Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 532180 times)

Chino · « **Reply #6195 on:** March 04, 2011, 09:07:26 AM »

This girl has no idea what coming.

bosk1 · « **Reply #6196 on:** March 04, 2011, 11:21:18 AM »

Lady: Yo, Andre! You been using my shampoo? 'cuz it's for guys who want thicker looking hair.
Andre: I didn't use it!
Lady: Didn't you?
Andre: No...
Lady: Didn't you?
Andre: Yes...

Tick · « **Reply #6197 on:** March 05, 2011, 12:38:02 PM »

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #6198 on:** March 05, 2011, 01:10:43 PM »

Anybody want a peanut?

mizzl · « **Reply #6199 on:** March 05, 2011, 01:36:35 PM »

Quote from: DTVT on March 05, 2011, 01:10:43 PM

Anybody want a peanut?

Quote from: ThroughHerEyesDude6 on March 04, 2011, 02:12:41 AM

"anybody want this peanut?"

Ninja'd

rumborak · « **Reply #6200 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:07:09 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 03, 2011, 05:59:03 PM

"Just think, Andre. Someday, we'll look back on this photograph and laugh at our ridiculous fashion and hairstyles."
"Well, you will, boss."
"Wait, wha...?"

Winner!

rumborak

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #6201 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:23:57 PM »

W00t as well!

Standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 24
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #6202 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:26:31 PM »

Here's your new picture, folks:

lonestar · « **Reply #6203 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:35:46 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 05, 2011, 03:26:31 PM

Here's your new picture, folks:

Here, take this sandwich, just stop playing that fucking god-aweful thing.

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #6204 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:41:02 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 05, 2011, 03:26:31 PM

Here's your new picture, folks:

"Nice playing. I've got no change, so here's a bit of irony in sandwich wrap."

Tick · « **Reply #6205 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:42:16 PM »

"Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt you but this has mustard on it. I can't eat mustard"

Tick · « **Reply #6206 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:43:26 PM »

Saturday afternoon performance theater, new at Ikea.

ClairvoyantCat · « **Reply #6207 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:49:09 PM »

Chuck the Chicken's campaign to bring morality to the poultry market by showing a chicken sandwich and describing it's production process was hindered by the fact that his target audience seemed to be like-wise homeless musicians.

jsem · « **Reply #6208 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:56:10 PM »

It's quite funny that the poster right under the chicken's arm says "let yourself be tempted" in swedish. True story.

Tick · « **Reply #6209 on:** March 05, 2011, 03:57:57 PM »

"Excuse me but I didn't order the Farsk svensk oxfile, I ordered the Farska Rakor. This is the third time this week you screwed up my order."

rumborak · « **Reply #6210 on:** March 05, 2011, 04:45:53 PM »

This week on "Missing Punchlines":

Why did the chicken offer a sandwich to the accordion player?

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #6211 on:** March 05, 2011, 05:33:37 PM »

You know what? I don't even remember why we were fighting. Here, have my ham sandwich. Of course it's ham, you think I'm a canibal? You sick bastard!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6212 on:** March 05, 2011, 09:13:13 PM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 05, 2011, 03:26:31 PM

Here's your new picture, folks:

Give me that Filet Of Fish, give me that fish, Ohhhhhhhhh......

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #6213 on:** March 06, 2011, 02:17:20 AM »

I've got nothing. I'm laughing too hard at the pic

Tick · « **Reply #6214 on:** March 06, 2011, 06:44:23 AM »

accordion player - " Is that a boner popping out of your chicken suit? Fine, I'll take the sandwich."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6215 on:** March 06, 2011, 07:54:31 AM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 05, 2011, 03:26:31 PM

Here's your new picture, folks:

I know we're not at a wedding but I'd realy like to hear the chicken song!

eric42434224 · « **Reply #6216 on:** March 06, 2011, 08:20:21 AM »

The second coming of Jesus wasnt quite what everyobne expected.

"Take this all of you and eat it, this is my body, which will be given up for you."

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #6217 on:** March 07, 2011, 12:22:35 AM »

Quote from: eric42434224 on March 06, 2011, 08:20:21 AM

The second coming of Jesus wasnt quite what everyobne expected.

"Take this all of you and eat it, this is my body, which will be given up for you."

That's a win, cap'n.

eric42434224 · « **Reply #6218 on:** March 07, 2011, 06:46:14 AM »

Thank You Sir!

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 24
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8

eric42434224 · « **Reply #6219 on:** March 07, 2011, 06:47:15 AM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6220 on:** March 07, 2011, 06:58:05 AM »

Quote from: eric42434224 on March 07, 2011, 06:47:15 AM

The old "Pit & Roll" play.

bosk1 · « **Reply #6221 on:** March 07, 2011, 08:59:27 AM »

"No, I still don't--oh, wait! No, you were right. There is a small Volkswagen lodged way up in there. Hold on, I'll go get my tools."

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #6222 on:** March 07, 2011, 09:02:06 AM »

Freshershest.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6223 on:** March 07, 2011, 09:04:00 AM »

Quote from: eric42434224 on March 07, 2011, 06:47:15 AM

This guy is definitely un"Sure".

And you thought Pau Gasol's acting was bad in CSI: Miami!

Zydar · « **Reply #6224 on:** March 07, 2011, 09:10:09 AM »

"Tell me if this new perfume is working for you? I have a hot date after the game".

rumborak · « **Reply #6225 on:** March 07, 2011, 12:28:07 PM »

There's varying degrees to which being conjoined sucks. This one is pretty high on the list.

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #6226 on:** March 07, 2011, 02:00:19 PM »

"Player No. 5, smell my pit. Now smell your pit, now back to mine. Sadly, you don't smell like me, but if you used Old Spice body wash, you would smell like a champion instead of a chump. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the middle of a game, getting your ass kicked. Look in your hand, where's the ball? Back at me, it's in mine, dunking on your chump ass. The buzzer has sounded and you've lost the game! See what is possible when you smell like a champion and not a chump? I'm yelling in you ear."

*insert whistle jungle*

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #6227 on:** March 07, 2011, 03:13:02 PM »

Olé, motherfucker!

eric42434224 · « **Reply #6228 on:** March 08, 2011, 05:38:32 AM »

I liked "Ole< Motherfucker", and "Pit & Roll" a lot.
Both made me laugh.

But this one made me laugh the most, especially as I had top look again to see exactly where they were attached.
"There's varying degrees to which being conjoined sucks. This one is pretty high on the list."

You win Rumborak.

New standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 36
Adami - 31
Tick - 26
Rumborak - 25
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Bosk1 - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
Ariich - 8
DTVT - 8

rumborak · « **Reply #6229 on:** March 08, 2011, 04:38:21 PM »

News: Video of online chat between fans and members of Dream Theater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8cLlXnHpA&feature=youtu.be (*no chickens were harmed during the filming of this chat)

Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 532180 times)