Lonestar's Death Island Roulette- And the winner is.....

[Podaar]

 

[lonestar]

 

[jingle.boy]

What immunity?

I just looked it up:

Immunity- 1) Automatic entry to the next round of whatever roulette one happens to find themselves in, and 2) Flame Shield against Cheese Hatin' and Scrotum Quotin' Fogeys

Only one problem... I already found the Immunity Idol.

[lonestar]

Oh man....whose fucking roulette was that again?

[TAC]

Not mine!

[jingle.boy]

Oh man....whose fucking roulette was that again?

I forget who/when I used that before .... Jackie never hosted a roulette.   

[King Postwhore]

Tim you sure you want to reach the end?  Look at that last immunity bead!

[TAC]

Tim you sure you want to reach the end?  Look at that last immunity bead!

Huh? What's an immunity bead?

[Podaar]

Please God, we are not going to now explain anal beads to Tim. Are we?

[Stadler]

This thread/roulette is like a piñata.  It just keeps spewing candy goodness.   

[lonestar]

You guys never disappoint me...your parents sure, but me, never.

[King Postwhore]

 

[TAC]

Is that what those are? Figures it would be J Boy to post them.

[Crow]

tac is somehow even more sheltered than I am and that's impressive

[King Postwhore]

It's a sexual Roto-Rooter  Tim.

tac is somehow even more sheltered than I am and that's impressive

No doubt.

[lonestar]

 

[TAC]

See what it says under my avatar?
It says "Just a decent, normal metal-head fellow".

It does NOT say "Just a weirdo perv ass-rooter fellow."

[King Postwhore]

 

I've never used one Tim.  I know what it is though.

[jingle.boy]

For crying out loud, it makes his "not mine" post less funny that he didn't even know what it was.  I had this beauty joke all lined up too... 'You know what that is, but you don't know what a MILF is?  Not sure if that's revealing or disturbing'.

Alas, Tim's naivety/innocence (if we can call it that) did not disappoint.

[orcus116]

  I love this thread.

I can't believe I missed on Opeth but I'm happy about my selection. There is one band I can't believe I didn't send looking at the original banned list and just noticed something but that can be saved for future rounds (granted I'm not cut for being a late fuck all the time  )

[Nekov]

 

This thread doesn't disappoint

[lonestar]

Ok guys, let's weed the garden a bit. I really can't emphasize how good this round was top to bottom, probably the strongest round I've been sent in any roulette. This is not easy to choose....


Orcus, you're safe bro. Fucking loved that shit man, so much atmosphere developed beginning to end. Just a fucking killer track.

Jingle, you're safe. I can't deny what to my ears is an excellent piece of progressive metal. Chill till the next round dude.


And TAC, I'm sorry but I'm going to cut you now. It was a good song in a round of really, really great songs, and yours fell short of the rest of the guys. It was a bit too generic and predictable for what it was going up against.

I will announce which of the three remaining songs won the round on Sat or Sun, and do the other cut on Sun or Mon. Thanks again guys for such killer music!!!!

TAC- Theocracy- Laying the Demon to Rest - CUT
Jingle- Hemina- Fantasy - SAFE
Tomislav- Oceansize- Trail of Fire
Orcus- Isis- Threshold of Transformation - SAFE
King- Demians- Perfect Symmetry
Elite- Opeth- Bleak

[Crow]

so opeth won the round most likely 
dunno the demians song but from what I know of them I don't see myself being a huge fan

[King Postwhore]

You don't count Parama.

[King Postwhore]

Also, you better pick me to move on RJ!  I already have my next 2 songs picked out.

[lonestar]

[Crow]

I had my entire list of roulette songs picked out and I got cut so yeah deal with it 

[King Postwhore]

 

[King Postwhore]

I had my entire list of roulette songs picked out and I got cut so yeah deal with it 

Man you have no funny bone Parama.

[jingle.boy]

That's just my first gear.

Vroom vroom.

[TAC]

[King Postwhore]

 

[jingle.boy]

Tim... I think you went to the Theocracy well one time too many, and they dropped the ball on ya this time.

RJ... there are better (imo) Theocracy tunes.  If you get the chance, spin a few tunes from either As The World Bleeds, or Ghost Ship - just don't watch the video for Ghost Ship... cheesy & low budget.

[TAC]

[lonestar]