Post bad DT jokes (for fun)

[Marion Crane]

I think this is the most fun I've had with a thread since Awake

[darkshade]

Not a joke, but I found this funny.



This was similar to me, I assume the end is because he should have waited.

[darkshade]

What do the members of Dream Theater call their kids?

"My young"

[FallTempest]

What was MP's reaction to ADTOE?



He went absolutely mother fucking psychosane on our asses.

[GasparXR]

What do the members of Dream Theater call their kids?

"My young"

What is John Petrucci's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Metropolitan.



Not DT-related, but music related.
What do you call a gnome that lives in the city?

A metrognome.

[LCArenas]

What happens when Juice Malouse wants to get less viscous?

He pours his soul into the water.

[GasparXR]

What happens when Juice Malouse wants to get less viscous?

He pours his soul into the water.

Oh god that was amazing.

[Mind Trail]

LaBrie James. LeBron James.

[Marion Crane]

Before every show, James has to "do hair!!!!"

[AngelBack]

What do you call Nadya Suleman's womb.....


OK, that was way too easy....

[slycordinator]

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

[voncorn]

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[Mind Trail]

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

[Orbert]

What do you call Nadya Suleman's womb.....

OK, that was way too easy....

What, an octo...?






Oh.

[Ruba]

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

The best.

[Mladen]

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

That's kinda sad, I loved that restaurant. 

[GasparXR]

One time jehova's witnesses came to my door, and I didn't want to deal with them, so when they asked me to buy a bible, I said "sorry, I'm too busy sacrificing sons in my backyard".

[?]

^Were you roasting an amish steak?

[Orbert]

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

That's kinda sad, I loved that restaurant. 

I went by there the other day.  It was... Vacant.

[Zydar]

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

That's kinda sad, I loved that restaurant. 

I think it was located in Hell's Kitchen.

[GasparXR]

I think it was located in Hell's Kitchen.

On the streets of New York city.

[AngelBack]

Why are female drug dealers at Raves so popular ??


(hint; Home)

[Mind Trail]

KM was sad find out that his favorite restaurant closed early... and would never be open again.

That's kinda sad, I loved that restaurant. 

I think it was located in Hell's Kitchen.

No wonder it got shut down. They poisoned LaBrie, remember? 

[GasparXR]

Push You Over
Today
Give the Space
Secluded
City Part 2: The Burden and the All-nighter
Over a Sand Sun
Avoid Awake
Teaching to Die

[SeventhSon]

I had an idea for one of those CSI "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH" puns but I can't find a good way to make it with the graphic, so this will have to suffice.


"Dream Theater was nominated for a Grammy award. They didn't win, but they'll treasure the memory forever."

"So I guess you could say the Grammy award was..."

*sunglasses*

"Lost Not Forgotten."

*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH*

[Orbert]

Orbert likes this.

[WindMaster]

WindMaster approves of this thread.

[DreamTension]

What do you call a foot with six toes?





ADTOE

[Metro]

Push You Over
Today
Give the Space
Secluded
City Part 2: The Burden and the All-nighter
Over a Sand Sun
Avoid Awake
Teaching to Die

In response to this..
The Asleep album

2:30 PM
Free From a Net
Guilt Clear
Boner-Kill-Palooza
Thoughts
The Woman That Won't Shut Up
The Window
Truth
Throwing Light on Reality
Healed
Earth Colored Shirt

[darkshade]

Again, not a joke necessarily, but I found this funny.

[GasparXR]

In response to this..
The Asleep album

2:30 PM
Free From a Net
Guilt Clear
Boner-Kill-Palooza
Thoughts
The Woman That Won't Shut Up
The Window
Truth
Throwing Light on Reality
Healed
Earth Colored Shirt

LOL

Rising From Zero

Old Century
Me Or You
Cuban Grounds
Solid Months
Freezing Your Body
Heaven's Diner
Squares out of the Stone
Give More Euphoria
Only Allow You to Swallow
Mary Chan
Test of Sneezes

[Metro]

Metropenis Pt.2: Scenes from a Pornography

Seduction
Overture 69
Strange Fetish
Through My Moans
Anal Tragedy
Beyond This Bed
Through Her Thighs
Her Husband Ain't Home
The Foreplay of Eternity
One More Time
The STD Carries On
Finally Free(Of the S&M Dungeon)

[darkshade]

^ what happened to Home?

Should be: "Home (Havin' Sex)"

[Metro]

I thought the song was dirty enough with the "Moaning" section. But I'll change it

[darkshade]

True. I wasn't thinking about the song content as much as just the titles. I forgot about the moaning section.