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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6125 on: February 27, 2011, 12:25:50 PM »
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

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Even at an early age Mikey learned how bad women drivers are.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6126 on: February 27, 2011, 01:03:18 PM »
Playboys milfs with ugly kids.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6127 on: February 27, 2011, 01:40:26 PM »
"STOP FOR FOOD OR I'LL RIP MY FUCKING HEART OUT I SWEAR"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6128 on: February 27, 2011, 04:07:40 PM »
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6129 on: February 27, 2011, 04:41:45 PM »
I need to show all the men on match.com what thery're in for.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6130 on: February 27, 2011, 05:14:01 PM »
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

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Listen dummy.  The Batman is on our tail and nobody pulls my strings.  So step on it!
« Last Edit: February 27, 2011, 05:24:40 PM by kingshmegland »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6131 on: February 27, 2011, 05:22:37 PM »

"You think my mom's tits are nice, check THESE out!!!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6132 on: February 27, 2011, 05:25:25 PM »
breathtaking...
www.bedeceived.com

ZOMG WHAT'S AT BEDECEIVED.COM?

I DUNNO!  CLICK THE DARNED LINK TO FIND OUT!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6133 on: February 27, 2011, 07:37:16 PM »
You're gonna have fun changing these bad boys.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6134 on: February 27, 2011, 07:41:12 PM »
Little Jesse always gets a bit upset when mommy plays her Nicky Spanjaards cd.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2011, 05:20:38 AM by tick »
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Re: They'll make anything these days
« Reply #6135 on: February 27, 2011, 11:06:48 PM »


Promotional still from the latest Syfy Channel original movie, Midget Strangler vs. So-So MILF.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6136 on: February 28, 2011, 05:22:15 AM »
"Put the lotion in the basket mom, then rub my belly."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6137 on: February 28, 2011, 05:35:28 AM »
Fuck mom, yer ass is rotten roll down a window...shit..what are you doing...you can't take a picture of a fart you moron.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6138 on: February 28, 2011, 05:41:22 AM »
Oh thanks, it's been a while since I last won ;D

New pic:



When you kid gets into the cabinet. 5 hour energy.  Does wonders for a kid on a trip.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6139 on: February 28, 2011, 10:14:13 AM »
Winner:

Mom: Ok, precious, smile!...
Son: ...My, preshious....

I can totally see him as Gollum ;D

A PM will be sent.
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6140 on: February 28, 2011, 10:15:40 AM »
Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6141 on: February 28, 2011, 11:28:00 AM »
Thank you Zydar! I'm finally out of my rut!!!

Pic to come soon. Just making sure it hasn't been used already.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6142 on: February 28, 2011, 11:32:18 AM »
I decided on something I made instead. If you can make a tagline for it, you win.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6143 on: February 28, 2011, 03:42:38 PM »
I decided on something I made instead. If you can make a tagline for it, you win.



Tagline--"When thrusted into action Mikael Akerfeldt is......"
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6144 on: February 28, 2011, 03:45:29 PM »
"My Arms, Your Whores"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6145 on: February 28, 2011, 06:20:17 PM »
Morningwood

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6146 on: February 28, 2011, 06:25:35 PM »
Take a journey down to Blackhooker Park with...

Opimp

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6147 on: February 28, 2011, 08:14:05 PM »
I decided on something I made instead. If you can make a tagline for it, you win.



The Irish procurer of pussy is out for blood in, "O-Pimp".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6148 on: March 01, 2011, 10:24:41 AM »
I know it's a bit early, but I have to work at noon, so I'll decide now.

"My Arms, Your Whores"

That flows soooo well! Winner, and I'll be editing the pic so that the tag is on it. 
Congrats on your first win :tup


Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
ScioPath/Peewee/etc. - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

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kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 23
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
Zerogravityfat - 13
LeeHarveyKennedy - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6149 on: March 01, 2011, 02:31:07 PM »
Awesome!  :biggrin:

Now, noobish question. How do you post a pic?
« Last Edit: March 01, 2011, 02:41:41 PM by Metropolaris »

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Re: Man, no way am I winning this next round now...
« Reply #6150 on: March 01, 2011, 03:19:32 PM »
You need to wish, really, really hard. Also, it helps if you believe in fairies, so clap your hands if you believe!

But seriously, click the little picture icon above the text box. It's right below the Bold button. Just post the file link in between the tags it gives you. Also, make sure you clap your hands. Fairies have no sense of humor.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6151 on: March 01, 2011, 03:35:49 PM »
Thanks for the help!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6152 on: March 01, 2011, 06:03:44 PM »
Thanks for the help!


I'll  have that sandwich from Pug In A Box.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6153 on: March 01, 2011, 08:07:56 PM »
This is the heartiest bread I ever had!
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6154 on: March 01, 2011, 08:17:40 PM »
Joe should have listened more closely to his veterinarian when he'd told him about Buddy's raging yeast infection.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6155 on: March 02, 2011, 12:34:31 AM »
"C'mere Vegan, this wheat bread will change you!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6156 on: March 02, 2011, 05:29:29 AM »
Thanks for the help!


Beware, this bread has a little bite to it.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6157 on: March 02, 2011, 06:08:59 AM »
"Sit, boy, sit!"
"Good boy, now roll  over!"
"Good boy, now play bread!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6158 on: March 02, 2011, 06:53:30 AM »
Thanks for the help!


This dog is a loafer.  He never playes fetch!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6159 on: March 02, 2011, 07:19:09 AM »
Seems like a nice dog but he has no nutritional value.
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