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Offline orcus116

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1925 on: October 20, 2010, 05:29:13 PM »
Anyone else know girls like this:

‎"I guess we're adults. The question is, when did that happen, and how do we make it stop?"---Grey's Anatomy

‎"Intimacy is a four syllable word for, "Here's my hear and soul, please grind them into hamburger, and enjoy."--Greys Anatomy

‎"..they make it hard on purpose..there are lives in our hands. There comes a moment when it's more than just a game, and you either take that step forward or turn around and walk away. I could quit but here's the thing, I love the playing field."--Greys Anatomy.

Nothing inspires me like a good Grey's Anatomy quote.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1926 on: October 20, 2010, 05:32:10 PM »
You mean girls that watch Grey's Anatomy? Yes, and I wish I didn't.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1927 on: October 20, 2010, 05:33:31 PM »
Ones that post those types of things as statuses I mean.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1928 on: October 20, 2010, 05:35:55 PM »
Quote from: Birch Boy on October 20, 2010, 05:15:12 PM
Quote from: blackngold29 on October 20, 2010, 01:06:52 PM
"birrthdayyy :)"

As in today is my birthday, and I felt like reminding you again, even though it's on the right side of your screen in the events section and 98% of people will come write happy birthday on my wall as a hollow gesture just because. In return I will post another status message tonight thanking everyone for your birthday wishes because I am too lazy to actually thank each of you individually.
I feel proud that I don't update my status to let everyone know it's my birthday, and that I also individually thank all 100+ people that wish me a happy birthday.

Yep.  Because that's how cool people do it.  :hat
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1929 on: October 20, 2010, 05:38:03 PM »
Quote from: orcus116 on October 20, 2010, 05:33:31 PM
Ones that post those types of things as statuses I mean.

Thankfully not so much. But the first quote reminded me of a few people that would constantly talk about how horrible/complicated life is and that they wish they could be a kid again (or some variation of "I'm just a kid at heart!").
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1930 on: October 20, 2010, 05:51:12 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on October 20, 2010, 05:35:55 PM
Quote from: Birch Boy on October 20, 2010, 05:15:12 PM
Quote from: blackngold29 on October 20, 2010, 01:06:52 PM
"birrthdayyy :)"

As in today is my birthday, and I felt like reminding you again, even though it's on the right side of your screen in the events section and 98% of people will come write happy birthday on my wall as a hollow gesture just because. In return I will post another status message tonight thanking everyone for your birthday wishes because I am too lazy to actually thank each of you individually.
I feel proud that I don't update my status to let everyone know it's my birthday, and that I also individually thank all 100+ people that wish me a happy birthday.

Yep.  Because that's how cool people do it.  :hat
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1931 on: October 20, 2010, 05:55:27 PM »
some of my friends told me once it's lame to reply to everyone individually


lazy bastards
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1932 on: October 20, 2010, 05:56:01 PM »
Why would you reply to them individually if the wishes are hollow and meaningless anyway?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1933 on: October 20, 2010, 06:05:59 PM »
I reply to everyone individually because I'm awesome like that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1934 on: October 20, 2010, 06:09:48 PM »
Quote from: sonatafanica on October 20, 2010, 05:56:01 PM
Why would you reply to them individually if the wishes are hollow and meaningless anyway?
Because I'm a good person, and if they really didn't care at all, then they wouldn't have gone through the trouble to click my name and type something and click post.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1935 on: October 20, 2010, 06:14:28 PM »
Quote from: Implode on October 20, 2010, 06:05:59 PM
I reply to everyone individually because I'm awesome like that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1936 on: October 20, 2010, 08:57:07 PM »
Quote from: Birch Boy on October 20, 2010, 06:09:48 PM
Quote from: sonatafanica on October 20, 2010, 05:56:01 PM
Why would you reply to them individually if the wishes are hollow and meaningless anyway?
Because I'm a good person, and if they really didn't care at all, then they wouldn't have gone through the trouble to click my name and type something and click post.

Exactly.  They either saw the little reminder thing, or knew it was your birthday anyway, but they took the time to wish you a Happy Birthday, so the least you can do is thank them.  A blanket "Thanks, everyone!" in the Status is not the same thing.  If people were saying it to you in person throughout the day, would you ignore them all, and then stand up and yell "Thanks, everyone!" really loudly at the end of the day?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1937 on: October 20, 2010, 09:06:54 PM »
Quote from: Implode on October 20, 2010, 06:05:59 PM
I reply to everyone individually because I'm awesome like that.

And I'll say it again. You are awesome because of your awesome avatar My Tallest.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1938 on: October 20, 2010, 11:51:35 PM »
 :heart Brains...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1939 on: October 21, 2010, 09:49:15 AM »
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I live by the G code and die by the G code !!! niggas smoke crack I dont care we getting high for nothin aight love you my niggas , never snitchs that's my life !!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1940 on: October 21, 2010, 10:43:02 AM »
Quote from: Gorille85 on October 21, 2010, 09:49:15 AM
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I live by the G code and die by the G code !!! niggas smoke crack I dont care we getting high for nothin aight love you my niggas , never snitchs that's my life !!

STR8 THUGGIN
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Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1941 on: October 21, 2010, 10:45:30 AM »
That person needs to die.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1942 on: October 21, 2010, 10:52:17 AM »
By extension Sigz, you're basically saying that half of the people that live in my town need to die. :lol
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
Gadough isn't Hitler. He's much, much worse.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1943 on: October 21, 2010, 10:53:05 AM »
Quote from: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=3363
Location:   Louisiana


Yeah, probably.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1944 on: October 21, 2010, 11:04:12 AM »
And I don't disagree with you.
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Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on October 22, 2010, 08:52:39 PM
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1945 on: October 21, 2010, 11:07:09 AM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1946 on: October 21, 2010, 05:51:38 PM »
Just saw this on my feed

Ken - I wish my brain had a map to tell me where my heart should go...

Tyrone: Why?

Ken: you dont need to ask >_>

Tyrone: What you have a girlfriend or something? LMAO

Ken: some quotes arent meant to be questioned :P

Tyrone: That's just lame lols

I hate when people are so vague and then refuse to elaborate. Egotistical pricks. If you publish the status, at least back it up.
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on par with the anguish one would have from getting unconsensually bent over and buttloved.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1947 on: October 21, 2010, 06:06:08 PM »
Quote from: Portrucci on October 21, 2010, 05:51:38 PM
I hate when people are so vague and then refuse to elaborate. Egotistical pricks. If you publish the status, at least back it up.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1948 on: October 21, 2010, 08:33:41 PM »
+1

Also, I seem to have a lot of friends who treat Facebook the same as Twitter (or at least as far as I understand Twitter, since I'm not on Twitter).  They'll post Status updates, and I'll comment sometimes, ask questions sometimes, you know, actually try to get a conversation started.  They never follow up.  They just threw stuff out there.

One time this guitarist I know posted " and <another guitarist I know> learned to play stick today!"  I commented "The Chapman Stick?  That's a cool instrument."  Nothing.  I wanted to talk a little about Sticks.  Facebook is often like a message board of all people you've actually met in real life.  I figure if you bring something up, you wanted to talk about it.

Then there's a people who post stuff like " is totally bummed."  But even if 10 people ask what's wrong, or offer sympathy, they don't reply.  They just wanted you to know they're bummed.  About something, apparently.
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« Reply #1949 on: October 22, 2010, 07:58:57 PM »
"There are nights when I wanna get drunk and pass out in my own bed but then there are nights I wanna get drunk and wake up in someone else's bed.. tonight is one of those nights"


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1950 on: October 22, 2010, 08:04:17 PM »
Quote from: LTE on October 22, 2010, 07:58:57 PM
"There are nights when I wanna get drunk and pass out in my own bed but then there are nights I wanna get drunk and wake up in someone else's bed.. tonight is one of those nights"


 :|

Is this someone who went to SPM?

Because I have some extra space in my bed. Just sayin.
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« Reply #1951 on: October 22, 2010, 08:31:55 PM »
Erin Rice.

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« Reply #1952 on: October 22, 2010, 08:33:42 PM »
Quote from: LTE on October 22, 2010, 08:31:55 PM
Erin Rice.

 :lol

OH GOD  :omg:


What have I done.
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« Reply #1953 on: October 22, 2010, 08:38:27 PM »
I know, it's sickening. I guess she has become quite the whore. Don't know how or why this happened though.  :|
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1954 on: October 22, 2010, 09:05:59 PM »
Looks like she deleted it.  :lol


Kind of sad...... but still really, really funny.  :lol
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« Reply #1955 on: October 22, 2010, 09:41:17 PM »
Oh man keep checking her page all the time. She posts many a revealing status while under the influence.

It's a good time.  :corn
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1956 on: October 23, 2010, 11:37:04 AM »
Holy shit. I don't know how to react about this.

A guy in my class just wrote

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I HAD SEX WITH MY COUSIN? DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE?

Whoooah. I hope someone's just pulling a joke on him. :lol


Update: It's a joke. Now he said
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DAMN IT NOW I'VE HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER TOO :((

Still funny though!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1957 on: October 23, 2010, 12:34:15 PM »
dat wincest
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« Reply #1958 on: October 23, 2010, 01:04:37 PM »
"Had a wicked epic drunken discussion about evolution with someone last night--definitely schooled their asses."

This is coming from the girl who devoutly follows astrology.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1959 on: October 23, 2010, 05:06:57 PM »
Lisa: Ive lost respect for you walmart, never stepping in that dirty store again.

Liuba:  what happened?

Lisa: Mind your own business

Liuba: :/

Liuba: if you don't want people getting in ur business don't post it on facebook.

Lisa: Dont question it.
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