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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1330 on: May 28, 2010, 02:06:04 PM »
Love Facebook or hate it, this is quite amusing.
Sorry if its been posted before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GM2gBj_r-w
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1331 on: May 28, 2010, 02:29:27 PM »
Quote from: tick on May 28, 2010, 02:06:04 PM
Love Facebook or hate it, this is quite amusing.
Sorry if its been posted before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GM2gBj_r-w

Ha I hadn't seen it, funny
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1332 on: May 28, 2010, 02:59:29 PM »
haha that's great
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1333 on: May 28, 2010, 05:46:41 PM »
I passed my Driving Test! Yay. Time for the pub!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1334 on: May 28, 2010, 07:39:44 PM »
Quote from: tick on May 28, 2010, 02:06:04 PM
Love Facebook or hate it, this is quite amusing.
Sorry if its been posted before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GM2gBj_r-w

Haha, so true.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1335 on: May 29, 2010, 04:03:50 PM »
Status update: "The base in my car is sickkkkk."
comment: "*bass..."
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1336 on: May 29, 2010, 07:51:36 PM »
David is ready for a weekend trip home next week

Stacy
its about time!

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Na its hasent been longenuff hahahaha

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sure has. i think we are both due for a one night stand hahahahaha

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Rember to keep it clean stace alot of family does read this

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1337 on: May 29, 2010, 09:49:18 PM »
hahaha

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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1338 on: May 29, 2010, 09:54:09 PM »
 :rollin
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1339 on: May 29, 2010, 11:44:09 PM »
:rollin

Oh and the vid was good :tup
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1340 on: May 30, 2010, 12:44:28 AM »
Funny how people don't realize that they can delete things like that... funny for us that is.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1341 on: June 01, 2010, 10:23:21 PM »
Just had a status comment trail of 65 that was kind of funny at first but then turned into lame bashing.  :p
But still, saved it regardless.  :tup
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1342 on: June 05, 2010, 04:52:36 PM »
Worst comment in the history.

Boyfriend wall post : You are my angel babe every moment spent with you is wonderful
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BF comment : I love you too
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1343 on: June 05, 2010, 04:55:51 PM »
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1344 on: June 05, 2010, 06:10:54 PM »
How romantic <333
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1345 on: June 05, 2010, 07:30:46 PM »
I think the grammar errors within that post bothered me more than the initial statement.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1346 on: June 05, 2010, 07:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Nic35 on June 05, 2010, 04:52:36 PM
BF comment : I'm not an angel from the sky I was working in the World Trade Center when the terrorists hit the tours baby that's when I fell in you arms :heart

holy fucking lol
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1347 on: June 05, 2010, 07:33:16 PM »
Quote from: Nic35 on June 05, 2010, 04:52:36 PM
Worst comment in the history.

Boyfriend wall post : You are my angel babe every moment spent with you is wonderful
GF comment : You are an angel  :heart I love you
BF comment : I love you too
BF comment : I'm not an angel from the sky I was working in the World Trade Center when the terrorists hit the tours baby that's when I fell in you arms :heart

Using the WTC to express love is soooooooooooo wrong.




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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1348 on: June 05, 2010, 10:44:56 PM »
One of my former students worked for United Airlines, and was on the team sent by UA to help families of the 9/11 victims after the tragedy.  He met a girl from American Airlines working on their team doing basically the same thing.  (As most people know/recall, UA and AA each lost two planes, hundreds of passengers, and dozens of employees that day.)  Anyway, they ended up dating and eventually got married.  The wedding date they chose was 9/11 the following year, the idea being that they wanted the date September 11 to be remembered in a positive way, not a negative way.  True story.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1349 on: June 05, 2010, 10:48:24 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on June 05, 2010, 10:44:56 PM
One of my former students worked for United Airlines, and was on the team sent by UA to help families of the 9/11 victims after the tragedy.  He met a girl from American Airlines working on their team doing basically the same thing.  (As most people know/recall, UA and AA each lost two planes, hundreds of passengers, and dozens of employees that day.)  Anyway, they ended up dating and eventually got married.  The wedding date they chose was 9/11 the following year, the idea being that they wanted the date September 11 to be remembered in a positive way, not a negative way.  True story.

That's pretty damn awesome.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1350 on: June 06, 2010, 12:37:08 PM »
Good for them.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1351 on: June 06, 2010, 04:45:38 PM »
"you aintt nothin till your something"

Oh my god :rollin
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1352 on: June 06, 2010, 06:35:36 PM »
wtf?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1353 on: June 07, 2010, 03:14:55 AM »
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1354 on: June 07, 2010, 03:21:45 AM »
Quote from: kári on June 07, 2010, 03:14:55 AM
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"

LOL what the fuck is this?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1355 on: June 07, 2010, 04:34:24 AM »
Quote from: kári on June 07, 2010, 03:14:55 AM
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"

"QQ more" would have been a worthy comment to that.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1356 on: June 07, 2010, 04:38:16 AM »
Quote from: Nic35 on June 05, 2010, 04:52:36 PM
BF comment : I'm not an angel from the sky I was working in the World Trade Center when the terrorists hit the tours baby that's when I fell in you arms :heart
wtf...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1357 on: June 07, 2010, 05:43:13 AM »
Quote from: SPNKr on June 07, 2010, 03:21:45 AM
Quote from: kári on June 07, 2010, 03:14:55 AM
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"

LOL what the fuck is this?
I know! It's a status update from a girl in my class...
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1358 on: June 07, 2010, 12:33:32 PM »
It's a pathetic Facebook status, just like the thread title says.

Come on you guys, at least try to keep up!
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1359 on: June 07, 2010, 01:38:53 PM »
Andrew
Quote of the day: "This is why women aren't in charge of sports." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc2xs7POefg&feature=player_embedded

Jessica
Yeah she made every woman lookblike an idiot because of her comment. They should fire her ass and get someone who actually knows sports.I'm ashame of her

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ughh, idiot. women should be seen, not heard. haha.
about an hour ago


It just made me  :facepalm: at what these two women said about their own kind. I wanted to reply - well if that's how you feel Lindsay, quit typing and go make Andrew a sandwich.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1360 on: June 07, 2010, 03:11:49 PM »
I actually somewhat agree with what she (the news anchor) said about that whole situation.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1361 on: June 07, 2010, 03:16:51 PM »
I defriended everyone on facebook. Feels so good not to go on there anymore. :laugh:
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1362 on: June 07, 2010, 04:05:13 PM »
Quote from: kári on June 07, 2010, 03:14:55 AM
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"

Aren't those Hawthorne Heights lyrics?
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1363 on: June 07, 2010, 04:05:48 PM »
Quote from: Gadough on June 07, 2010, 04:05:13 PM
Quote from: kári on June 07, 2010, 03:14:55 AM
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"

Aren't those Hawthorne Heights lyrics?

Oh god I think that actually makes it worse.
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Re: The pathetic facebook status thread.
« Reply #1364 on: June 07, 2010, 04:07:28 PM »
Quote from: Sigz on June 07, 2010, 04:05:48 PM
Quote from: Gadough on June 07, 2010, 04:05:13 PM
Quote from: kári on June 07, 2010, 03:14:55 AM
" @ someone: Care to pick up the pieces of my heart? There's not much left, but what you find is yours! I don't want it anymore!"

Aren't those Hawthorne Heights lyrics?

Oh god I think that actually makes it worse.

They're not actually lyrics (at least, to my knowledge). I was being a smartass. :lol
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