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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2555 on: June 08, 2015, 11:49:54 AM »
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I so want to post this conversation on Facebook. :lol

Unless you're leaving names anonymous, hell no. :lol

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2556 on: June 08, 2015, 12:02:13 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on June 08, 2015, 11:49:35 AM
Luckily I don't have any underage midget clown bestiality porn.


At least not anymore. :neverusethis:

I can provide a link if you want to see it again.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2557 on: June 08, 2015, 12:02:41 PM »
Quote from: Chino on June 08, 2015, 12:02:13 PM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on June 08, 2015, 11:49:35 AM
Luckily I don't have any underage midget clown bestiality porn.


At least not anymore. :neverusethis:

I can provide a link if you want to see it again.

Thanks, because I'm incapable of using any basic search engine for myself.
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Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2558 on: June 08, 2015, 12:48:12 PM »
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2559 on: June 08, 2015, 01:12:01 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on June 08, 2015, 12:02:41 PM
Quote from: Chino on June 08, 2015, 12:02:13 PM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on June 08, 2015, 11:49:35 AM
Luckily I don't have any underage midget clown bestiality porn.


At least not anymore. :neverusethis:

I can provide a link if you want to see it again.

Thanks, because I'm incapable of using any basic search engine for myself.

I was just trying to be nice.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2560 on: June 08, 2015, 01:32:04 PM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2561 on: June 08, 2015, 06:14:32 PM »
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2562 on: June 08, 2015, 06:39:34 PM »
Sharp!
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2563 on: June 08, 2015, 10:30:29 PM »
Good day folks, had a nice day today except for the fact I got pulled over a quarter mile from the hotel :(
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2564 on: June 08, 2015, 10:47:38 PM »
For cocaine again?
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2565 on: June 08, 2015, 11:41:45 PM »
Zydar is in Florida?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2566 on: June 09, 2015, 12:04:51 AM »
Zydar isn't the only source of cocaine in the world.



He's just the largest one.
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2567 on: June 09, 2015, 12:07:26 AM »
And hookers.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2568 on: June 09, 2015, 12:09:27 AM »
The prostitution industry actually hates Zydar.
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2569 on: June 09, 2015, 12:14:24 AM »
Maybe he harvests the cocaine from the hookers.   :-\
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2570 on: June 09, 2015, 12:15:19 AM »
Someone needs to make a Facebook game like Farmville, but instead of cows, you have hookers. And your little farmer avatar is Zydar.
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2571 on: June 09, 2015, 12:16:59 AM »
Quote from: bl5150 on June 09, 2015, 12:14:24 AM
Maybe he harvests the cocaine from the hookers.   :-\

Are you implying he lures in crack whores, then kills them to extract cocaine from their corpses, therefore getting free sex AND free drugs?


You're either a madman, or a genius, or both.
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2572 on: June 09, 2015, 12:18:54 AM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on June 09, 2015, 12:16:59 AM
Quote from: bl5150 on June 09, 2015, 12:14:24 AM
Maybe he harvests the cocaine from the hookers.   :-\

Are you implying he lures in crack whores, then kills them to extract cocaine from their corpses, therefore getting free sex AND free drugs?


Yep :) 

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You're either a madman, or a genius, or both.

 Not sure which I am - maybe if Zydar needs to expand internationally or needs an ideas man ? :lol
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2573 on: June 09, 2015, 12:20:43 AM »
So what's sexy this evening guys?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2574 on: June 09, 2015, 12:21:19 AM »
Sure, send me your CV :zydar:
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2575 on: June 09, 2015, 12:22:51 AM »
Quote from: Zydar on June 09, 2015, 12:21:19 AM
Sure, send me your CV :zydar:

Cocaine Vagina?
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2576 on: June 09, 2015, 12:29:29 AM »
Is that when you just stick it in a pile of cocaine?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2577 on: June 09, 2015, 12:43:58 AM »
...You wanna buy some death sticks?
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2578 on: June 09, 2015, 03:35:16 AM »
...tries to crowbar this thread back to PG13 territory...


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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2579 on: June 09, 2015, 03:36:42 AM »
Quote from: Kotowboy on June 09, 2015, 03:35:16 AM
...tries to crowbar this thread back to PG13 territory...




We're all adults here. Plus we'd have to ban Zydar.
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2580 on: June 09, 2015, 03:38:07 AM »
:emo:


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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2581 on: June 09, 2015, 04:03:38 AM »
I just posted some Octavarium analysis in DT side. See what you think.
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2582 on: June 09, 2015, 06:06:21 AM »
Eaten too much..

Going to die...

Vid related.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aczPDGC3f8U
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2583 on: June 09, 2015, 06:41:38 AM »
Working in a cubicle is like a journey into the darkest part of my soul.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2584 on: June 09, 2015, 06:50:24 AM »
I work in a cubicle as well.

I understand.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2585 on: June 09, 2015, 07:10:59 AM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on June 09, 2015, 06:50:24 AM
I work in a cubicle as well.

I understand.

It's nauseating at times. There are days where my brain just can't get into gear. It's like being completely closed off/isolated from everything around kills any motivation I should have to do work.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2586 on: June 09, 2015, 07:19:48 AM »
I work with people that want to amount to nothing.  I'm losing my mind.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2587 on: June 09, 2015, 07:21:22 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on June 09, 2015, 07:19:48 AM
I work with people that want to amount to nothing.  I'm losing my mind.

You manage a Walmart, yes?
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« Reply #2588 on: June 09, 2015, 07:24:08 AM »
I manage a contracted company that works in a Wal Mart Distortion Center that services 111 stores in NE and a little bit of NY.  We sort the pallets used.  If you can imagine, we sort on average 250,000 in a month.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. Gadzooks!
« Reply #2589 on: June 09, 2015, 07:48:17 AM »
What shall I do on this fine Tuesday? Nothing? Yeah, imma do nothing.
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.
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