I'm glad that Eno & Lanois aren't producing the new album. They might actually sound like a band for once.
And not like a cheap drum machine with a guitar in the distance.
You act like all of their studio albums sound like crap, but let's face it, prior to the 2000s, most of their studio stuff sounded great (even if many of the songs did sound better live). And the problem with the sound of the 2000s albums is more about compression and the loudness wars than anything else.
Just want them to split.
1. Don't listen to them,
2. Problem solved.
Bingo. Although, U2 is so huge that any time they do anything, it is big news, and you hear about it everywhere, so if you aren't a fan, I get the whole "I'm tired of hearing about them" factor, but still, if you don't like them, no one says you have to listen to them. Seems rather easy to me.