The pathetic facebook status thread.

[Volk9]

Facebook is incredible. I get to know stuff that I didn't really want to know, but know anyway. It's usually really fucking hilarious. For example, this girl on my friends list is 17 and dating a 22 year old. She believes that they'll be together forever and that he will be her "last first kiss and last person I kiss while I'm alive". I knew another couple that just broke up. The guy said about a week ago that it was the "strongest relationship ever".

People are stupid.

Workin' for me and Rina -shrug-

We've been together nearly 5 years and we're still going strong. Of course, she is much more mature than the average 17 year old (thank God) and we took the time to develop our relationship rather than rushing things.

[ZBomber]

But has she put it in your pooper yet? Thats the true test of a relationship.

[Sigz]

[ZBomber]

  Please tell me that is from a real anime

[ScioPath]

 

[Volk9]

But has she put it in your pooper yet? Thats the true test of a relationship.

I don't wanna talk about it

[Sigz]

[Gadough]

I know this has little to do with the picture, but it reminded me of something.

I hateeeee whennnn girlsssss endddd everyyyyy wordddd withhhh multiplessss of the word'sssss lasttttt leterrrrrr.

Seriously. Roughly half of the girls on my friends list type like this. There is absolutely NO REASON for ittttt.

[AwakeFromOctavarium]

I know this has little to do with the picture, but it reminded me of something.

I hateeeee whennnn girlsssss endddd everyyyyy wordddd withhhh multiplessss of the word'sssss lasttttt leterrrrrr.

Seriously. Roughly half of the girls on my friends list type like this. There is absolutely NO REASON for ittttt.

Agreed. Even some of my male friends do that.

[MetalManiac666]

I know this has little to do with the picture, but it reminded me of something.

I hateeeee whennnn girlsssss endddd everyyyyy wordddd withhhh multiplessss of the word'sssss lasttttt leterrrrrr.

Seriously. Roughly half of the girls on my friends list type like this. There is absolutely NO REASON for ittttt.

YES.  God dammit I hate it when people do that.  Unfortunately, some guys on my friends list have started to do it as well.  RAGE.

[Gadough]

 

Sucks for you guys. Luckily I haven't seen a single guy on my friends list do it...yet.

[lateralus88]

I can't think of a single reason why this way of typing even exists. Like, does it exemplify that your words are supposed to sound excited or at least long and drawn out? I don't fucking get it. What's worse is I've seen people go out of their way to add the extra letters to their text messages, on a phone without a normal keyboard layout.

[SPNKr]

That is fucking sad. I mean I've only seen males with girlfriends that do that.

[Gadough]

nothin has bn rite since dat day, n i dnt think its evr gn b da same, mite jus have ta let go, rlly dnt want 2 tho, kinda like diz one bt thingz happen. smh

PLZ INFORM ME ON WHO SAID DA CELTICZ WUZ GON WIN DIZ YR!!!!!??? YALL GOT YALL AZZ HANDED TO YALL LMAO!!!!!!! TLD YALL WE WUZ GON WIN DIZ ISH FRUM GAME 1!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SN: TO SAM: CELTICS ARE IN NBALOSERVILLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAKERZ BABI!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ CHRISTY: LUV U 2 SWEETY. @ HATA SAM I AM: STATS DNT MEAN NUN, WHO WON WHO WON? O AITE!!!! WHO GOT DA RING N DA TROPHY?? LAKERZ!!!! LOL N DRE SAID HE GOT A TISSUE 4 U, HAHAHA

thinkin of sum1 special pple...yes they wear helmets nd ride a lil short yellow bus lol...jk...I luv u guys so much...thnks 4 making me laugh nd smile all the tym =]

[MetalManiac666]

Holy shit that was unreadable.

[Birch Boy]

Like this status if you're NOT a loser!!!! Oh wait... Does that mean that i CAN'T like it.....? Damn...... Haha Oh Well!

Every one of this girl's status annoys the crap out of me... and she posts statuses quite a bit.

[LTE]

someone on my friends list actually fucking spells you like "yhuuu"

 

[SPNKr]

someone on my friends list actually fucking spells you like "yhuuu"

 

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.

https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg

[skydivingninja]

For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.

https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Having played a BUNCH of the old Infocom text-adventure games, I had the same reaction.  Outstanding.

[limnides]

For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.

https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg

That was amazing.

[Volk9]

For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.

https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg

That was amazing.

[blackngold29]

[MetalManiac666]

For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.

https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg

That was amazing.

[Sigz]

That was insanely epic.

[Gadough]

Here's some irony for you. Here's what this one chick has in that "write something about yourself" box located beneath your profile picture:

♥ I'd rather be happy everday then sad, ♥
♥ I'd rather be laughing then crying ♥
♥ I'd rather be me then be something that i'm not! ♥

Get this. Every single one of her statuses is unbearably depressing and emo.

>___<

[SPNKr]

For a change, here's a f*cking awesome facebook update/thread.

https://i.imgur.com/17Kkt.jpg

Thanks for this..

[tri.ad]

Here's some irony for you. Here's what this one chick has in that "write something about yourself" box located beneath your profile picture:

♥ I'd rather be happy everday then sad, ♥
♥ I'd rather be laughing then crying ♥
♥ I'd rather be me then be something that i'm not! ♥

Get this. Every single one of her statuses is unbearably depressing and emo.

>___<

I don't know why you're surprised.

[Orbert]

Also, her use of "then" rather than "than" completely changes the meaning.  Unless that was intentional.

[Sigz]

 

[lateralus88]

Here's some irony for you. Here's what this one chick has in that "write something about yourself" box located beneath your profile picture:

♥ I'd rather be happy everday then sad, ♥
♥ I'd rather be laughing then crying ♥
♥ I'd rather be me then be something that i'm not! ♥

Get this. Every single one of her statuses is unbearably depressing and emo.

>___<

That doesn't come off surprising in the least. Hell, that above post sounds emo within itself.

On a side note, never date an emo chick. It's just...not...worth...it.

[TL]

Also, her use of "then" rather than "than" completely changes the meaning.  Unless that was intentional.

[limnides]

Here's some irony for you. Here's what this one chick has in that "write something about yourself" box located beneath your profile picture:

♥ I'd rather be happy everday then sad, ♥
♥ I'd rather be laughing then crying ♥
♥ I'd rather be me then be something that i'm not! ♥

Get this. Every single one of her statuses is unbearably depressing and emo.

>___<

Also, her use of "then" rather than "than" completely changes the meaning.  Unless that was intentional.

Please please please point this out to her.

[Gadough]

Please please please point this out to her.

I never talk to her and haven't seen her in two years. I'm not gonna pop open a chat window and go all grammar nazi on her ass.

Also, I don't find it surprising, just very hypocritical. The fact that she appears to encourage being positive and looking on the bright side of things, while simultaneously being a very negative and depressed person kind of pisses me off.