Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 539143 times)

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #5985 on:** February 18, 2011, 03:05:35 PM »

Looks like someone's gonna be taking the host pretty soon.

ScioPath · « **Reply #5986 on:** February 18, 2011, 05:44:27 PM »

Iesu masturbari spectat te

Tick · « **Reply #5987 on:** February 18, 2011, 05:48:06 PM »

masturbate.

ScioPath · « **Reply #5988 on:** February 18, 2011, 07:06:13 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on February 18, 2011, 05:44:27 PM

Iesu masturbari spectat te

Latin: Jesus is watching you masturbate.

TempusVox · « **Reply #5989 on:** February 18, 2011, 10:51:52 PM »

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #5990 on:** February 18, 2011, 11:30:45 PM »

Eight year olds, dude.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #5991 on:** February 19, 2011, 04:26:21 AM »

And thus the Internet was invented.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #5992 on:** February 19, 2011, 04:28:35 AM »

For all the male Christians in San Juan county struggling with late-night temptations, the "porno-rental walk of shame" just got a lot worse.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #5993 on:** February 19, 2011, 04:30:06 AM »

The beginning of the "Every Man's Billboard" campaign.

contest_sanity · « **Reply #5994 on:** February 19, 2011, 04:32:02 AM »

I hear Arizona is considering a similar sign to increase border security.

Tick · « **Reply #5995 on:** February 19, 2011, 06:44:16 AM »

No one rents adult video anymore.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #5996 on:** February 19, 2011, 03:05:32 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on February 18, 2011, 07:06:13 PM

Quote from: ScioPath on February 18, 2011, 05:44:27 PM
Iesu masturbari spectat te

Latin: Jesus is watching you masturbate.

This cracked me up! Winna!!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #5997 on:** February 19, 2011, 03:07:07 PM »

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 5
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 35
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8

ScioPath · « **Reply #5998 on:** February 19, 2011, 08:41:43 PM »

And here it is. Thanks king.

Tick · « **Reply #5999 on:** February 19, 2011, 08:44:17 PM »

Quote from: ScioPath on February 19, 2011, 08:41:43 PM

And here it is. Thanks king.

"Did you say you are hung like a Bear? How ironic."

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #6000 on:** February 19, 2011, 08:47:05 PM »

"I thought about getting an iPhone, but I just fell in love with my Blackbeary."

ScioPath · « **Reply #6001 on:** February 19, 2011, 08:49:52 PM »

A :LHK: emote is exactly what this forum needs.

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #6002 on:** February 20, 2011, 03:24:50 AM »

"Yes, hello, customer service?...Yeah, I'm looking down there now but I still can't find it...I AM looking as hard as I,..Oh! wait, what do you mean rub??"

contest_sanity · « **Reply #6003 on:** February 20, 2011, 03:51:13 AM »

Though introduced only in Japan, the Petrucci phone was top of the line:

SO CLEAR SOUND!!!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6004 on:** February 20, 2011, 05:56:30 AM »

Quote from: ScioPath on February 19, 2011, 08:41:43 PM

And here it is. Thanks king.

There is no way that phone was made in Japan. It's too big.

Zydar · « **Reply #6005 on:** February 20, 2011, 06:00:36 AM »

"Things are easy when you're big in Japan."

eric42434224 · « **Reply #6006 on:** February 20, 2011, 06:05:50 AM »

Herro?

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6007 on:** February 20, 2011, 06:10:50 AM »

Quote from: ScioPath on February 19, 2011, 08:41:43 PM

And here it is. Thanks king.

Super Happy Phone Time!!!

Metro · « **Reply #6008 on:** February 20, 2011, 06:13:18 AM »

"Japan: Just when thought you'd seen it all..."

"This Teddy bear is so life-like, you can even hear it's heartbeat!"

SDFprowler · « **Reply #6009 on:** February 20, 2011, 07:33:12 AM »

Quote from: ScioPath on February 19, 2011, 08:41:43 PM

*Gossip bear - selling out your coworkers since 2008*

Tick · « **Reply #6010 on:** February 20, 2011, 11:37:09 AM »

A new kind of phone sex.

ScioPath · « **Reply #6011 on:** February 20, 2011, 01:42:01 PM »

Gonna give this one to Contest Sanity.

El Barto - 6
DTVT - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
TempusVox - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 35
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 17
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8

contest_sanity · « **Reply #6012 on:** February 20, 2011, 04:54:49 PM »

Hey, thanks! Here ya go:

lonestar · « **Reply #6013 on:** February 20, 2011, 05:24:39 PM »

Jim's bank robbery attempt ended with disastrous results.

Nekov · « **Reply #6014 on:** February 20, 2011, 05:27:23 PM »

Following the budget cuts the army is looking into new options.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6015 on:** February 20, 2011, 05:31:14 PM »

I feel a hit on Mr. Potato head is in order.

Metro · « **Reply #6016 on:** February 20, 2011, 05:33:53 PM »

"Mega-Blocks! For the future assassin in your family!"

"And here we have some childhood photos of Osama Bin Laden. As you can see, he showed signs of being a terror mastermind at an early age."

ScioPath · « **Reply #6017 on:** February 20, 2011, 05:45:11 PM »

Never let this kid on Minecraft.

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #6018 on:** February 20, 2011, 05:49:58 PM »

The military's attempts to instill martial ambitions into our children are becoming more blatant every day.

Kosmo · « **Reply #6019 on:** February 21, 2011, 01:54:30 AM »

War makes playtime fun!

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Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 539143 times)

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