oh man, bacon, you are the ultimate flavor bomb. crispy, salty, and oh so delicious. i could eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and i'd still want more.
haiku for bacon:
sizzling in the pan
golden strips of pure delight
bacon, you're my jam
but now, i can't help but wonder, what about the bacon of a narwhal? i mean, those creatures are like the unicorns of the sea, so maybe their bacon is equally magical. has anyone ever tried narwhal bacon? 🤔