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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5215 on: December 19, 2010, 12:18:28 PM »
Is that John Malkovich?

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5216 on: December 19, 2010, 02:41:11 PM »




Dammit!! No one told me we were supposed to wear black today!?!?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5217 on: December 19, 2010, 02:54:04 PM »





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Second guy to the left: Whats that on his ass?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5218 on: December 19, 2010, 06:15:13 PM »
Roy picked a bad time to lose in strip poker.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5219 on: December 19, 2010, 08:02:12 PM »
Gracias.

If this one has been done before, let me know as I have a back-up in mind.  I'm too lazy to remove the ad and host the pic myself.



One guy is naked and the other had knee pads.  It's called, "Fill in the blanks".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5220 on: December 19, 2010, 10:03:41 PM »
You know what they say about guys with big guns.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5221 on: December 20, 2010, 05:20:58 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5222 on: December 20, 2010, 06:23:46 AM »
Unleash the Secret Weapon!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5223 on: December 20, 2010, 06:24:26 AM »
Hazing in the army has gone way too far.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5224 on: December 20, 2010, 06:29:03 AM »
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Sorry, Durg, I beat you to this one.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5225 on: December 20, 2010, 06:30:05 AM »
Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
Sorry, Durg, I beat you to this one.

 :D Opps.  Sorry.  I'll clear mine out.   :P
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5226 on: December 20, 2010, 07:31:50 AM »
"Someone said something about a rack?"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5227 on: December 20, 2010, 07:34:06 AM »
I think I see your uniform. I'm going in!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5228 on: December 20, 2010, 08:10:41 AM »
Unleash the Secret Weapon!

And to think this only won because Tick called him out on repeating.

I was hoping for a shock & awe line, but this will do.  PM sent.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5229 on: December 20, 2010, 08:21:45 AM »
I thought "Don't ask. Don't Tell" was funnier obviously.  And time appropriate since that bill is going to the White House today I believe.

Anyway,  here's the next one.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5230 on: December 20, 2010, 08:22:41 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5231 on: December 20, 2010, 08:23:26 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5232 on: December 20, 2010, 08:29:39 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5233 on: December 20, 2010, 08:32:02 AM »
When Chino woke up, he was awfully confused.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5234 on: December 20, 2010, 08:52:02 AM »
Chipenwhales
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5235 on: December 20, 2010, 08:53:15 AM »
Is that a belly button in your pants? Or are you just a woman?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5236 on: December 20, 2010, 08:53:56 AM »
let me winch that up for you



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5237 on: December 20, 2010, 08:55:56 AM »
let me winch that up for you



(also I have 8 wins)

Fixed
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5238 on: December 20, 2010, 09:34:30 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5239 on: December 20, 2010, 09:36:16 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5240 on: December 20, 2010, 09:41:01 AM »
Middle guy:  "Adam, how do you have a boner?  We're all men and its -10 degrees!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5241 on: December 20, 2010, 10:32:39 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5242 on: December 20, 2010, 11:10:03 AM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5243 on: December 20, 2010, 12:35:36 PM »
I thought "Don't ask. Don't Tell" was funnier obviously.  And time appropriate since that bill is going to the White House today I believe.

Anyway,  here's the next one.


The New commercial for the Seinfield Manzier.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5244 on: December 20, 2010, 02:24:19 PM »
Dude, my nipples are so hard, c'mere and feel these bad boys.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5245 on: December 20, 2010, 02:25:40 PM »
I thought "Don't ask. Don't Tell" was funnier obviously.  And time appropriate since that bill is going to the White House today I believe.

Anyway,  here's the next one.


Hey Al.  You headlight is out.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5246 on: December 20, 2010, 03:47:30 PM »



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5247 on: December 20, 2010, 04:00:19 PM »
I thought "Don't ask. Don't Tell" was funnier obviously.  And time appropriate since that bill is going to the White House today I believe.

Anyway,  here's the next one.


We was picked up by aliens and an they'se took our Harley shirts.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5248 on: December 21, 2010, 05:47:23 AM »


In an unprecedented collaboration between the History Channel and the WWE, Ice Road Wrestlers makes its debut.

I liked this one the best! 

By the way.  These were Russian dudes in Siberia......opportunity missed.  Lots of great material with that in mind.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #5249 on: December 21, 2010, 09:38:21 AM »
Thanks Durg!  For all you children of the early 90's: