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Elite

#175
June 02, 2012, 02:06:49 PM
Quote from: Metropolaris on February 17, 2012, 07:31:52 PM
FII Demos

Lower That Spoon
Where Have You Been?
The Way it is Now
Uncover My Ass
Shut the Fuck Up

This one is amazing. Especially the last, for the total simplicity of it. Awesome.
Quote from: Lolzeez on November 18, 2013, 01:23:32 PMHey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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?

#176
June 03, 2012, 12:30:02 AM
Quote from: Metropolaris on February 17, 2012, 07:31:52 PM
FII Demos

Lower That Spoon
Where Have You Been?
The Way it is Now
Uncover My Ass
Shut the Fuck Up
WIN! :rollin

Ice9ine

#177
June 03, 2012, 02:58:20 AM
Why have there been two Johns, two Kevins and two Mikes but only one Jordan in Dream Theater?

Because the other guys name was Derek.

Stonestef

#178
June 03, 2012, 04:28:48 AM

Zook

#179
June 03, 2012, 04:34:00 AM
:clap:

Zydar

#180
June 03, 2012, 04:52:32 AM
haha :lol

King Postwhore

#182
June 03, 2012, 09:26:57 AM
Mike Portnoy walks into a bar.......








Everyone survives.
"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'." - Bon Newhart.

FlyingBIZKIT

#183
June 03, 2012, 09:39:13 AM
Quote from: chefkingshmegland on June 03, 2012, 09:26:57 AM
Mike Portnoy walks into a bar.......








Everyone survives.

Roooooooooooooaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr

senecadawg2

#184
June 03, 2012, 10:56:46 AM
Quote from: Ice9ine on June 03, 2012, 02:58:20 AM
Why have there been two Johns, two Kevins and two Mikes but only one Jordan in Dream Theater?

Because the other guys name was Derek.

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Quote from: LithoJazzoSphere on November 28, 2024, 04:50:14 PMThe senecadawg who won 11 roulettes is dead and gone.  He is now diogenesdawg2. 

Mladen

#185
June 03, 2012, 11:11:10 AM
Quote from: Ice9ine on June 03, 2012, 02:58:20 AM
Why have there been two Johns, two Kevins and two Mikes but only one Jordan in Dream Theater?

Because the other guys name was Derek.
That would make a great anti-joke chicken meme for Dream Theater fans.  :lol

Ruba

#186
June 04, 2012, 03:06:55 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on June 02, 2012, 11:48:14 AM
And The Count checks under his bed for The Dark Master.

And The Dark Master is frightened from his closet.

Metro

#187
June 04, 2012, 03:53:27 AM
Whose Metropolis is it Anyway?: Scenes from a Hat
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Scorpion

#188
June 04, 2012, 05:07:58 AM

MoraWintersoul

#189
June 15, 2012, 08:58:42 AM
A little something I wrote for tumblr:
    Dream Theater: So we wanted to name this album "Stream Of Consciousness", but we thought that was too pretentious.
    World: Oh, cool, what's it called now?
    Dream Theater: Falling Into Infinity.
    World: ... and that is supposed to be less pretentious?
    Dream Theater: Yes?
    World: Get the fuck out.

TheGreatPretender

#190
June 15, 2012, 09:14:10 AM
What's the opposite of Yourold?

Nick

#191
June 15, 2012, 09:33:13 AM

GasparXR

#192
June 15, 2012, 10:04:36 AM
Quote from: MoraWintersoul on June 15, 2012, 08:58:42 AM
A little something I wrote for tumblr:
    Dream Theater: So we wanted to name this album "Stream Of Consciousness", but we thought that was too pretentious.
    World: Oh, cool, what's it called now?
    Dream Theater: Falling Into Infinity.
    World: ... and that is supposed to be less pretentious?
    Dream Theater: Yes?
    World: Get the fuck out.



:rollin

MondayMorningLunatic

#193
July 24, 2012, 07:13:59 AM
https://www.healthgrades.com/dentist/dr-john-petrucci-264fc

Flossed Not Forgotten
The Spirit Caries On
Breaking All Occlusions
The Root Canal Of All Evil
Space Dye Crest
Plaque Clouds and Silver Fillings

Scorpion

#194
July 24, 2012, 07:15:55 AM
:clap:

I especially like Flossed Not Forgotten and The Spirit Caries On.

Implode

#195
July 24, 2012, 07:16:31 AM
Quote from: TheGreatPretender on June 15, 2012, 09:14:10 AM
What's the opposite of Yourold?

:pbjmyungemote:

TheGreatPretender

#196
July 24, 2012, 09:41:31 AM
Quote from: MondayMorningLunatic on July 24, 2012, 07:13:59 AM
https://www.healthgrades.com/dentist/dr-john-petrucci-264fc

Flossed Not Forgotten
The Spirit Caries On
Breaking All Occlusions
The Root Canal Of All Evil
Space Dye Crest
Plaque Clouds and Silver Fillings

Don't forget The Drilling Hand

FlyingBIZKIT

#197
July 24, 2012, 09:45:31 AM
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?






TheGreatPretender

#198
July 24, 2012, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on July 24, 2012, 09:45:31 AM
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?

INVENTORY!!!!

I dunno. What?

FlyingBIZKIT

#199
July 24, 2012, 09:50:06 AM
That's the joke!!!! There's only ONE Portnoy!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin







Oh my God, I felt like Jamesman there.

Zydar

#200
July 24, 2012, 10:13:01 AM
 :facepalm:

Pols Voice

#201
July 24, 2012, 10:20:50 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on July 24, 2012, 09:50:06 AM
That's the joke!!!! There's only ONE Portnoy!!  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin







Oh my God, I felt like Jamesman there.

You're going psychosane.

jonnybaxy

#202
July 24, 2012, 11:37:04 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on July 24, 2012, 09:45:31 AM
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?

Wanna go for a drink?

FlyingBIZKIT

#203
July 24, 2012, 11:40:00 AM
Quote from: jonnybaxy on July 24, 2012, 11:37:04 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on July 24, 2012, 09:45:31 AM
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?

Wanna go for a drink?

That...



is a good one.  :lol

senecadawg2

#204
July 24, 2012, 11:43:15 AM
Quote from: LithoJazzoSphere on November 28, 2024, 04:50:14 PMThe senecadawg who won 11 roulettes is dead and gone.  He is now diogenesdawg2. 

Implode

#205
July 24, 2012, 11:43:57 AM
Quote from: FlyingBIZKIT on July 24, 2012, 09:45:31 AM
What did one Portnoy say to the other Portnoy?

Something about going out with his wife.

jonnybaxy

#206
July 24, 2012, 01:14:10 PM
What did DT and adrenaline mob do for MP's career?

One built it up, the other brought it down.

XianL

#207
July 26, 2012, 08:54:47 PM
Six pages, and not one Horatio Caine joke?

You've changed DTF, you've changed.

?

#208
July 26, 2012, 11:31:05 PM
Quote from: XianL on July 26, 2012, 08:54:47 PM
Six pages, and not one Horatio Caine joke?

You've changed DTF, you've changed.
I think it was... TIME FOR A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!

GasparXR

#209
July 27, 2012, 06:54:47 AM
Quote from: ? on July 26, 2012, 11:31:05 PM
Quote from: XianL on July 26, 2012, 08:54:47 PM
Six pages, and not one Horatio Caine joke?

You've changed DTF, you've changed.
I think it was... TIME FOR A CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!

YEEEAAAAAHHHH
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