Post bad DT jokes (for fun)

[Gadough]

Again, not a joke necessarily, but I found this funny.

It's only funny because Myung is refusing to participate.

[Ruba]

Thirdarium

The End of All Good
The Question Doesn't Exist
Those Floors
You Run Behind Me
Calm Defense
Always More
Saved Daughters
Thirdarium

Unorganized Order

Far From Friends, pt.1.
Found
Never Moving
The Light Nonexisting Day
Narcissism
Leaders of Peace
The Government of Found Bodies
Far From Friends, pt.2.

White Skies & Golden Interiors

A Daydream to Forget
A Rite of Leaving
Flourish
The Build Warfield
The Worst of Ages
The Lord of Sicily

[?]

Bus of Idea:

The Way You Aren't
That Healing Mind
Slaughter Without Beginning
Humiliate My Mother
Full
River of Passing Out
From the Title of Deity

When Awakeness and Night Divide:

A Property in Truth
Popularity Avoider
Gn Ik
The Foot That Gives Birth
Blow Fuse and Stay Here
Before Death
The Ones Who Prevent Moon from Rising
Just a Case of Infinity

Now somebody can do one for Six Degrees!

[Zydar]

Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness

The Plastic Freedom
Seeing Doubt
Understood
The Tiny Argument
Emerge

Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Prelude
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: About To Thrive
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Peace Outside Your Pancreas
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: The Solution That Bamboozled None
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Farewell Hug
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Crowded Clam
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: About To Thrive (Re-Run)
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Winning Streak / Small Intro

[Nekov]

 

[Metro]

A Constant of Time

I. The Purple Sunset
II. Guilty
III. Grande Taco
IV. The Brightest of Summers
V. Same Planet
VI. The Spring That Never Comes
VII. The Purple Sunrise

[?]

The Tiny Argument and Grande Taco

[reneranucci]

Where did the guys take James for his birthday?

The Cuban all you can eat.

[chknptpie]

Again, not a joke necessarily, but I found this funny.

Are you (or the person in the picture if it isn't you) a giant?! 

[Tomislav95]

Why is James LaBrie against ACTA?

Because he's a pirate

[ZKX-2099]

A Boring Line Of Incidents

Beneath Demons
Break Me Down, Build Me Up
Found Not Remembered
Thats Not The Death
Underwater Tunnels

In Heaven
Constructing Few Falsehoods
On The Ground

[Mind Trail]

Indians and Microsoft Words

Pull Me Up From Here!
It Ends Today
Hurry Up
Abandoned
Extremeley Small Village
Over a Rubber Sun
Not intending to wait for sleep, I'll rather sleep right now
Forgetting How to Die

[RoeDent]

Bus of Idea:

Full

Engaged   

[GasparXR]

Indians and Microsoft Words

Pull Me Up From Here!
It Ends Today
Hurry Up
Abandoned
Extremeley Small Village
Over a Rubber Sun
Not intending to wait for sleep, I'll rather sleep right now
Forgetting How to Die

Already did I&W

[Mind Trail]

Indians and Microsoft Words

Pull Me Up From Here!
It Ends Today
Hurry Up
Abandoned
Extremeley Small Village
Over a Rubber Sun
Not intending to wait for sleep, I'll rather sleep right now
Forgetting How to Die

Already did I&W

That was just my own version, sorry

[LCArenas]

"Good thing I went to the gym today. I build things up and break them down"

[slycordinator]

"Good thing I went to the gym today. I build things up and break them down"

[Metro]

And just for the hell of it, Demos/unreleased songs.

FII Demos

Lower That Spoon
Where Have You Been?
The Way it is Now
Uncover My Ass
Shut the Fuck Up

Majesty Demos

No More Loss  (Another Won)
One Near  (Two Far)
Scream for Slavery  (Cry for Freedom)
Moonwalk of the Saint  (March of the Tyrant)
My King  (Your Majesty)
A Memory  (A Vision)
Unneeded Planet  (Vital Star)

Others

Day After  (Eve)
To Die Yesterday  (To Live Forever)
Look Away from Me  (Don't Look Past Me)
Cooked Cat  (Raw Dog)

[GasparXR]

"Good thing I went to the gym today. I build things up and break them down"

XDDDD

[adameastment]

I went into a toilet and looked for a cubicle that was...




...Vacant...

[Mladen]

Metropenis Pt.2: Scenes from a Pornography

Seduction
Overture 69
Strange Fetish
Through My Moans
Anal Tragedy
Beyond This Bed
Through Her Thighs
Her Husband Ain't Home
The Foreplay of Eternity
One More Time
The STD Carries On
Finally Free(Of the S&M Dungeon)

Great job. 

[?]

What did John Petrucci say to Jordan Rudess when he went to stand next to him while shredding an uber technical solo?
-I wank beside you

[m0hawk]

What do you call John Myung?

...


The Silent Man



HAHA GUYS GET IT COS HE NEVER TALKS HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Metro]

Metropenis Pt.2: Scenes from a Pornography

Seduction
Overture 69
Strange Fetish
Through My Moans
Anal Tragedy
Beyond This Bed
Through Her Thighs
Her Husband Ain't Home
The Chance of Paternity
One More Time
The STD Carries On
Finally Free(Of the S&M Dungeon)

My friend came up with a better one for Dance of Eternity.

[Scorpion]

 

Damn, that's awesome. I'd applaud you if I could find the smily for that.

What would have been Robespierre's favorite DT song?








Raise the Knife.

[Ruba]

Why is Al Jourgensen mad at DT?

Because they have a song "The Ministry of Lost Souls".

What was DT's reaction, when they heard the final version of Bridges in the Sky?

They were chuffed to the BITS.

[lonestar]

Damn, that's awesome. I'd applaud you if I could find the smily for that.

Well, we got this and this

[Jaffa]

Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: Peace Outside Your Pancreas
Five Divisions Of Outer Stillness: The Solution That Bamboozled None

[ResultsMayVary]

And just for the hell of it, Demos/unreleased songs.

FII Demos

Lower That Spoon
Where Have You Been?
The Way it is Now
Uncover My Ass
Shut the Fuck Up

HAHAHA

[Freko]

James Labrie, Charlie Dominici and Chris Collins walk into a bar. The bartender says: "is this some kind of joke?"

[M4rksman]

Just before John Petrucci goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for the Count of Tuscany. 

[FlyingBIZKIT]

And The Count checks under his bed for The Dark Master.

[Marion Crane]

What does James say before he goes to church?

"God it's Sunday! DO HAIR!"

[senecadawg2]

What does Myung say before he goes to church?

[FlyingBIZKIT]

UFC 150: Portnoy vs Labrie