I guess that makes me a communist, although to be honest, I've never understood why people consider communism such a horrible thing. It's a social/political system that works very well in certain situations.
But I know your comment was a joke, just as this song was. After a great series of amazing, kickass singles, Billy Joel released a slow, boring, depressing, plodding, boring, slow, plodding, depressing, boring, slow song about a town slowly dying. The video somehow shows all of this, then finishes with a big "America Fuck Yeah Red White and Blue!!" ending which comes out of nowhere and makes no sense. So I guess the video is about as good as the song.