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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4235 on: October 10, 2010, 02:41:29 PM »
Here's the new one.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4236 on: October 10, 2010, 02:42:38 PM »
Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers, and I don't see any horns.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4237 on: October 10, 2010, 02:45:49 PM »
Here's the new one.


I call this play.......Fabulous!!!!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4238 on: October 10, 2010, 02:53:51 PM »
Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers, and I don't see any horns.

I dunno, those guys look pretty horny to me.



Anyway, my caption.

"This picture captures the exact moment Ralph from happy days decided that he wasn't meant to be a football player in televisions version of the 50's."


(look at the guy in the middle, you'll see it)
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4239 on: October 10, 2010, 02:57:54 PM »
Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers, and I don't see any horns.

I dunno, those guys look pretty horny to me.



Anyway, my caption.

"This picture captures the exact moment Ralph from happy days decided that he wasn't meant to be a football player in televisions version of the 50's."


(look at the guy in the middle, you'll see it)
Saw it. Nice.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4240 on: October 10, 2010, 03:12:15 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4241 on: October 10, 2010, 04:55:22 PM »
The guy in the middle questions his sexuality.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4242 on: October 10, 2010, 05:17:02 PM »
With a last minute lineup change, their "Digging in the 40's" theme was broken with No. 28, the Linebacker.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4243 on: October 10, 2010, 05:22:02 PM »
Here's the new one.


Coach often went to extremes when proving his point that football was indeed a game of inches.....
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4244 on: October 10, 2010, 05:54:49 PM »
"That's exactly what I meant when I said "hike! hike! hike!"."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4245 on: October 10, 2010, 06:43:20 PM »
Boys, I've got a new running back that you will block for.  Everyone welcome John Holmes.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4246 on: October 10, 2010, 08:13:52 PM »
Various levels of penis enjoyment run the spectrum from orgasmic elation, to utter shame, to plain old sexual confusion of the highest level, and the coach that is happy he is no longer a member of the team.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4247 on: October 10, 2010, 08:24:06 PM »
If you look at this picture you can tell something just ain't straight. Of course I'm referring to the telephone pole in the upper left.
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« Reply #4248 on: October 10, 2010, 08:37:30 PM »
The NCAA implements the don't ask, don't tell policy.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4249 on: October 10, 2010, 08:43:12 PM »
TLC really outdid themselves with their new show polyGAYmy.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4250 on: October 10, 2010, 08:46:34 PM »
Here's the new one.


You know the old adage “Fumble at night, player's delight. Gay pose in morning, player's take warning".
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4251 on: October 10, 2010, 08:53:33 PM »


Yup. The coach is masturbating.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4252 on: October 10, 2010, 08:54:59 PM »
which one of us is the tight end?



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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4253 on: October 10, 2010, 09:03:17 PM »
They didn't call him "Bear" Bryant because of his personality.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4254 on: October 11, 2010, 10:11:34 AM »
Here's the new one.


Coach often went to extremes when proving his point that football was indeed a game of inches.....

This one is my fav.  You win TempusVox.  Post the next one.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4256 on: October 11, 2010, 05:25:29 PM »
Bumpity bump bump bump.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4257 on: October 12, 2010, 07:06:38 PM »
Okay....here we go!

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« Reply #4258 on: October 12, 2010, 07:13:26 PM »
Okay....here we go!



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« Reply #4259 on: October 12, 2010, 07:18:17 PM »
Okay....here we go!



Hillbilly pinatas.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4260 on: October 12, 2010, 07:36:35 PM »
when you said there were beavers ready for pickin.... you are the worst wingman ever.


alvin, next time we want to hang with jason lee, you are not allowed to offer suggestions.


best beavers on a pole, show em your nut sack for a lap dance on the house.
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« Reply #4261 on: October 12, 2010, 07:43:04 PM »
The original album artwork for Octavarium.







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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4262 on: October 12, 2010, 08:44:15 PM »
Well since nothing I say will win, I'll just sit this one out. Good luck.
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« Reply #4263 on: October 12, 2010, 09:52:30 PM »
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« Reply #4264 on: October 12, 2010, 10:22:01 PM »


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« Reply #4265 on: October 12, 2010, 10:42:26 PM »
Eh, what the hell I'll throw one out there, since all the joke will probably be about nuts in some way.

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« Reply #4266 on: October 12, 2010, 10:52:46 PM »


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« Reply #4268 on: October 13, 2010, 05:15:57 AM »
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« Reply #4269 on: October 13, 2010, 05:55:02 AM »
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