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« Reply #665 on: May 13, 2010, 04:39:14 PM »
So am I the only who thought Avatar had pretty weak FX and that Pandora was a pretty lame looking planet?


You're a lame looking planet....

At least MY planet has things like walmarts and malls. All Pandora had was some plants. Borrrrring.

- I would take a bioluminecent planet over a walmart any day.
- You could control any animal you catch...
- The Na'vi don't pay taxes.
- We have yet to see the ocean life of Pandora.
- All Pandora had was plants? FLOATING FUCKING MOUNTAINS!

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Re: Avatar (Spoilers likely)
« Reply #666 on: May 13, 2010, 04:39:21 PM »
- All Pandora had was plants? FLOATING FUCKING MOUNTAINS!

Floating mountains that screwed up computers.

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Re: Avatar (Spoilers likely)
« Reply #667 on: May 13, 2010, 04:40:16 PM »
So am I the only who thought Avatar had pretty weak FX and that Pandora was a pretty lame looking planet?


You're a lame looking planet....

At least MY planet has things like walmarts and malls. All Pandora had was some plants. Borrrrring.

You used walmart as an example of one of the crowning achievements of earth?

Umm...

We also have McDonalds. Suck on that.

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« Reply #668 on: May 13, 2010, 05:12:29 PM »
Avatar is my second-favourite version of Fern Gully!

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Re: Avatar (Spoilers likely)
« Reply #669 on: May 14, 2010, 12:29:36 AM »
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« Reply #670 on: May 14, 2010, 12:32:21 AM »
Since I clearly don't get that, care to explain the reference?
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Re: Avatar (Spoilers likely)
« Reply #671 on: May 14, 2010, 12:37:01 AM »
They're Space Marines from Warhammer 40k, a tabletop/video game series.
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« Reply #672 on: May 14, 2010, 12:38:42 AM »
They're Space Marines from Warhammer 40k, a tabletop/video game series.

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« Reply #673 on: May 14, 2010, 08:42:17 AM »
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« Reply #674 on: May 14, 2010, 12:37:43 PM »

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« Reply #675 on: May 14, 2010, 01:22:41 PM »


He sends the big red guy away after they defeat the humans, so he probably would have gone back to riding his original one. Unless it died fighting or something.

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« Reply #676 on: May 14, 2010, 01:33:10 PM »
He DOES send it away?

Doesn't Avatar end after Jake defeats the guy and then does the "soul exchange" or whatever to stay in his N'avi? Is it shown in the movie that he sends it away? I don't remember.
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« Reply #677 on: May 14, 2010, 04:13:27 PM »
Did it died?
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Re: Avatar (Spoilers likely)
« Reply #678 on: May 14, 2010, 04:14:57 PM »
Bought this on blu-ray from Amazon so I could finally watch it.

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« Reply #679 on: May 14, 2010, 04:19:15 PM »
Bought this on blu-ray from Amazon so I could finally watch it.
It does look amazing in 1080p.
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« Reply #680 on: May 14, 2010, 04:35:57 PM »
He sends the big red guy away after they defeat the humans, so he probably would have gone back to riding his original one. Unless it died fighting or something.

Oh, so the fact that it was a Pandora-style one-night stand makes it okay?
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« Reply #681 on: May 14, 2010, 05:22:15 PM »
Yea, isn't the big red bird now only attached to him? So he's basically a bird polygamist.

So Pandora supports either polygamy or cheating on your mate. Either way, IT'S IMMORAL!
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« Reply #682 on: May 14, 2010, 05:25:26 PM »
So Pandora supports either polygamy or cheating on your mate. Either way, IT'S IMMORAL!

Pandora: it's the new Utah.
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« Reply #683 on: May 14, 2010, 05:32:14 PM »
So Pandora supports either polygamy or cheating on your mate. Either way, IT'S IMMORAL!

Pandora: it's the new Utah.

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« Reply #684 on: May 15, 2010, 05:59:16 AM »
He sends the big red guy away after they defeat the humans, so he probably would have gone back to riding his original one. Unless it died fighting or something.

Oh, so the fact that it was a Pandora-style one-night stand makes it okay?
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« Reply #685 on: May 15, 2010, 06:48:07 PM »
I thought watching Avatar was like staring into a streetlight for 2 hours. No subtlety at all, but that's jot new with CGI movies.

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Re: Avatar
« Reply #686 on: May 15, 2010, 06:50:05 PM »
Removed the "spoiler" warning from the thread title.
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« Reply #687 on: May 15, 2010, 06:51:26 PM »
He sends the big red guy away after they defeat the humans, so he probably would have gone back to riding his original one. Unless it died fighting or something.

Oh, so the fact that it was a Pandora-style one-night stand makes it okay?
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Re: Avatar
« Reply #688 on: May 15, 2010, 07:37:07 PM »
I'm still confused as to why the big bad humans felt the need to start some massive (and clearly bloody) ground war with the Navi. If they have the capability for interstellar travel I'm sure they have the ability to bomb the living shit out of any target from orbit.

Oh wait, there wouldn't be a movie if they did that.
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« Reply #689 on: May 15, 2010, 07:38:19 PM »
I'm still confused as to why the big bad humans felt the need to start some massive (and clearly bloody) ground war with the Navi. If they have the capability for interstellar travel I'm sure they have the ability to bomb the living shit out of any target from orbit.

Oh wait, there wouldn't be a movie if they did that.

Maybe it would have harmed the unobtanium or whatever, maybe then they could renamed it nonexistium.
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« Reply #690 on: May 15, 2010, 07:39:53 PM »
Bombing the shit out of the planet would destroy the Untfkjhghlkjhj;lkjnium though...

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« Reply #691 on: May 15, 2010, 07:43:09 PM »
Maybem, though I'm not saying you need to turn the planet into a crater, but it's way safer to take out the hometree with a few missiles from space then some massive frontal assault.  Either way, the unobtanium is just a rock, and it has to be mined out anyways, so I'm assuming it would be OK as it's in the ground already. And if not, there's always chemical weapons or napalm. It just seems very nonsensical that their only option was to try to fight on such skewed terms like that.
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« Reply #692 on: May 15, 2010, 07:44:09 PM »
Still haven't seen this movie. But something called unobtanium is pretty lame.

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« Reply #693 on: May 15, 2010, 07:44:20 PM »
Maybem, though I'm not saying you need to turn the planet into a crater, but it's way safer to take out the hometree with a few missiles from space then some massive frontal assault.  Either way, the unobtanium is just a rock, and it has to be mined out anyways, so I'm assuming it would be OK as it's in the ground already. And if not, there's always chemical weapons or napalm. It just seems very nonsensical that their only option was to try to fight on such skewed terms like that.

The guys in charge loved fighting. They probably did it for that reason. It was probably more about fighting for them than it was getting the job done.
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« Reply #694 on: May 16, 2010, 12:09:56 AM »
I'm still confused as to why the big bad humans felt the need to start some massive (and clearly bloody) ground war with the Navi. If they have the capability for interstellar travel I'm sure they have the ability to bomb the living shit out of any target from orbit.

Oh wait, there wouldn't be a movie if they did that.

Pandora is a six year journey away from Earth, and most likely an expensive one. The RDA corporation probably figured the largest scale military operation they'd have to execute was something like the attack on Hometree. If you're not planning on conducting an orbital bombardment, why spend the money shipping the material light years away?
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Re: Avatar
« Reply #695 on: May 16, 2010, 02:32:16 AM »
He sends the big red guy away after they defeat the humans, so he probably would have gone back to riding his original one. Unless it died fighting or something.

Oh, so the fact that it was a Pandora-style one-night stand makes it okay?
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« Reply #696 on: May 16, 2010, 04:08:33 AM »
Still haven't seen this movie. But something called unobtanium is pretty lame.

As lame as it may sound, isn't it just a scientific term?

EDIT: Well, here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtanium

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« Reply #697 on: May 16, 2010, 04:15:48 AM »
Still haven't seen this movie. But something called unobtanium is pretty lame.

As lame as it may sound, isn't it just a scientific term?

EDIT: Well, here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtanium

It's not a scientific term, it's just a placeholder name whenever you're talking about some nonexistent element. I guess it kind of makes sense that when humans did discover it they'd call it that, as if I remember it correctly the unobtanium in Avatar is a room temperatute superconducter, which is basically be a holy grail in modern physics.
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« Reply #698 on: May 16, 2010, 05:13:28 AM »
I meant that it's an existing term, and it's being used in (real) science. How dull the term may sound, we're using it.

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« Reply #699 on: May 16, 2010, 07:14:57 AM »
it's being used in (real) science.

Not really.


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