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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1785 on: September 26, 2010, 05:12:58 PM »
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"I am sickened to say that it has come to this: "fans" (cough) that continuously spam my Facebook wall with non-stop "go back to DT" or "F*ck A7X" posts will be removed and reported...I cant believe some of you DT fans are this mean and insensitive...show some class and respect....I'm very disappointed...please re-read my press release and Trunk interview to refresh your short term memories..."

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1786 on: September 26, 2010, 05:18:50 PM »
It's not a status but a link posted by a former friend from my group of friends here on campus, who went full-on douchebag after he started going out with the girl in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix-B3lPx2gM&feature=channel
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1787 on: September 26, 2010, 05:20:26 PM »
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Because I missed the H when mocking you on facebook?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1788 on: September 26, 2010, 07:17:37 PM »
" If i died, i wonder how many people would cry, how many would care, or how many would even notice."

this shit irritates the hell out of me.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1789 on: September 26, 2010, 11:42:30 PM »
Dammit.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1790 on: September 27, 2010, 10:59:46 AM »
Quote from: Chino on September 26, 2010, 07:17:37 PM
" If i died, i wonder how many people would cry, how many would care, or how many would even notice."

this shit irritates the hell out of me.

Wow, yes. Agreed.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1791 on: September 27, 2010, 11:24:38 AM »
I, sometimes, wonder stuff like that...like how it would affect people around me in general...but I would never write that as a facebook status!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1792 on: September 27, 2010, 04:47:32 PM »
"That status was so about me, you're just to pussy to write my name on it."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1793 on: September 27, 2010, 04:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 27, 2010, 04:47:32 PM
"That status was so about me, you're just to pussy to write my name on it."

Oh the irony.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1794 on: September 27, 2010, 04:50:10 PM »
It annoys me when people say post stuff to a specific person without posting it on said persons wall or addressing who it is they're referring to.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1795 on: September 27, 2010, 05:42:36 PM »
Quote from: Chino on September 26, 2010, 07:17:37 PM
" If i died, i wonder how many people would cry, how many would care, or how many would even notice."

this shit irritates the hell out of me.

It's a legitimate question to ask oneself, but not a feeling that should be made public.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1796 on: September 27, 2010, 05:50:26 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on September 27, 2010, 05:42:36 PM
Quote from: Chino on September 26, 2010, 07:17:37 PM
" If i died, i wonder how many people would cry, how many would care, or how many would even notice."

this shit irritates the hell out of me.

It's a legitimate question to ask oneself, but not a feeling that should be made public.
Yeah that's how I see it.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1797 on: September 28, 2010, 08:08:15 PM »
looks like the day ends in me crying
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1798 on: September 28, 2010, 08:09:02 PM »
Brandon Bera should *probably* do his essay that's due in less than two hours.


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1799 on: September 28, 2010, 08:11:35 PM »
That kid's got the right idea :metal
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1800 on: September 28, 2010, 08:21:00 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1801 on: September 28, 2010, 10:47:02 PM »
OP: Is a lie a lie if everybody knows it's a lie?...
Person: ‎?huh
OP: Exactly!!!

What kind of stupid question is that?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1802 on: September 29, 2010, 12:03:35 AM »
I somehow find it adorable when young people try so hard to be philosophical. :lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1803 on: September 29, 2010, 06:19:12 AM »
Quote from: Gadough on September 28, 2010, 10:47:02 PM
OP: Is a lie a lie if everybody knows it's a lie?...
Person: ‎?huh
OP: Exactly!!!

What kind of stupid question is that?

Well a lie is something that everyone else believes as true. If everyone knows that it was a lie, it becomes bull shit, so no, it is not a lie. Tell that person that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1804 on: September 29, 2010, 03:32:55 PM »
Not necessarily....if I tell you the sky is green (even though it's clearly orange), you know it isn't true, but I still lied to you.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1805 on: September 29, 2010, 05:25:03 PM »
BUT WAT IF MY GREEN IS YOUR ORANGE?  :o

Yeaahhhh...  :hat

Oh. I see statuses like ^that^ too.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1806 on: September 29, 2010, 05:38:06 PM »
this is relevant to the past few posts

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=15465.0

i couldn't resist
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1807 on: October 01, 2010, 12:45:16 PM »
My current Facebook status...

"I have 282 Facebook friends. I even know some of them!"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1808 on: October 01, 2010, 12:47:30 PM »
xxxxx xxxxxxxx  so my lady who at one time thought I was gay turned me on to glee, damn what a great show, I want to do that toxic dance set! love you baby! ;D

xxxxx xxxxxxxx  Waking up next to the love of my life= ❤


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They haven't even been going out for a week.  :facepalm:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1809 on: October 01, 2010, 01:39:05 PM »
I know this was meant to be a joke, but I saw someone I know post this on someone else who I know's wall. I found it humorous. And slightly creepy.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1810 on: October 02, 2010, 06:49:48 PM »
"I don't care what anybody thinks Paranormal Activity scares the shit out of me. I'm expecting #2 to shit the shit out of me also"


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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1811 on: October 02, 2010, 09:38:35 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1812 on: October 02, 2010, 09:41:46 PM »
Quote from: LTE on October 02, 2010, 06:49:48 PM
"I don't care what anybody thinks Paranormal Activity scares the shit out of me. I'm expecting #2 to shit the shit out of me also"


Awesome type is awesome.

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1813 on: October 02, 2010, 09:51:56 PM »
Why do people include "txt" or "texxxxt me" at the end of every status update as if we've all forgotten how to get in touch if we need something?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1814 on: October 03, 2010, 09:06:53 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1815 on: October 04, 2010, 07:29:53 AM »
Quote from: blackngold29 on October 02, 2010, 09:51:56 PM
Why do people include "txt" or "texxxxt me" at the end of every status update as if we've all forgotten how to get in touch if we need something?


There have been times I have said texts only, but thts because I was going to be in a position where I couldn't pick up my phone. The one that pisses me off more is "cells on".... Seriously, who ever turns their phone off these days, at least in college.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1816 on: October 04, 2010, 08:15:41 AM »
"happy 80th birthday to the man who shaped my musical journey, and taught me how to feel. i love you so incredibly much, grandpa. i hope you still remember us :)"

Maybe I'm just being a total dick, but this shit always aggravates me. Maybe this persons grandpa has a facebook, but I see status' like this a few times a week. There is no way that many old people have a facebook. What the hell is the point.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1817 on: October 04, 2010, 08:17:30 AM »
Quote from: Chino on October 04, 2010, 08:15:41 AM
"happy 80th birthday to the man who shaped my musical journey, and taught me how to feel. i love you so incredibly much, grandpa. i hope you still remember us :)"

Maybe I'm just being a total dick, but this shit always aggravates me. Maybe this persons grandpa has a facebook, but I see status' like this a few times a week. There is no way that many old people have a facebook. What the hell is the point.

I pretty sure that person's grandpa is dead.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1818 on: October 04, 2010, 10:37:36 AM »
Quote from: Perpetual Change on October 04, 2010, 08:17:30 AM
Quote from: Chino on October 04, 2010, 08:15:41 AM
"happy 80th birthday to the man who shaped my musical journey, and taught me how to feel. i love you so incredibly much, grandpa. i hope you still remember us :)"

Maybe I'm just being a total dick, but this shit always aggravates me. Maybe this persons grandpa has a facebook, but I see status' like this a few times a week. There is no way that many old people have a facebook. What the hell is the point.

I pretty sure that person's grandpa is dead.

Then why is she whishing him a happy birthday. When shes 60 is she going to say happy 120th birthday grandpa?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1819 on: October 04, 2010, 10:58:56 AM »
The point is to express love and respect for someone who obviously means a great deal to them.  It's not for Grandpa to see it and feel good.  It's for everyone else to see and feel good.  Also, saying "I hope you still remember us" might suggest that Grandpa is dealing with Alzeimer's.

If it "always aggravates" you to see others expressing their love and respect for their elders, especially their ancestors, then maybe Facebook is not for you.
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