Author Topic: Things that piss me off (Read 502832 times)

Prog Snob · « **Reply #6370 on:** December 22, 2016, 06:53:17 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on December 22, 2016, 06:30:50 PM

So my wife and I sent my nephew an Amazon gift card for Christmas. He lives in Hollywood. His roommate's girlfriend opened his card and took the gift card.

Throw that fucking bitch out on the street.

That's really fucked up.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6371 on:** December 22, 2016, 06:55:12 PM »

Yeah, that fucking bitch should never be allowed in that apartment ever again.

Prog Snob · « **Reply #6372 on:** December 22, 2016, 07:01:28 PM »

I hope somebody says something.

Phoenix87x · « **Reply #6373 on:** December 22, 2016, 07:27:27 PM »

Yeah, that's some major bullshit

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6374 on:** December 22, 2016, 07:29:38 PM »

I seriously would drag her out to the street and tell my roommate he's next.

KevShmev · « **Reply #6375 on:** December 24, 2016, 08:13:33 AM »

Opening someone else's mail is a federal crime, I believe. He should tell her to hand it over or he's calling the cops.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6376 on:** December 24, 2016, 08:22:59 AM »

Yeah, I told him. Her boyfriend is getting him a new card but I told him fuck her and she houldnt be allowed in.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #6377 on:** December 24, 2016, 01:06:37 PM »

This doesn't piss me off but that person you're with in a group - who when someone says something funny - they just repeat it immediately.

Every time.

or those people who think they're really funny but just spout idioms and other people's jokes.

Phoenix87x · « **Reply #6378 on:** January 01, 2017, 07:04:59 AM »

When you offer to work for someone trying to be nice and they don't give you a direct answer. Then two weeks goes by, you hear nothing from them and make your own plans and then the night before they text you like you are now obligated to work for them.

its a take it or leave it deal people.

TioJorge · « **Reply #6379 on:** January 01, 2017, 12:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix87x on January 01, 2017, 07:04:59 AM

When you offer to work for someone trying to be nice and they don't give you a direct answer. Then two weeks goes by, you hear nothing from them and make your own plans and then the night before they text you like you are now obligated to work for them.

its a take it or leave it deal people.

Oh god, this happens all the time where I work (restaurant). People will offer to work for a day or shift a week or at least a few days in advance and then someone wants said person to work their shift and is pleading with them the actual day of the shift. It's nuts. It's happened so much that most offers now come with the addendum of "I will not work your shift if you tell me the day of or at 3 AM the night before, give me at least 24 hours advance". Like an actual copy/paste is going around now that is exactly that.

The ONLY good copy/paste I've seen.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #6380 on:** January 01, 2017, 01:03:05 PM »

This reminds me of when you text someone to meet up / hang out and they say 'i'll let you know tomorrow'.

So tomorrow comes and you wait all day and text a few times but no answer.

Then when it's too late to go out anyway - they reply ' i can't do it today '

FUCK . YOU.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #6381 on:** January 02, 2017, 11:18:52 AM »

I'm getting really bored of the "summer blockbuster" movie trailer.

*single piano note - sets up trailer.

* Music swells as someone says something dramatic and another person looks up or down.

* Full Orchestra over battle / slow mo dramatic scenes interspersed with cut to black with massive BOOM sound.

* Stupid portentous dialogue over dramatic orchestra music

" You have one chance "
" Only You can stop them "
" You were meant for one thing "
" You've been waiting for this your whole life "

* Whoosh sound to black and silence.

* Back to one note piano and title card.

* FINAL MASSIVE DRAMATIC SUPERCUT

* release date.

Harmony · « **Reply #6382 on:** January 02, 2017, 05:02:24 PM »

People who leave their dogs in the car is sub zero temps.

TAC · « **Reply #6383 on:** January 03, 2017, 05:19:36 PM »

Yeah, that's cold.

hefdaddy42 · « **Reply #6384 on:** January 04, 2017, 09:53:34 AM »

Quote from: TAC on January 03, 2017, 05:19:36 PM

Yeah, that's cold.

IDontNotDoThings · « **Reply #6385 on:** January 06, 2017, 08:39:18 PM »

When Spotify says my computer isn't connected to the internet when it clearly is, & then restarts the album when it finally reconnects.

Phoenix87x · « **Reply #6386 on:** January 08, 2017, 05:34:22 AM »

So its pretty cliche at this point about people being on their cell phones when going up to the cash register at a store. As if that wasn't bad enough, this morning at the grocery store, when I was in the check out line, a lady comes up behind me and not only was she on her cell phone talking loudly, but of course it was on speaker, so me and the cashier got to hear the whole loud and obnoxious conversation.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #6387 on:** January 08, 2017, 05:35:57 AM »

Anyone else seen this ?

People at a bus stop - who wait til they see the bus coming - then light up a cigarette and ask the driver to wait.

FUCK OFF.

I hate obstinate pricks like that.

Stadler · « **Reply #6388 on:** January 09, 2017, 05:36:10 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix87x on January 08, 2017, 05:34:22 AM

So its pretty cliche at this point about people being on their cell phones when going up to the cash register at a store. As if that wasn't bad enough, this morning at the grocery store, when I was in the check out line, a lady comes up behind me and not only was she on her cell phone talking loudly, but of course it was on speaker, so me and the cashier got to hear the whole loud and obnoxious conversation.

I HATE that! When people hold their phone in front of their face, flat, and talk into the little microphone, but have the rest of the call on the speaker. Have you no shame? No consideration?

Adami · « **Reply #6389 on:** January 10, 2017, 01:02:43 AM »

When your Ipod decides that only half of your albums deserve album art for some strange reason. So you spend 4 hours finding and replacing the album art to half the albums, only to find that once disconnected, your Ipod just deleted them all again, making all of that time wasted. Then, your Ipod decides to just delete half the albums from your Ipod. So you get annoyed and plan to reboot your Ipod and start from scratch. So you do, then your computer (from 2007) decides it can no longer connect to your Ipod because it's too outdated. This is your computer with all your damn music. So you move all the music to an external hard drive and move all of that to your laptop (another few hours) then have to move all of that to your Ipod (another while) and of course have to painstakingly re-create about a dozen playlists, several of which had over 600 songs a piece (still have to do that one).

Ain't life grand?

Kotowboy · « **Reply #6390 on:** January 10, 2017, 04:38:03 AM »

Quote from: Stadler on January 09, 2017, 05:36:10 AM

Quote from: Phoenix87x on January 08, 2017, 05:34:22 AM
So its pretty cliche at this point about people being on their cell phones when going up to the cash register at a store. As if that wasn't bad enough, this morning at the grocery store, when I was in the check out line, a lady comes up behind me and not only was she on her cell phone talking loudly, but of course it was on speaker, so me and the cashier got to hear the whole loud and obnoxious conversation.

I HATE that! When people hold their phone in front of their face, flat, and talk into the little microphone, but have the rest of the call on the speaker. Have you no shame? No consideration?

Someone parked outside my window the other day - my house is on a street so cars go by quite regularly. The engine was running and they had a convo on their phone via the car speakers.

So not only was the engine running loudly but i heard the entire conversation IN MY LIVING ROOM. Then they left.

I'm 100% sure some people do it JUST to be annoying.

Like those cavemen pricks that don't just spit - they have to go " HUUUUGGHHHH HUGGGGHHHH " and then " HHHAAAACKCKKKKKK ...PATAHHHHH ! " and let it dribble all the way from

their mouth to the floor. Then look around to see how many people they've pissed off.

soupytwist · « **Reply #6391 on:** January 10, 2017, 04:41:52 AM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on January 08, 2017, 05:35:57 AM

Anyone else seen this ?

People at a bus stop - who wait til they see the bus coming - then light up a cigarette and ask the driver to wait.

FUCK OFF.

I hate obstinate pricks like that.

BUS WANKERS!

Shooters1221 · « **Reply #6392 on:** January 10, 2017, 05:10:54 AM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on January 10, 2017, 04:38:03 AM

I'm 100% sure some people do it JUST to be annoying.

I'm 100% sure some other people do this just to be noticed because they think they're the center of the universe and need constant attention.

How about sitting a traffic light and look into your rear view mirror only to see a blonde bimbo type with her eyes beaming into her own lap to check out the latest texts, and praying she looks up in time so to not ram the back end of your car.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #6393 on:** January 10, 2017, 05:20:00 AM »

Back to driving - i was on my motorbike - going up a main road one time and someone in an Audi pulled out of a side street without looking and nearly hit me.

I was gonna wait til he passed me and memorise his number plate and spread it around but he turned off behind me

Lynxo · « **Reply #6394 on:** January 10, 2017, 05:35:47 AM »

Kotowboy · « **Reply #6395 on:** January 10, 2017, 05:37:31 AM »

I'm not a foodie but I never use a microwave except to heat up milk or something.

ReaperKK · « **Reply #6396 on:** January 10, 2017, 06:03:51 AM »

me neither. Then again I don't use most of the kitchen stuff anyway.

cramx3 · « **Reply #6397 on:** January 10, 2017, 06:38:59 AM »

I actually microwaved some left over pasta last night. However, mine did not explode

pogoowner · « **Reply #6398 on:** January 10, 2017, 12:26:25 PM »

When you're listening to a podcast or radio interview, and the guest, being interviewed on the phone, is significantly lower in volume than the host of the show, requiring you to constantly adjust the volume or just accept being uncomfortable. This seems to be a consistent problem with almost all radio interviews.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #6399 on:** January 10, 2017, 12:58:14 PM »

YT vids too. I watch a lot of Mark Kermode's reviews and the movie clips are MASSIVELY LOUD and his talking is barely audible

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #6400 on:** January 10, 2017, 04:29:59 PM »

Quote from: Lynxo on January 10, 2017, 05:35:47 AM

Bruh...

Prog Snob · « **Reply #6401 on:** January 10, 2017, 04:31:42 PM »

I don't use microwaves. I don't even own one.

pogoowner · « **Reply #6402 on:** January 10, 2017, 04:56:51 PM »

Quote from: Prog Snob on January 10, 2017, 04:31:42 PM

I don't use microwaves. I don't even own one.

I almost never reheat food, nor do I buy food products designed for microwave cooking, so I don't find them particularly useful.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #6403 on:** January 10, 2017, 05:01:14 PM »

When my great auntie died ( she was 99.5 years old ) I got £5,000 and a microwave and a coffee table.

So I use it to heat my milk for my morning latte

Prog Snob · « **Reply #6404 on:** January 10, 2017, 05:02:07 PM »

Quote from: pogoowner on January 10, 2017, 04:56:51 PM

Quote from: Prog Snob on January 10, 2017, 04:31:42 PM
I don't use microwaves. I don't even own one.
I almost never reheat food, nor do I buy food products designed for microwave cooking, so I don't find them particularly useful.

You and I both. If I do need to reheat something, like pizza, it goes in the oven.

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Author Topic: Things that piss me off (Read 502832 times)