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Offline robwebster

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DTF Member Awards 2011
« on: January 09, 2012, 06:24:38 AM »
Bit late, but I was just poring through the Archive board and realised I did one of these for 2009, and forgot to tot up the scores. So, as it's a simple copy-paste job, I figured hey, why not? All totally tongue in cheek - get crackin'.

I'll, er, keep track this time, in some sort of handy-dandy Evernote file. If this catches on. Which it might not. But hey! Answer as many or as few as you want. Preferably as many, but if some of the categories aren't catching anyone's eye I'll whittle them down as we go. I've removed some categories from the original, just because there aren't enough hours in the day, frankly.

If anyone can come up with any good categories, chuck 'em my way and I'll add them - and if anyone can think of a catchy nickname, in the vein of the Emmies or the Grammies (I was thinking possibly "the Boscars") I'll edit it into the title.

BEST IN BREED
Smartest member:
Funniest member:
Friendliest member:
Best poster:
Best thread starter:
Best moderator:
Angriest member:
Most attractive:
Most educational poster:
Most diplomatic:

MOST LIKELY
Most likely to join a cult:
Most likely to become successful:
Most likely to cry for five days straight if the forum breaks down:
Most likely to be elected president:
Most likely to be sectioned:
Most likely to still be posting here in fifteen years' time:
Most likely to leave by the end of 2012:
Most likely to disagree with you just for the fun of it:
Most likely to secretly be Kevin Moore:
Most likely to move in together:

MISCELLANEOUS
Biggest Dream Theater fan:
Least likely to ever listen to Dream Theater again:
Best absentee:
Best vocabulary:
Best taste in music:
Best one-liners:
Best username:
Worst username:
Best avatar:
Worst avatar:
Weirdest opinions:
Most likely to make it as a musician:
Who would you most like to meet in person:
« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 06:41:01 AM by robwebster »

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 06:24:55 AM »
And, just to get the ball rolling...


Smartest member:
Funniest member:
Friendliest member: ariich
Best poster:
Best thread starter:
Best moderator:
Angriest member: EPICVIEW!
Most attractive:
Most educational poster:
Most diplomatic: ariich

Most likely to join a cult: I wouldn't usually vote for absentees, but icysk8r actually started one.
Most likely to become successful: TempusVox sounds like he's got it down.
Most likely to cry for five days straight if the forum breaks down:
Most likely to be elected president: I don't know if he'd make it, but the hefdaddy42 election campaign would be magnificent.
Most likely to be sectioned:
Most likely to still be posting here in fifteen years' time: Dark horse, this, but YtseBitsySpider's been here longer than most - I reckon he's gonna go for the record.
Most likely to leave by the end of 2012: Jamesman. Call it a hunch.
Most likely to disagree with you just for the fun of it:
Most likely to secretly be Kevin Moore: KevShmev. Always KevShmev.
Most likely to move in together:

Biggest Dream Theater fan: BlobVanDam.
Least likely to ever listen to Dream Theater again: I'd usually nominate one of the rather more vocal classic-era fans, but Mike Portnoy's a member now, isn't he?
Best absentee: LeeHarveyKennedy.
Best vocabulary: ReaPsTA
Best taste in music: ariich
Best one-liners: hefdaddy42
Best username: Skydivingninja
Worst username: Letters.
Best avatar: Gadough's dogs. Any of 'em.
Worst avatar: sonatafanica
Weirdest opinions: AndyDT
Most likely to make it as a musician: I think you're all dreadful. (...ClairvoyantCat.)
Who would you most like to meet offline: I like to keep message boards and life separate, as a general rule, but I've got a hunch that, given the law of averages, I will eventually end up at a gig with ariich. It's like the monkeys and the typewriters. Given an infinite amount of time, and an infinite amount of progressive rock gigs, eventually the two will align.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 06:41:11 AM by robwebster »

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 06:47:41 AM »
BEST IN BREED
Smartest member:
Funniest member: LHK
Coolest member:
Friendliest member: Ytse
Best poster: RobWebster
Best thread starter: Sigz
Best moderator: Hef
Angriest member:
Most attractive: Obscure
Most educational poster:
Most diplomatic: Bosk

MOST LIKELY
Most likely to join a cult:
Most likely to become successful:
Most likely to cry for five days straight if the forum breaks down: Jamesman
Most likely to be elected president: Bosk
Most likely to be sectioned:
Most likely to still be posting here in fifteen years' time: Jamesman
Most likely to leave by the end of 2012:
Most likely to disagree with you just for the fun of it:
Most likely to secretly be Kevin Moore: Kevshmev?
Most likely to move in together:

MISCELLANEOUS
Biggest Dream Theater fan:
Least likely to ever listen to Dream Theater again: Zander
Best absentee: LHK
Best vocabulary: Bosk
Best taste in music: Zander
Best one-liners:
Best username:
Worst username:
Best avatar: Edit: wkiml had an awesome Snoopy Avatar that has since changed  :'(
Worst avatar:
Weirdest opinions:
Most likely to make it as a musician:
Who would you most like to meet in person: Obscure
« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 07:33:20 AM by Nekov »
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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 06:50:33 AM »
BEST IN BREED
Smartest member: I don't know about smartest of every member, but out of the regular posters rumborak comes to mind. He's usually the most intelligent and logical thinker, and an all round smart guy.
Funniest member:
Coolest member: Cozmo
Friendliest member: cup?
Best poster: robwebster
Best thread starter:
Best moderator: hefdaddy
Angriest member: MarlaHooch (is that the name?)
Most attractive:
Most educational poster:
Most diplomatic: hefdaddy or bosk

MOST LIKELY
Most likely to join a cult:
Most likely to become successful: definitely icysk8r
Most likely to cry for five days straight if the forum breaks down:
Most likely to be elected president:
Most likely to be sectioned: What does sectioned mean? Is that like C-sectioned? That narrows down the field dramatically, but quite honestly that's none of my business.
Most likely to still be posting here in fifteen years' time: Can I vote for myself?
Most likely to leave by the end of 2012: I could say who I want to leave by the end of 2012, but that wouldn't really be in the spirit of the question. :lol
Most likely to disagree with you just for the fun of it: I abstain from answering in fear that this person would disagree with me just for the fun of it.
Most likely to secretly be Kevin Moore: I would say Shmev, but that's not really "secretly". :p
Most likely to move in together: I don't know about most likely, but maybe I could just choose a humorous pairing, like some kind of DTF odd couple.

MISCELLANEOUS
Biggest Dream Theater fan:
Least likely to ever listen to Dream Theater again: where do I begin?
Best absentee: LHK
Best vocabulary: robwebster, with all of those obscure British terms that probably haven't been used since 1895.
Best taste in music: Cozmo
Best one-liners:
Best username:
Worst username:
Best avatar:
Worst avatar:
Weirdest opinions: AndyDT
Most likely to make it as a musician:
Who would you most like to meet in person:


Work in progress, subject to change.


« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 07:02:23 AM by BlobVanDam »
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 06:53:01 AM »
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Best avatar: I think Snapple had a Snoopy avatar that was great


Nah, wasn't me. Thanks, though!

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 06:56:38 AM »
Most likely to become successful: definitely icysk8r

wat. I think you mixed up the cult questions

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 06:57:25 AM »
Most likely to become successful: definitely icysk8r

wat. I think you mixed up the cult questions

No, I just forgot to make my text green.
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 07:09:44 AM »
loads of sweetness

You're getting a big kiss when I meet you in person! Get ready to  :blush


mmmm I'll write mine right away....

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2012, 07:20:41 AM »
BEST IN BREED
Smartest member: Nick
Funniest member: 73109
Friendliest member: acidrainlte
Best poster: bout to crash into my d
Best thread starter: Jamesman
Best moderator: bosk1/Nick
Angriest member: ariich
Most attractive: Nick
Most educational poster: Quadrochosis
Most diplomatic: Perpetual Change

MOST LIKELY
Most likely to join a cult: Emindead
Most likely to become successful: Splent
Most likely to cry for five days straight if the forum breaks down: Chino
Most likely to be elected president: clinks63
Most likely to be sectioned: Unsure what this means, so I'll say Gorille
Most likely to still be posting here in fifteen years' time: Adami
Most likely to leave by the end of 2012: Jamesman
Most likely to disagree with you just for the fun of it: BlobVanDam, meh
Most likely to secretly be Kevin Moore: Mike Portnoy
Most likely to move in together: Antigoon and Jamesman

MISCELLANEOUS
Biggest Dream Theater fan: zxhlkoklk
Least likely to ever listen to Dream Theater again: bosk1
Best absentee: PlaysLikeMyung
Best vocabulary: Flying Bizkit
Best taste in music: Zook
Best one-liners: obscure
Best username: hefdaddy42
Worst username: TempusVox
Best avatar: Gadough
Worst avatar: SkyDivingNinja actually, because I hate him
Weirdest opinions: Orcus116
Most likely to make it as a musician: alirocker
Who would you most like to meet in person: anyone mentioned above and more possibly?!
« Last Edit: January 09, 2012, 08:32:19 AM by Jamesman42 »

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2012, 07:20:52 AM »
Nekov doesn't know me at all

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2012, 07:27:03 AM »
loads of sweetness

You're getting a big kiss when I meet you in person! Get ready to  :blush


 :hearts:

Nekov doesn't know me at all

Probably not. But your post count tells me you like this forum a lot. Or you hate it but are such a masochist that you actually like it. Or something.
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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2012, 07:28:18 AM »
Or something ;)

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2012, 07:31:32 AM »
It gets you off?

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2012, 07:32:23 AM »
No. Enough about me!

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2012, 08:09:14 AM »
Tentative list:

edit: modified
« Last Edit: January 16, 2012, 02:31:14 AM by obscure »

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #15 on: January 09, 2012, 08:13:03 AM »
BEST IN BREED
Smartest member: I'm gonna catch hell for this one, but numbers is well on his way
Funniest member: Black_Floyd
Friendliest member: Chknptpie
Best poster:
Best thread starter:
Best moderator: Richypoo
Angriest member:
Most attractive: obscure
Most educational poster:
Most diplomatic:

MOST LIKELY
Most likely to join a cult: icy
Most likely to become successful: Tempus
Most likely to cry for five days straight if the forum breaks down: blob
Most likely to be elected president:
Most likely to be sectioned:  I came pretty damn close, but I think I'm safe now.
Most likely to still be posting here in fifteen years' time: bosk
Most likely to leave by the end of 2012: James
Most likely to disagree with you just for the fun of it:
Most likely to secretly be Kevin Moore:
Most likely to move in together:

MISCELLANEOUS
Biggest Dream Theater fan: Me
Least likely to ever listen to Dream Theater again: Half of the unofficial Facebook group.
Best absentee: LHK, comeback please!!!
Best vocabulary:
Best taste in music: Tell you when my roulette is done
Best one-liners:
Best username:
Worst username: numbers
Best avatar: Me
Worst avatar: Gravy
Weirdest opinions:
Most likely to make it as a musician:
Who would you most like to meet in person: Jackie, sigz, or obscure

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2012, 08:15:44 AM »
Most attractive: lonestar (based on the looks) Ytse (based on God knows what)....

Yeah, based on what...hmm.

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2012, 08:16:48 AM »
still trying to find out.....

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2012, 08:18:58 AM »
lol

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #19 on: January 09, 2012, 08:20:13 AM »
Hey isn't that weird that I considered you for lots of categories but feared that it would be a little bizarre if I put you on more than 3 then I ended up putting you on one ridiculous one? :lol

You're going to the smartest one.... or best thread starter... or most likely to be successful ... damn..... idk...

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2012, 08:24:24 AM »

Who's most likely to get the biggest kiss: Nekov

I've been told I'm a great kisser  :-*
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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2012, 08:27:20 AM »
nice.... you might get a second one then.... I never kiss bad kissers....  :loser:

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2012, 08:28:22 AM »
Friendliest member: Chknptpie

Awww yay!

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2012, 08:33:48 AM »
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Best avatar: I think Snapple had a Snoopy avatar that was great


Nah, wasn't me. Thanks, though!

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2012, 08:38:37 AM »
BEST IN BREED
Friendliest member: Ariich
Best poster: Orcus
Best thread starter: Reapsta/KevShmev
Angriest member: snapple
Most attractive: acidrainlte
Most educational poster:
Most diplomatic: Gadough

MOST LIKELY
Most likely to join a cult: icysk8r
Most likely to become successful: numbers
Most likely to still be posting here in fifteen years' time: hefdaddy42
Most likely to leave by the end of 2012: Jamesman
Most likely to disagree with you just for the fun of it: Sigz
Most likely to secretly be Kevin Moore: BVD
Most likely to move in together: Bosk + Wey

MISCELLANEOUS
Biggest Dream Theater fan: zxlkho
Least likely to ever listen to Dream Theater again: zxlkho
Best absentee: Stave
Best vocabulary: Progger
Best taste in music: Myself LOL!
Best one-liners: hefdaddy42
Worst username: zxlkho
Weirdest opinions: DoC
Most likely to make it as a musician: Clairvoyant Cat
Who would you most like to meet in person: Tingle

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2012, 08:43:18 AM »
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Best avatar: I think Snapple had a Snoopy avatar that was great


Nah, wasn't me. Thanks, though!

I changed it back to keep ya happy

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2012, 08:48:11 AM »
Most likely to join a cult: I wouldn't usually vote for absentees, but icysk8r actually started one.
I'm :rollin so much at this!
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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2012, 08:54:19 AM »
most likely to lurk more than post because his new job doesn't allow him to rack up ridiculous god minutes on dtf: ZGF.
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« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2012, 08:54:47 AM »
most likely to lurk more than post because his new job doesn't allow him to rack up ridiculous god minutes on dtf: ZGF.

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2012, 09:03:31 AM »
BEST IN BREED
Smartest member: rumborak
Funniest member: antigoon
Friendliest member: EPICVIEW
Best poster: EPICVIEW
Best thread starter: EPICVIEW
Best moderator: ariich
Angriest member: Iain
Most attractive: sonatafanica
Most educational poster: rumborak
Most diplomatic: EPICVIEW

MOST LIKELY
Most likely to join a cult: icysk8r
Most likely to become successful: EPICVIEW
Most likely to cry for five days straight if the forum breaks down: blob
Most likely to be elected president: EPICVIEW
Most likely to be sectioned: My friend Greg
Most likely to still be posting here in fifteen years' time: Probably me
Most likely to leave by the end of 2012: James
Most likely to disagree with you just for the fun of it: Me
Most likely to secretly be Kevin Moore: zxlkho
Most likely to move in together: Me and gorille85

MISCELLANEOUS
Biggest Dream Theater fan: zxlkho
Least likely to ever listen to Dream Theater again: Mike Portnoy
Best absentee: Lasers
Best vocabulary: -D.T-
Best taste in music: gorille85 :heart:
Best one-liners: EPICVIEW
Best username: EPICVIEW
Worst username: acidrainlte
Best avatar: Snapple
Worst avatar: acidrainlte
Weirdest opinions: Hayden and EPICVIEW
Most likely to make it as a musician: antigoon
Who would you most like to meet in person: Iain

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2012, 09:05:03 AM »
lol guys why do yall think ill leave by 2012??!?!

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2012, 09:06:00 AM »
Because you'll be banned

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2012, 09:06:57 AM »
Oh, why

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Re: DTF Member Awards 2011
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2012, 09:39:22 AM »
LIKE A BOSK