiculous to think that a nice, chill, still audible commercial would do wonders for the marketing world. What kinda fool...
"Boss, studies show people get really pissed off at our product when our ads air and nearly ruins our potential customers speakers because our commercials are so loud..."
"NO, FARQUAAD, FUCK THEIR EARDRUMS WITH OUR SOUNDWAVE DICK, IT WILL MAKE THEM BUY OUR PRODUCT!!"