The pathetic facebook status thread.

[Birch Boy]

You may never know my name, but I gaurentee you`ll remember my face forever

Comment:

sounds like a rapist

 

[Chino]

I think we have a winner

Men.
This is why I hate most of you.
Text: Wanna fuck.
Me: No thanks.
Text: You might want to hit the gym a little harder then so people might actually want to see you naked.
For your so-called information i’ve lost 10pounds. DICK!

[MetalManiac666]

[blackngold29]

I hate it when girls you're attracted to leave such vague statements as "is a happy girl."

Did you get a raise? Did you get laid? Did you find a surprise in your cereal box? Please tell me you didn't get laid and I still have a chance!

[dethklok09]

lol this one was a pretty good joke:
Slash is a great guitarist.

[ScioPath]

Person who's had childhood traumas involving dogs:
Okay, I'm going to try to pet a puppy today.

My Mom:
Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

[SPNKr]

I kind of fucked up by deleting a girl I do not like. Now she found out and added me again. But I have the perfect excuse why I did it.

[Kura]

Here are some I've seen just today:

"Scooty putty muuttyyy... Bootty. Shake Shake Shake."
"wow "
"is collecting his friends' pubes"
"sheeeeeeiiiiiittttt"

[blackngold29]

"I spent some time with my brothers at the marine corps ball and we all got wasted. Nothing short of an awesome time."


I contemplated joining the Marines after high school, it's stuff like seeing how they have had virtually no effect on this kid that makes me glad I didn't. I'm sure it's helped plenty of people and has obviously helped our country, but as far as the whole 'turning you into a better person' stuff that the recruiters talk about it's... well, if bragging about getting wasted and sleeping with four women in one night makes one a great person, I guess it has.

[Global Laziness]

"is collecting his friends' pubes"

My reaction to reading this was something like this (minus the nipple sucking):

[tri.ad]

Here are some I've seen just today:

"Scooty putty muuttyyy... Bootty. Shake Shake Shake."
"wow "
"is collecting his friends' pubes"
"sheeeeeeiiiiiittttt"

Wow. New lows are being reached.

[blackngold29]

Steve likes 'I live for Christ. He is my way, my light, my strength, and my savior Who's with me?' , '"My eyes are up here"..."Who cares, your boobs aren't"' , and 'I hate it when i walk around my house naked and my dick gets carpet burns.'

[Sigz]

 

[Chino]

"Depressed, feel like crap, school then work, don't wana do either, phones on but don't bother"

what a douche

[blackngold29]

"Depressed, feel like crap, school then work, don't wana do either, phones on but don't bother"

what a douche

Why do people always talk about their phones? Some people I know end every single status update with "txt me" as if I wasn't aware that was always an option.

[Chino]

"sooo tiredddd...class then taking a huge nap...ugh fml"

[blackngold29]

"sooo tiredddd...class then taking a huge nap...ugh fml"

What's wrong with sharing experiences that nobody else in the history of the planet will ever experience!?

[ehra]

"I don't like most of you but I keep you as friends anyway and don't even disable your status updates because then I couldn't post them on an internet forum where I complain about how annoying they are."


What an asshole, amirite?

[Rina]

"I don't like most of you but I keep you as friends anyway and don't even disable your status updates because then I couldn't post them on an internet forum where I complain about how annoying they are."


What an asshole, amirite?

SET HIM ON FIRE











WITH FIRE

[blackngold29]

"I don't like most of you but I keep you as friends anyway and don't even disable your status updates because then I couldn't post them on an internet forum where I complain about how annoying they are."


What an asshole, amirite?

Did you just quote your own staus?

[Birch Boy]

I was at my friend's house over the weekend, and his sister had her friend over, and we pause the music for some reason and hear his sister yell across the house to her friend "How do I spell 'Faggot'?!", to which her friend asked why and it turns out she wanted to put it as her status.

[Occasional_Madman]

"It's all about you, not me."
...

[PlaysLikeMyung]

"It's all about you, not me."
...

Dream Theater fan?

[Occasional_Madman]

"It's all about you, not me."
...

Dream Theater fan?

Yeah, actually. He's one of the only people I know of that legitimately enjouys that song.

[Gadough]

"It's all about you, not me."
...

I chuckled.

[Sigz]

"It's all about you, not me."
...

Dream Theater fan?

Yeah, actually. He's one of the only people I know of that legitimately enjouys that song.

 

[ehra]

"I don't like most of you but I keep you as friends anyway and don't even disable your status updates because then I couldn't post them on an internet forum where I complain about how annoying they are."


What an asshole, amirite?

Did you just quote your own staus?

Hard to have a status when you don't have a facebook.

[Gadough]

Statuses? Stupid statuses? Stupid statuses asking a bunch of questions? Another bandwagon trend? One that I just jumped on? Yeah I've been seein those... Why? What's up?

11 people like this.

wat. Am I missing something here?

[tri.ad]

Self-irony is an art. This is an example how it isn't done.

[Chino]

" Why do I always get stuck behind the people with NO break lights?!? UGH!!"
 

[lateralus88]

"fml..."

I swear to god, whatever little problem you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this girl posted "fml" simply because she stubbed her toe or forgot to write the final draft on a paper.

I really hate when statuses say shit like "fml".

[Keyboardframe]

"I don't like most of you but I keep you as friends anyway and don't even disable your status updates because then I couldn't post them on an internet forum where I complain about how annoying they are."


What an asshole, amirite?

Did you just quote your own staus?

Hard to have a status when you don't have a facebook.

arent you a special snowflake

[ehra]

wut

[Pirate]

"fml..."

I swear to god, whatever little problem you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this girl posted "fml" simply because she stubbed her toe or forgot to write the final draft on a paper.

I really hate when statuses say shit like "fml".

I swear to god, whatever little bout of hatred you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this member posted "I hate people who post fml" simply because he gives a shit about other people's statuses, especially ones that say fml.

[SPNKr]

"fml..."

I swear to god, whatever little problem you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this girl posted "fml" simply because she stubbed her toe or forgot to write the final draft on a paper.

I really hate when statuses say shit like "fml".

I swear to god, whatever little bout of hatred you are having is nothing of significance compared to the shit others have to go through each day. And you know, I can almost guarantee this member posted "I hate people who post fml" simply because he gives a shit about other people's statuses, especially ones that say fml.

What is this I almost don't even