Post bad DT jokes (for fun)

[Marion Crane]

Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.

[MoraWintersoul]

Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.

I almost choked on my snack. BRAVO.

[Orbert]

Is that a reference to something?  I think I'm missing it.

[MoraWintersoul]

Is that a reference to something?  I think I'm missing it.

The Live In Tokyo DVD, where they do shopping in Japan, right before "I don't even like Dream Theater that much"

[Orbert]

Thanks.  I have that DVD, just haven't watched it in a while.  This is as good an excuse as any, though.  ♫♫

[TheGreatPretender]

I just didn't connect it to that. I mean, it's not like they made fun of him for being small or anything. Now, if Pettrucci quit, and someone said that DT was too SMALL of a band for him, then I'd understand.

[GasparXR]

Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.

[?]

Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.

[Marion Crane]

Really happy you guys got that one 

[ResultsMayVary]

Well, done! 

[wasteland]

Really happy you guys got that one 

Of course we got it. The joke was written in plain Engrish!

[MoraWintersoul]

People always forget the "John, would you be my laugh track?", and that one is awesome too.

[Western Ninja]

I just didn't connect it to that. I mean, it's not like they made fun of him for being small or anything. Now, if Pettrucci quit, and someone said that DT was too SMALL of a band for him, then I'd understand.

Well he did leave a 5-man band, and then proceed to only take part in solo projects/2-man collaborations, as far as I know. I'd say that was smaller.

[TheGreatPretender]

Well, while we're on that particular DVD...

Why did Mike Portnoy cross the road?

[olliemedsy]

If i remember correctly, isnt that on the 5 years in a livetime dvd?

[TheGreatPretender]

If i remember correctly, isnt that on the 5 years in a livetime dvd?

Nope, that was on the Live in Tokyo DVD. But hey:
Q: Why did Mike Portnoy cross the road?
A: To get to the second DVD.

[chrisbDTM]

so many quotes from those commentaries. they NEED to do one again


'you can see where the line of our fans stop'

[olliemedsy]

If i remember correctly, isnt that on the 5 years in a livetime dvd?

Nope, that was on the Live in Tokyo DVD. But hey:
Q: Why did Mike Portnoy cross the road?
A: To get to the second DVD.

well no, coz that is the road where abbey road studios is. thats in london, the tokyo

[Western Ninja]

Jay Beckenstein was from Spyro Gyra, yeah?

[Orbert]

Yeah, that was his band, and his studio.

[Western Ninja]

And that was BearTracks, right?

[Orbert]

Yes

[chrisbDTM]

and then JP saying something along the lines of "James is very sure of himself"

[Implode]

"I was getting hungry."

[Marion Crane]

You know?  I think this is the most fun I've had in a thread....since Awake....

[showdonttell]

Why did Kevin Moore leave DT?


Because the band was too big....he needed something smaller.

 

[showdonttell]

JETLAG, PEOPLE.

[SystematicThought]

I think at this point, I was in the back flipping burgers

[Zydar]

"I think they were serving some really good.... cookies...."

[showdonttell]

JLB: Hey John [Myung], what are you playing there?
JM: ........................................... Bass.

[chrisbDTM]

He's the bass player, have you guys met?

[MoraWintersoul]

and then JP saying something along the lines of "James is very sure of himself"

That was Mike, actually

My favorite goes something like:
Mike: Sorry, John, I interrupted you five minutes ago, what were you going to say?
John: Well the moment is gone now... I was just about to say how good-looking I am!
James: Yeah, me too!

[chrisbDTM]

i love take the time where John is trying to say something and JLB's high notes are distracting him hahah

[TheGreatPretender]

well no, coz that is the road where abbey road studios is. thats in london, the tokyo

Yeah, but not every single little piece of footage used was from Tokyo. I know it was on the Tokyo DVD because my mom was watching the Tokyo DVD with me and she made a comment on the Abbey Road part. And she's never seen the 5YIALT DVD.

[MoraWintersoul]

It is the Tokyo DVD, you're right.