Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 539511 times)

Tick · « **Reply #2730 on:** June 10, 2010, 05:54:06 AM »

"After I had my heart attack, I got a wake up call. No more endless plates of cookies, and midnight quickies. Now I eat right, exercise, and I trust my heart to Lipitor."

wolfking · « **Reply #2731 on:** June 10, 2010, 05:57:23 AM »

Quote from: tick on June 10, 2010, 05:36:21 AM

Quote from: wolfking on June 10, 2010, 05:32:22 AM
Quote from: tick on June 09, 2010, 02:34:21 PM
Quote from: wolfking on June 09, 2010, 04:05:18 AM
Any more responses???
wolfking, please pick a winner or I will just post another picture in the morning.
At that point I will still let you declare a winner, but will have moved on to another picture, which your winner can judge.

24 HOURS PEOPLE! PICK A WINNER EVERY 24 HOURS UNLESS YOU JUST CAN'T FOR A LEGIT REASON.

Wow, sorry bro, I didn't realise the game had such strict rules, I will pick one of the responses that was produced in the 24 hours of the picture post, I want to be fair and play by the very important rules of course.

"Are you mocking me boy?"

Classic!

wolfking · « **Reply #2732 on:** June 10, 2010, 06:01:52 AM »

Quote from: Zydar on June 10, 2010, 05:42:37 AM

Despite being summer I give you a Santa pic:

GO!

Doctor: "Santa, your blood pressure is high and your cholesterol is through the roof, no more egg nog for you."

Santa: "You don't want any f**king presents this year, do ya doc!!!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2733 on:** June 10, 2010, 08:08:59 AM »

Santa relieves stress by squeezing Rudolph's nose and having a hot chocolate transfusion.

wolfking · « **Reply #2734 on:** June 13, 2010, 06:43:48 AM »

Bump.

Zydar · « **Reply #2735 on:** June 13, 2010, 06:46:37 AM »

Oh I totally forgot about this, sorry. $:-\$

Quote from: wolfking on June 10, 2010, 06:01:52 AM

Doctor: "Santa, your blood pressure is high and your cholesterol is through the roof, no more egg nog for you."

Santa: "You don't want any f**king presents this year, do ya doc!!!

This one's the winner!

The standings:

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 16
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 7

wolfking · « **Reply #2736 on:** June 13, 2010, 06:53:20 AM »

Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.

chknptpie · « **Reply #2737 on:** June 13, 2010, 11:31:54 AM »

YEEEEEEAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOIIIII

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #2738 on:** June 13, 2010, 11:41:30 AM »

"Not now, Thunder!"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2739 on:** June 13, 2010, 11:43:15 AM »

Quote from: wolfking on June 13, 2010, 06:53:20 AM

Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.

Look at your husband, now look at me......You may kiss the bride and I'm on a horse.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2740 on:** June 13, 2010, 02:37:37 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 13, 2010, 11:43:15 AM

Quote from: wolfking on June 13, 2010, 06:53:20 AM
Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.
*snip*

Look at your husband, now look at me......You may kiss the bride and I'm on a horse.

Holy shit. Don't think this one's gonna be topped, so I won't even try.

wolfking · « **Reply #2741 on:** June 14, 2010, 04:07:08 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 13, 2010, 11:43:15 AM

Quote from: wolfking on June 13, 2010, 06:53:20 AM
Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.

Look at your husband, now look at me......You may kiss the bride and I'm on a horse.

Holy fuck!! I don't need any other responses to know that this is the winner!! This is possibly the best reply of the whole thread.

Quote from: Guitarded on June 13, 2010, 02:37:37 PM

Quote from: kingshmegland on June 13, 2010, 11:43:15 AM
Quote from: wolfking on June 13, 2010, 06:53:20 AM
Thanks Zydar, here's the new pic.
*snip*

Look at your husband, now look at me......You may kiss the bride and I'm on a horse.
Holy shit. Don't think this one's gonna be topped, so I won't even try.

You're a smart man Guitarded, save you energy, LOL.

Current rankings;

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 7

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2742 on:** June 14, 2010, 07:46:37 AM »

Thank you! Thank You! I'll post a pick when I get out of work.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2743 on:** June 14, 2010, 03:39:12 PM »

And away we go!

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #2744 on:** June 14, 2010, 04:37:31 PM »

Say what you will, it's still better than his previous business model for Niggrrrs: Nighttime Guard Dogs.

ddtonfire · « **Reply #2745 on:** June 15, 2010, 11:44:16 AM »

Three-beer queer haven.

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #2746 on:** June 15, 2010, 12:36:35 PM »

Free Balls.............ya..........ACROSS YOUR CHIN!!!!

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2747 on:** June 15, 2010, 05:33:44 PM »

Tiger's new resort.

wolfking · « **Reply #2748 on:** June 16, 2010, 07:21:05 AM »

Tiger Woods and Greg Norman's ex-wife's joint business gold course. The free balls are actually Greg Norman's!!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2749 on:** June 16, 2010, 08:09:08 AM »

Quote from: Guitarded on June 15, 2010, 05:33:44 PM

Tiger's new resort.

Winna!

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2750 on:** June 16, 2010, 08:10:05 AM »

Current rankings;

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 5
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1

Hall of fame

tick - 17
kingshmegland - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
Zydar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #2751 on:** June 16, 2010, 02:35:39 PM »

robwebster · « **Reply #2752 on:** June 16, 2010, 03:03:34 PM »

Although he went into the process with high hopes, Batman quickly regretted allowing the public to pitch their redesigns for a new utility belt.

rumborak · « **Reply #2753 on:** June 16, 2010, 03:24:21 PM »

"Pussy Fanny Pack", as seen on eBay.

rumborak

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2754 on:** June 16, 2010, 04:26:05 PM »

Quote from: Guitarded on June 16, 2010, 02:35:39 PM

Ned's new utility belt is purfect.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2755 on:** June 16, 2010, 04:27:52 PM »

Quote from: Guitarded on June 16, 2010, 02:35:39 PM

Look ma! No hands!

Cool Chris · « **Reply #2756 on:** June 16, 2010, 04:50:42 PM »

During their E3 presentation, Sony unveiled their new motion-control system for players to enjoy the upcoming ‘Pussy Petting’ simulator game, allowing many gamers to experience pussy first hand for the first time.

soundgarden · « **Reply #2757 on:** June 16, 2010, 08:10:44 PM »

Quote from: Guitarded on June 16, 2010, 02:35:39 PM

Kitty's new Asian-in-a-box failed to open as expected.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2758 on:** June 16, 2010, 08:13:46 PM »

Quote from: Guitarded on June 16, 2010, 02:35:39 PM

You know when your friends tell you your a pussy for having a purse, this is why.

antigoon · « **Reply #2759 on:** June 16, 2010, 08:15:33 PM »

I feel like that pic is calling for the Xzibit meme, I just can't put it into words.

zerogravityfat · « **Reply #2760 on:** June 16, 2010, 08:16:04 PM »

the utility pack for cat memes, your interweb nerd wet dreams came alive!

El Barto · « **Reply #2761 on:** June 16, 2010, 09:57:26 PM »

Well, I saw that he was always licking his own junk, and it just sort of dawned on me, you know, maybe....Hmmmm.

El Barto · « **Reply #2762 on:** June 16, 2010, 09:58:27 PM »

Watch, when I flex up just right, he'll start purring.

Zydar · « **Reply #2763 on:** June 17, 2010, 12:32:22 AM »

If cats land on their feet, this belt must mean that I will land on my face.

wolfking · « **Reply #2764 on:** June 17, 2010, 04:33:30 AM »

Bahhh...I like my pussies shaved. Nothing worse then coping a big hairball on the tongue.

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Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 539511 times)