Post bad DT jokes (for fun)

[olliemedsy]

well no, coz that is the road where abbey road studios is. thats in london, the tokyo

Yeah, but not every single little piece of footage used was from Tokyo. I know it was on the Tokyo DVD because my mom was watching the Tokyo DVD with me and she made a comment on the Abbey Road part. And she's never seen the 5YIALT DVD.

oh, fair enough lol. my bad 

[chrisbDTM]

watching the tokyo commentary now. regarding mike's leotard:

mike: look at that hair
james: LOOK AT THAT ASS

[Western Ninja]

JLB: Hey John [Myung], what are you playing there?
JM: ........................................... Bass.

Was everything alright back then?

[Sycsa]

Just flipped through the Mike Portnoy Archives DVDs and it hit me: A Drumatic Turn of Events. It's the most obvious pun ever, *snip*

[MoraWintersoul]

watching the tokyo commentary now. regarding mike's leotard:

mike: look at that hair
james: LOOK AT THAT ASS

One of my faves too

[jonnybaxy]

Just flipped trough the Mike Portnoy Archives DVDs and it hit me: A Drumatic Turn of Events. It's the most obvious bad pun ever, although had MP stayed, the album would've been called something else.

Pretty good actually 

But they didn't name the album about his departure (or so they say)

[Sycsa]

Just flipped trough the Mike Portnoy Archives DVDs and it hit me: A Drumatic Turn of Events. It's the most obvious bad pun ever, although had MP stayed, the album would've been called something else.

Pretty good actually 

But they didn't name the album about his departure (or so they say)

Yeah, I've also heard that, but it just makes too much sense. Whatever the case, I'll still miss those Archives DVDs.

[Ruba]

What did JM say to Portnoy?

- Eat my bass and balls!

[GasparXR]

What did JM say to Portnoy?

- Eat my bass and balls!

JM didn't just tackle JLB. He killed him, chopped him into little pieces, cooked him, and rolled him into a Canadian Wrap.

[IdoSC]

JP: "Sorry, I was interrupted by that note"
JLB: "I think everyone was interrupted by that note"

[TheGreatPretender]

JP: "Sorry, I was interrupted by that note"
JLB: "I think everyone was interrupted by that note"

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

Not bad jokes but have anyone seen this? It may be old but anyway:

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/John_Myung

[MoraWintersoul]

The "do hair" joke appeared twice throughout the thread and I don't get it. Someone explain?

[Sketchy]

Ah, I forgot about the JM blog. It took me a while to get it when I first saw it, but then realises the joke.

[Nekov]

The "do hair" joke appeared twice throughout the thread and I don't get it. Someone explain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk

[GasparXR]

Not bad jokes but have anyone seen this? It may be old but anyway:

https://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/John_Myung

Super Myung RPG: The Legend of the 7 Bassists

[jonnybaxy]

Off MP's uncyclopedia page (discography)

When Straight and Gay Unite (1989)
Just Images, No Words(By John Myung) (1992). This is my favorite 
Asleep...Go Away (1994)
A Change Of Keyboardists (1995)
Getting Rid of Virginity (1997)
Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Crappy Porn Movie (1999)
Six Degrees of Inner Flatulence (2002)
Train of Phorn (2003)
Octo-pussy (2005)
Let's Score! 20th Anniversary (2006)
Systematic Phallus (2007)
Black Pimps & Silver Cadillacs (feat. Snoop Dogg) (2009)

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[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

"Myung has only four toes in his right foot. The fifth toe is in fact a mutant third leg which started to grow due to radioactive spits he got from his son Mike Portnoy"

I did not know!

[MoraWintersoul]

The "do hair" joke appeared twice throughout the thread and I don't get it. Someone explain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk

I played it. I laughed. I played it again. Diction is not one of JLB's fortes 

[Nekov]

 

I think it's mostly that specific song. There are some other songs that can be miss heard but he just goes for really high notes all the time in that one.

[Scorpion]

I'm not sure about it being that one song - Sacrificed Sons and Metropolis is pretty bad as well (in terms of lyrical understadibility, the song itself rules).

[TheGreatPretender]

I've never had any trouble understanding the words in Metropolis.

I've heard people give JLB flak for having lyrics that were difficult to understand, but I don't see why. There are plenty of other artists who I don't understand half the time, including Bruce Dickinson. I have no idea what he's saying in half the Maiden songs.

[chrisbDTM]

JP: "the sound of children's laughter, always a pleasant diversion from the evil riffs that are coming out of this place"

[theseoafs]

The "do hair" joke appeared twice throughout the thread and I don't get it. Someone explain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk

I played it. I laughed. I played it again. Diction is not one of JLB's fortes 

SOMETHING, SOMETHING! GOD IT'S SUNDAY

[Cedar redaC]

JP: "the sound of children's laughter, always a pleasant diversion from the evil riffs that are coming out of this place"

What is that? that sounds very funny!

[Ruba]

Who is the favourite guitarist of gay men?



Beartrucci.

[SomeoneLikeHim]

JP: "the sound of children's laughter, always a pleasant diversion from the evil riffs that are coming out of this place"

What is that? that sounds very funny!

I think it's from the "Making of Six Degrees" video

[Cedar redaC]

JP: "the sound of children's laughter, always a pleasant diversion from the evil riffs that are coming out of this place"

What is that? that sounds very funny!

I think it's from the "Making of Six Degrees" video

Hmmm, I haven't watched that in a while, so I'll have to youtube it again.

[GasparXR]

I always thought SFAM was about a serial killer who murdered a lady named Victoria, cut off all of her body parts and cremated them, save for her breasts. The evidence? It's in Fatal Tragedy. "Victoria's gone forever, only mammories remain"

[SuperTaco]

The day Mike Portnoy left the band is a nightmare I don't want to remember 

[?]

I came up with a DT joke that isn't particularly funny, but since the thread title is "post bad DT jokes", I assume it belongs here:

What did a groupie say to Kevin Moore after seeing him naked?
-It's too big, I need something smaller!

[MrBoom_shack-a-lack]

 

[Sycsa]

I came up with a DT joke that isn't particularly funny, but since the thread title is "post bad DT jokes", I assume it belongs here:

What did a groupie say to Kevin Moore after seeing him naked?
-It's too big, I need something smaller!

Good one, it reminded me of my favorite DT joke in this topic.

Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.

[TheGreatPretender]

What happens every time Mike Mangini gives a drum stick to one of his fans?

The fan gets wood.

[MoraWintersoul]

What happens every time Mike Mangini gives a drum stick to one of his fans?

The fan gets wood.