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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6510 on: April 07, 2011, 12:49:16 PM »



It's so hard to find "Master" potatoes these days.

Willkommen Hitler's die Pommes frites Delikatessen!!  (How bad is the translation Rumbo?  Remember the conversation we had? :lol)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6511 on: April 07, 2011, 02:33:13 PM »
Late at night, long after management has left the restaurant, Lonestar takes a moment to just feel pretty.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6512 on: April 07, 2011, 04:53:15 PM »
Betcha he fries um.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6513 on: April 07, 2011, 08:53:06 PM »
This would not be the first nor the last time Adolph uttered the words, "To the ovens!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6514 on: April 08, 2011, 08:02:26 AM »
"Does this dress make me look like Hitler?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6515 on: April 08, 2011, 08:33:03 AM »
This would not be the first nor the last time Adolph uttered the words, "To the ovens!"

This one was damn good (:lol), but I have to give it to this:

Arbeit Macht Fries.

That's just brilliant. Winnah!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6516 on: April 08, 2011, 08:34:46 AM »
I've heard of a yeast infection, but this is ridiculous!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: Holocaust jokes: They work every time!
« Reply #6517 on: April 08, 2011, 11:21:12 AM »
Yay! I hope this one hasn't been used?



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6518 on: April 08, 2011, 11:32:40 AM »
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It looks kinda like a baby goat to me
« Reply #6519 on: April 08, 2011, 11:34:09 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6520 on: April 08, 2011, 01:40:05 PM »
Stevie Nicks 1st Christmas Photo

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6521 on: April 08, 2011, 02:00:48 PM »
This is why one shouldn't hold 80s themed X-mas parties.
     

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Re: Holocaust jokes: They work every time!
« Reply #6522 on: April 08, 2011, 02:12:07 PM »
Yay! I hope this one hasn't been used?





Talk about bringing a lamb to the slaughter.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6523 on: April 08, 2011, 02:42:13 PM »
The reason Glen Beck had to leave Fox news.
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Re: It looks kinda like a baby goat to me
« Reply #6524 on: April 08, 2011, 03:38:52 PM »



"I liked when Myung looked like a women's figure skating champion."

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Re: Holocaust jokes: They work every time!
« Reply #6525 on: April 08, 2011, 05:46:41 PM »


Ben Stiller and Tina Fey's Christmas card from their country home...there's a joke in here somewhere.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6526 on: April 08, 2011, 07:19:00 PM »


Cat: Fucking kill me, please.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6527 on: April 09, 2011, 01:07:20 PM »

"Merry Christmas from me and my hot wife. Man she is so hot I can barely concentrate on taking this photo. I want to stick something hard in between the two bells on her chest, and let the little goat watch me do it."
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Re: PM sent... In a few minutes. Time travelling, yay!
« Reply #6528 on: April 09, 2011, 02:22:48 PM »
Satan had nice enough parents growing up, but their slavish (and tacky) devotion to Christmas really just turned him off to the whole "Jesus" thing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6529 on: April 09, 2011, 05:34:39 PM »
Did anyone get my South Park reference? :(

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Re: It was a good attempt, sistah. Better luck next time.
« Reply #6530 on: April 09, 2011, 05:52:41 PM »
Did anyone get my South Park reference? :(

Oh, I got it. I just... Uh...  :yeahright

Oh my god, is that a reason to leave the conversation over there?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6531 on: April 09, 2011, 06:57:27 PM »
Did anyone get my South Park reference? :(

I got it. I thought it was very clever. :)
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Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
« Reply #6532 on: April 09, 2011, 07:06:06 PM »
Thanks for the victory, LHK.  You do indeed make dreams come true.

As a way of saying thanks, I made you this:




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Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
« Reply #6533 on: April 09, 2011, 07:11:37 PM »
Thanks for the victory, LHK.  You do indeed make dreams come true.

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What the fuck, no bacon?!?!?!?!

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Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
« Reply #6534 on: April 09, 2011, 07:16:11 PM »


"It's Over 9000!!!!!"

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Re: It was delicious, thanks
« Reply #6535 on: April 09, 2011, 07:58:07 PM »


Lonestar and his wife celebrate the arrival of their latest bundle of garnish.
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Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
« Reply #6536 on: April 09, 2011, 08:14:00 PM »


Western countries could never understand how introducing internet in third-world countries didn't improve relations with them. Well, turns out people judge a country by Google Image Search results.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6537 on: April 09, 2011, 08:22:52 PM »
Every other worker went home hungry that night.

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Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
« Reply #6538 on: April 09, 2011, 09:01:18 PM »
Thanks for the victory, LHK.  You do indeed make dreams come true.

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Oh man, I'm breaking a fucking toilet bowl tomorrow.

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Re: Dammit, I forgot it's RINA who likes musicals! Dammit all to Hell...
« Reply #6539 on: April 09, 2011, 09:21:36 PM »


"Feed me, Seymour!"
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Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
« Reply #6540 on: April 09, 2011, 10:47:11 PM »
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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« Reply #6541 on: April 09, 2011, 10:53:10 PM »
Thanks for the victory, LHK.  You do indeed make dreams come true.

As a way of saying thanks, I made you this:




Now I will bring Goodburger down!!!

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Re: Y'all help LHK dig into this one!
« Reply #6542 on: April 09, 2011, 10:54:31 PM »






This is going to tear me another asshole!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6543 on: April 10, 2011, 06:20:10 AM »

"Is that a strip of bacon I see under there?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #6544 on: April 10, 2011, 06:43:01 AM »
When Steve ordered a hamburger, the restaurant had forgotten Frank shot him last week with the shrink gun.