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S**t you do find funny.
« on: June 28, 2012, 02:20:32 PM »
Opposite of the other thread.

Absurdities are good in doses, if there is too much at a time it can get to be too much.
Racial humor(mostly people making fun of their own backgrounds)
Arrested Development
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The Office(US)
Good webcomics.

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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2012, 02:33:14 PM »
Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2012, 02:34:15 PM »
farts  :metal
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 02:34:24 PM »
The OP's avatar.
scorpion is my favorite deathcore lobster
Hey, the length is fine :azn: Thanks!

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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2012, 02:35:07 PM »
I love:

absurdity

shock humor when it's actually shocking and not a passé regurgitation of something that had "holy shit!" factor to it 6 months ago

corniness when it's done in a deadpan that it takes a few seconds to realize the person was actually joking

self deprecation that doesn't turn into miserably depressing feeling sorry for one's self
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2012, 02:35:27 PM »
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2012, 02:36:47 PM »
'ey Juice, didn't you used to have an avatar of someone doing a goofy roll onto an exercise ball with the caption "Do the Troll Roll"?
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2012, 02:37:08 PM »
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2012, 02:38:29 PM »
scorpion is my favorite deathcore lobster
Hey, the length is fine :azn: Thanks!

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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2012, 02:38:35 PM »
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2012, 02:43:07 PM »
Community, Workaholics, people falling, Louie C.K., good stand up comedy, the list goes on and on.
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2012, 02:47:59 PM »
Scrubs.
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« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2012, 02:58:19 PM »
Toilet humour. Gotta love fart jokes.

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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2012, 03:08:43 PM »
Really bad puns.  :heart

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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2012, 03:10:50 PM »
Really bad puns.  :heart

Haha yeah me too, I love me some puns ;D
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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2012, 03:11:51 PM »
Really bad puns.  :heart
Yeah, really bad puns are actually very good for the most part.
scorpion is my favorite deathcore lobster
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2012, 03:17:58 PM »
I also adore horribly bad puns. Also things randomly appearing in comics and stuff. An example of what I mean (has both actually):

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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2012, 03:18:51 PM »
Oh my god. I remember seeing that way back in an old funny stuff thread. One of my favorites.  :rollin

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« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2012, 03:19:38 PM »
I really, really hate oatmeal.

But since this is a thread about shit I find funny, I find The Oatmeal hilarious

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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2012, 03:21:13 PM »
Fart jokes.seexual innuendos.monty python,mel brooks,and silly kids.

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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2012, 03:23:33 PM »
Ahh yes. Monty Python. Absolutely nothing on earth makes me laugh more.

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« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2012, 03:32:45 PM »
Fart jokes.sexual innuendos.monty python,mel brooks,and silly kids.

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« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2012, 04:47:34 PM »
'ey Juice, didn't you used to have an avatar of someone doing a goofy roll onto an exercise ball with the caption "Do the Troll Roll"?

I did until I saw someone post this one in one of the general chat threads.  I had to change it after I saw it.

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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2012, 04:53:35 PM »
I felt its length in quite a few places.

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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2012, 05:01:33 PM »
This shit. Every god damn time.

I lol'd even harder at this one. So fucking absurd. Kinda like a more quick-to-the-punch Tim and Eric.
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« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2012, 05:08:25 PM »
Ridiculous Yahoo answers.

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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2012, 05:09:16 PM »
 :rollin

Fucking gold!
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2012, 05:12:41 PM »
This shit. Every god damn time.

I lol'd even harder at this one. So fucking absurd. Kinda like a more quick-to-the-punch Tim and Eric.
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Re: S**t you do find funny.
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2012, 05:21:30 PM »
corniness when it's done in a deadpan that it takes a few seconds to realize the person was actually joking

Definitely - dry humor can be SO awesome.
 
Edit:  Forgot to say that Bill Hicks was the MAN. :hefdaddy
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« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2012, 05:27:54 PM »
...hell, I can't finish this list. Not even just on principle, I physically cannot finish it. Too many things! That's three of my favourite stand-ups and two shows I like a lot. I doubt they're even my favourites. So much in the world worth laughing at. We're spoiled.

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« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2012, 05:59:46 PM »
Edit:  Forgot to say that Bill Hicks was the MAN. :hefdaddy
Hell yes. Him and George Carlin are my two favourite comedians.

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« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2012, 06:09:17 PM »
Oh! I know what I left out! An Idiot Abroad!

Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant send their mate Karl Pilkington round the world. He's very normal, quite pessimistic, doesn't like travel. A down-to-earth, unreconstructed bloke. And he's absolutely brilliant. It's the opposite of every travel documentary you've ever seen. Michael Palin goes round the world and captures how wonderful it is. Karl Pilkington travels the globe and is mostly unimpressed with it. He's not an idiot, he's just the world's most reluctant tourist.

I highly recommend it.

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« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2012, 06:23:24 PM »
 :tup one of my favorite things at the moment is the combination of Gervais/Merchant/Pilkington
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