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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2275 on: March 11, 2015, 03:39:42 AM »
Dog tries to save the life of a fish.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2276 on: March 11, 2015, 04:25:52 AM »
 :omg: That's amazing!
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2277 on: March 11, 2015, 06:14:24 AM »
How de we know the dog isn't cleaning it before he eats it?

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2278 on: March 11, 2015, 07:30:43 AM »
"Oh snap!"

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2279 on: March 11, 2015, 08:09:00 AM »
So evil :lol
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2280 on: March 11, 2015, 12:33:48 PM »
How de we know the dog isn't cleaning it before he eats it?

This is my vote :lol    I always rinse my Cod before eating it!!!!
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2281 on: March 11, 2015, 01:46:23 PM »
Don't forget that animals will often bury stuff that smells bad out of instinct.  At one point, we had four cats, and I'd find little piles of poop on the floor covered up by a Kleenex or a piece of notebook paper or something.  We had one cat who simply could not grasp the concept of a litter box and how to use it, it was the kids' job to clean up after him, and I was pissed because I thought that they were literally covering it up rather than dealing with it.  Then one day, he dropped a pile right on the floor while I was watching TV, and I thought "Damn if I'm gonna clean that up."  I didn't even want the stupid thing in the first place.  Then one of the other cats came by, sniffed at it, and kinda scratched at the carpet (except she has no claws) to try and "bury" it.  Obviously it didn't work, so she grabbed a Kleenex out of the wastebasket and covered it up!  Mystery solved.

Anyway, it seems to me that since dogs don't eat raw fish, the fish is just something smelly and the dog is trying to "bury" it with the water.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2282 on: March 11, 2015, 08:26:48 PM »
Listen! Do you smell something?

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2283 on: March 12, 2015, 06:07:50 AM »
Holy fucking lol  :rollin
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2285 on: March 12, 2015, 10:06:22 PM »
I don't get it.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2286 on: March 12, 2015, 10:45:12 PM »
I don't get it.

I thought I was the only one.
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« Reply #2287 on: March 12, 2015, 11:21:48 PM »
Is it supposed to be a poop joke? The face and caption are unnecessarily confusing if that's the case.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2288 on: March 13, 2015, 03:27:54 AM »
I think I get it...but when I try and get my thoughts about it into some sort of coherent order I realise "nah...I don't get it."
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2290 on: March 13, 2015, 04:16:46 AM »
Oh.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2291 on: March 13, 2015, 07:13:11 AM »
Coming home drunk.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2292 on: March 13, 2015, 07:33:56 AM »
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2293 on: March 13, 2015, 10:08:15 AM »
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2294 on: March 13, 2015, 10:55:19 AM »
If you require the use of a key for sex, we are not a match.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2295 on: March 13, 2015, 11:00:55 AM »
Here in Sweden chastity belts are all the rage.
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2296 on: March 13, 2015, 11:08:31 AM »
And you probably have the master key...
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2297 on: March 13, 2015, 01:54:58 PM »


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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2298 on: March 13, 2015, 02:00:43 PM »
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2299 on: March 15, 2015, 12:16:30 AM »
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2300 on: March 15, 2015, 09:32:11 PM »
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2301 on: March 16, 2015, 04:13:33 AM »
I did nazi that coming
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2302 on: March 16, 2015, 06:07:23 AM »
That is hitlarious.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2303 on: March 16, 2015, 06:35:38 AM »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2304 on: March 18, 2015, 05:49:38 PM »
HAhaha
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2305 on: March 21, 2015, 01:59:09 AM »
Hef is right on all things. Except for when I disagree with him. In which case he's probably still right.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2306 on: March 21, 2015, 07:50:07 AM »
Awesome!  :lol :lol :lol

I literally laughed out loud at that one.

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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2307 on: March 21, 2015, 08:15:05 AM »
 :lol  Me too!
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Re: The GIF Thread, v. Do Over
« Reply #2309 on: March 23, 2015, 11:41:17 AM »
 :rollin that is awesome