The pathetic facebook status thread.

[MetalManiac666]

"fml..."

I swear to god, whatever little problem you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this girl posted "fml" simply because she stubbed her toe or forgot to write the final draft on a paper.

I really hate when statuses say shit like "fml".

I swear to god, whatever little bout of hatred you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this member posted "I hate people who post fml" simply because he gives a shit about other people's statuses, especially ones that say fml.

lol

[blackngold29]

Haha, so there's a "fml" update. That's it, no other explanation. Then three minutes later the same girl uploads pictures of her and her boyfriend smiling and kissing and looking very happy.

[blackngold29]

"I could really just use a hug right now"


The hell am I supposed to do about that?

[TL]

Not an update per say, but facebook related.
I was finally going to delete my account, since I never use it anyway. Then, one of my profs decided that he was going to give out all assignment details through facebook from now on, so now I have to keep it for at least the rest of the semester.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

[lateralus88]

"I could really just use a hug right now"


The hell am I supposed to do about that?

"Hug cacti. Win prize"

That's what you do about it.

[Birch Boy]

I'd rather play Fallout New Vegas then get laid, what's up?!

[MetalManiac666]

I'd rather play Fallout New Vegas then get laid, what's up?!

[Pirate]

you had me fooled then you fucked with my mind. But it's fine, at least one of us got what they wanted.

I don't even get it.

[blackngold29]

you had me fooled then you fucked with my mind. But it's fine, at least one of us got what they wanted.

I don't even get it.

Did he get laid and then broken up with? I don't know, just a guess.

[TL]

My film prof posted today on the facebook group for our class (where he is, as I mentioned previously, exclusively posting some required information for the course) that we're required to use Final Cut for the rest of our assignments.

Fuck that shit.  

The main issue for me is that I don't own a Mac, and Final Cut isn't available in any form for Windows. Sure, I have Adobe Premier Pro, but no, apparently it has to be Final Cut.

Only tentatively related to facebook, but I needed to vent somewhere.

[blackngold29]

My film prof posted today on the facebook group for our class (where he is, as I mentioned previously, exclusively posting some required information for the course) that we're required to use Final Cut for the rest of our assignments.

Fuck that shit.  

The main issue for me is that I don't own a Mac, and Final Cut isn't available in any form for Windows. Sure, I have Adobe Premier Pro, but no, apparently it has to be Final Cut.

Only tentatively related to facebook, but I needed to vent somewhere.

Unless your school has a lab with Macs that you can use, that's absolute bull and he shouldn't be allowed to do that.

[orcus116]

Fuck it and edit in Windows Movie Maker just to prove a god damn point.

[TL]

Fuck it and edit in Windows Movie Maker just to prove a god damn point.

Honestly, I probably will just do everything in Premiere, and call him on his bullshit if he says anything.

[SPNKr]

Fuck it and edit in Windows Movie Maker just to prove a god damn point.

Honestly, I probably will just do everything in Premiere, and call him on his bullshit if he says anything.

[tri.ad]

Good choice, TL. Somehow, it escapes me what point your teacher tries to prove. How should he even know which programme you used? Filename extension? Or anything else?

[Pirate]

you had me fooled then you fucked with my mind. But it's fine, at least one of us got what they wanted.

I don't even get it.

Did he get laid and then broken up with? I don't know, just a guess.

Twas a girl

[Chino]

[Gadough]

Well...there's...nothing wrong with that. Not something I would publicly brag about though.

[Chino]

This one, just for the lulz
"I find the Harry Potter movies to be unrealistic. I mean come on, a ginger kid - with 2 friends."

[Gadough]

That one is going around like a bad cold. I see it at least once per day.

[sonatafanica]

"Is not dating until after high-school, sounds like a plan."

This is coming from a girl who posts statuses every day about how she can't get a boyfriend. It's just like...well, you don't seem to have a choice in that anyways 

[Chino]

"Is not dating until after high-school, sounds like a plan."

This is coming from a girl who posts statuses every day about how she can't get a boyfriend. It's just like...well, you don't seem to have a choice in that anyways 

Link me to her page.

[sonatafanica]

Trust me brah, you don't want any of that. NONE

[Gadough]

Wow, Sonata just used the word "brah".

Shit must be serious.

[sonatafanica]

She just followed up with, "Its just too much drama, and their's a "50/50" chance that you'll be high-school sweet hearts. I just can't."


Yes. I'm sure 50% of high school relationships last forever. Sounds good.

[TL]

Good choice, TL. Somehow, it escapes me what point your teacher tries to prove. How should he even know which programme you used? Filename extension? Or anything else?

We have to show our source and project files (though I can show him on my laptop, so it's not a compatibility issue).
As far as I can tell, his reasoning is that he only knows how to use Final Cut.

[Gorille85]

ARK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIEND ? WOW

EDIT: Haha, first comment: "inbox "

[Gadough]

I hate when people put quotes by themselves as their favorite quotations. Talk about pretentious.

[Gorille85]

I hate when people put quotes by themselves as their favorite quotations. Talk about pretentious.

THIS!
 
I know a girl like that! Those are her quotations(and she's french): "Life is a fight ; never let anyone beat you up." and "Don't be realist ; create your reality."

[cthrubuoy]

Pretty sure they're song lyrics by Rhiannah(sp)

[Chino]

[Chino]

"It's you"

[Gadough]

My journalism professor is incredibly obnoxious with her status updates. You would think that the most annoying person out of 296 people would be a 14 year old girl or something....but nope, a grown woman is the biggest offender on my friends list when it comes to statuses that just make you want to scream "WHO THE HELL CARES?" I swear she updates her status AT LEAST 15 times a day. "Is going to spend some time with the kids." "Is grading papers." "About to head home for the day." etc.

A few nights ago she actually kept everyone updated on how many papers she had graded. "5 papers down, 30 to go." "Now has 10 papers graded." "15 papers down and 15 to go. Halfway there!"

She's a great teacher though, she's nice and fair and I like her alot. But she needs to chill out with the constant Facebook statuses. And you can't throw that "if it annoys you, don't read it" bullshit at me, because her statuses show up on the news feed every time I log in.

[SPNKr]

That status is sexist or misandrous.

My journalism professor is incredibly obnoxious with her status updates. You would think that the most annoying person out of 296 people would be a 14 year old girl or something....but nope, a grown woman is the biggest offender on my friends list when it comes to statuses that just make you want to scream "WHO THE HELL CARES?" I swear she updates her status AT LEAST 15 times a day. "Is going to spend some time with the kids." "Is grading papers." "About to head home for the day." etc.

A few nights ago she actually kept everyone updated on how many papers she had graded. "5 papers down, 30 to go." "Now has 10 papers graded." "15 papers down and 15 to go. Halfway there!"

She's a great teacher though, she's nice and fair and I like her alot. But she needs to chill out with the constant Facebook statuses. And you can't throw that "if it annoys you, don't read it" bullshit at me, because her statuses show up on the news feed every time I log in.

Oh boy.

[CountVoorhees]

My journalism professor is incredibly obnoxious with her status updates. You would think that the most annoying person out of 296 people would be a 14 year old girl or something....but nope, a grown woman is the biggest offender on my friends list when it comes to statuses that just make you want to scream "WHO THE HELL CARES?" I swear she updates her status AT LEAST 15 times a day. "Is going to spend some time with the kids." "Is grading papers." "About to head home for the day." etc.

A few nights ago she actually kept everyone updated on how many papers she had graded. "5 papers down, 30 to go." "Now has 10 papers graded." "15 papers down and 15 to go. Halfway there!"

She's a great teacher though, she's nice and fair and I like her alot. But she needs to chill out with the constant Facebook statuses. And you can't throw that "if it annoys you, don't read it" bullshit at me, because her statuses show up on the news feed every time I log in.

Hide her...









...in your basement.