Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305713 times)

ehra · « **Reply #2065 on:** November 17, 2010, 09:13:46 PM »

You've been able to block specific people's updates from showing up in your feed for a good number of years now, and I can't imagine they've removed the feature since. In fact, I'm pretty sure this has been explained a fair number of times in this thread. Ignored for obvious reasons.

Gadough · « **Reply #2066 on:** November 17, 2010, 11:01:38 PM »

I keep forgetting about that.

Thanks.

cthrubuoy · « **Reply #2067 on:** November 18, 2010, 01:53:53 AM »

Quote from: Chino on November 17, 2010, 08:17:21 PM

"It's you"

https://www.tvwhirl.co.uk/tvwhirl.php?file=tesadverts/nationallottery1995.mp4

Chino · « **Reply #2068 on:** November 18, 2010, 05:22:43 PM »

Pathetic facebook status comment:

Rina · « **Reply #2069 on:** November 18, 2010, 08:40:15 PM »

That didn't go unappreciated Chino.

Kura · « **Reply #2070 on:** November 19, 2010, 04:34:38 PM »

"I like licking dolphins.

"

.. >_> Yeah. WTF.

Tick · « **Reply #2071 on:** November 22, 2010, 07:05:50 AM »

This is my current status...

Poking is invasive and against our civil rights. Choose the new Facebook easy scan instead. Its the same as a poke but less intrusive. If you feel this way about poking post this as your status and let the world know you are not the Pillsbury dough boy.

Lynxo · « **Reply #2072 on:** November 22, 2010, 07:15:26 AM »

Perhaps not pathetic, but...I updated with a conversation between two of my colleagues. It went like this:

- I thought yours was bigger?
- No, it's quite small.
- Mine is bigger than that!
- Oh yeah? Well, mine is hairier!

I resisted the urgue to not let people know they were talking about their dogs.

Chino · « **Reply #2073 on:** November 23, 2010, 09:58:45 AM »

Pirate · « **Reply #2074 on:** November 23, 2010, 01:56:39 PM »

lol is Leo a gay guy?

Arch Benemy · « **Reply #2075 on:** November 23, 2010, 05:05:06 PM »

'put in there but'

Fuck you whore cunt

Gadough · « **Reply #2076 on:** November 23, 2010, 05:14:58 PM »

Quote from: Arch Benemy on November 23, 2010, 05:05:06 PM

'put in there but'

Fuck you whore cunt

Which one is the Facebook status?

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #2077 on:** November 23, 2010, 08:17:19 PM »

Quote from: Gadough on November 23, 2010, 05:14:58 PM

Quote from: Arch Benemy on November 23, 2010, 05:05:06 PM
'put in there but'

Fuck you whore cunt

Which one is the Facebook status?

juice · « **Reply #2078 on:** November 25, 2010, 08:01:16 PM »

Not really pathetic but i just saw this one.

"Is this not the cutest animal you've ever seen? The red panda is officially my favorite animal."
*tri.ad's avatar*

MetalManiac666 · « **Reply #2079 on:** November 25, 2010, 09:36:39 PM »

Quote from: Chino on November 23, 2010, 09:58:45 AM

https://img202.imageshack.us/img202/1033/statusgay.jpg

WTF

Orbert · « **Reply #2080 on:** November 25, 2010, 09:59:48 PM »

She was just an ignorant cunt, but he was pretty stupid too. "Please delete me"? Come on. Next time you're on a real computer, just delete her.

SPNKr · « **Reply #2081 on:** November 25, 2010, 11:57:11 PM »

Quote from: Arch Benemy on November 23, 2010, 05:05:06 PM

'put in there but'

Fuck you whore cunt

tri.ad · « **Reply #2082 on:** November 26, 2010, 12:11:20 AM »

Quote from: juice on November 25, 2010, 08:01:16 PM

Not really pathetic but i just saw this one.

"Is this not the cutest animal you've ever seen? The red panda is officially my favorite animal."
*tri.ad's avatar*

Huh. Interesting.

Fuzzboy · « **Reply #2083 on:** December 01, 2010, 07:31:02 PM »

My friend Yader posted this:

"so im here at work an i was gona set a bedroom set bt out of nowhere i help da dads owner move da matress and a dildo wrap in a wet towel lands in ma shoe...things u c at at ppls rooms"

The following conversation:

Gerardo: Wtf maybe he was usin it on himself a gay niggu lol
Yader: Yea nigga i tink ma shoes got aids Lol
Gerardo: GO get that chek out
Yader: Im takin dam to footlocker rite now Lol
Yader: Dat towel was wet mayb wen he stuck dat shit in dat nigha must shitted on himself Lol
Roy: LMAO
Yader: It not funny dat shit gay

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2084 on:** December 01, 2010, 07:57:43 PM »

My most recent convo:

My drummer: Do you know anything about music businesses technology? Like studio work? Recording engineer?

Me: I know an extremely minimal amount that will not benefit you in any way, shape, or form. Sorry.

My drummer: Okay no biggie. Just wondering bc you record your own stuff, sooo I didnt know if you knew anything...Im kinda swingin that way for college....either Owens or something....

(Owens is our local community college)

Me: Haha. Let's just say there's a reason my music doesn't sound very professional.

My drummer: Hahaha well if I become a recording studio it will!

Me: That sounds like major surgery.

My drummer: Huh? Hahaha what do you mean surgery?

EDIT:

Me: To become a recording studio? Sounds like major surgery. I mean, you'll need microphones, mixing boards, and a bunch of soundproof rooms. I'm glad you're brave enough to go through with it.

Phantasmatron · « **Reply #2085 on:** December 01, 2010, 08:00:20 PM »

People who don't pay attention to what they're saying are an excellent source of entertainment.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2086 on:** December 01, 2010, 08:01:58 PM »

OMG HAI PHANT HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE ZOMG-

Yeah, he really is.

Edit:

My drummer: Well I would join a studio. I wouldn't start mine for a longgggg time. Hahaha

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2087 on:** December 02, 2010, 06:37:36 PM »

Here comes my drummer again to bring this thread back to life:

"Im sick and tired of everyone having a freaking attitude with me. People may think there better then everyone, but they wipe there ass the same way I do. People discuss me. Grow up."

Rina · « **Reply #2088 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:22:07 PM »

Not sure how he knows we discuss him here....

Also, OMG, WHERE IS OUR GRAMMAR THREAD WHEN WE NEED IT - THE "THERE'S" ARE AWFUL.

AWFUL

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2089 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:23:32 PM »

THANK YOU. OH MY GOD THAT BOTHERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND HE USED "DISCUSS", AND HE MEANT "DISGUST". WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PILE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT?

Rina · « **Reply #2090 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:25:15 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on December 02, 2010, 08:23:32 PM

THANK YOU. OH MY GOD THAT BOTHERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND HE USED "DISCUSS", AND HE MEANT "DISGUST". WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PILE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT?

....Is....is feces actually...coming out of you as a result of this?

And yeuch at "Amphibian" -twitch- .... I hate frogs...

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2091 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Rina on December 02, 2010, 08:25:15 PM

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on December 02, 2010, 08:23:32 PM
THANK YOU. OH MY GOD THAT BOTHERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND HE USED "DISCUSS", AND HE MEANT "DISGUST". WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PILE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT?

....Is....is feces actually...coming out of you as a result of this?

And yeuch at "Amphibian" -twitch- .... I hate frogs...

Fortunately no.

AMPHIBIAN FROG TOAD SALAMANDER

ScioPath · « **Reply #2092 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on December 02, 2010, 08:29:53 PM

Quote from: Rina on December 02, 2010, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: Ultimetalhead on December 02, 2010, 08:23:32 PM
THANK YOU. OH MY GOD THAT BOTHERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME. AND HE USED "DISCUSS", AND HE MEANT "DISGUST". WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PILE OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT?

....Is....is feces actually...coming out of you as a result of this?

And yeuch at "Amphibian" -twitch- .... I hate frogs...
Fortunately no.

AMPHIBIAN FROG TOAD SALAMANDER

CAECILIANS

Rina · « **Reply #2093 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:36:10 PM »

SALAMANDER'S ARE AWESOME.

TOADS ARE HORRIBLE.

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2094 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:36:55 PM »

Did you by any chance read this book as a child?

ScioPath · « **Reply #2095 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:37:49 PM »

Frogs are only bad when you're trying to go to sleep and they won't stfu.

Rina · « **Reply #2096 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:38:30 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on December 02, 2010, 08:36:55 PM

Did you by any chance read this book as a child?

I may scar you forever in our next Skype chat.

That's a warning.

(And yeah, definitely true Scio.

)

Ultimetalhead · « **Reply #2097 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:39:40 PM »

Unless you turn Rikku into a bitch, it'll be very hard to scar me.

Rina · « **Reply #2098 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:41:58 PM »

Quote from: Ultimetalhead on December 02, 2010, 08:39:40 PM

Unless you turn Rikku into a bitch, it'll be very hard to scar me.

I WILL SAY HORRIBLY OUT-OF-CHARACTER THINGS IN HER VOICE.

Birch Boy · « **Reply #2099 on:** December 02, 2010, 08:43:28 PM »

Not pathetic, awesome.

Quote

FUCK THE BULLSHIT, I'm going to buy some donuts!!!

News: Paralyzed official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7m7l8iqGAk

Author Topic: The pathetic facebook status thread. (Read 305713 times)