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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2835 on: June 22, 2010, 09:41:25 AM »
lol thanks AFO!

Anyway

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2836 on: June 22, 2010, 09:43:30 AM »
mizzl, a winner? Now I've seen everything :neverusethis:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2837 on: June 22, 2010, 09:46:39 AM »


"Car!"

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2838 on: June 22, 2010, 09:47:51 AM »
"Even the Navy Seals training program was feeling the effects of large scale government budget cuts."
"The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2839 on: June 22, 2010, 09:55:14 AM »
I don't want that caption winning the round. Its bullshit. :tdwn
As the author of this game I am taking back that win. You just can't win with that caption.
Another caption must be chosen or I will post a new picture my self.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2840 on: June 22, 2010, 09:56:57 AM »
mizzl has had his win removed.


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El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
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progmonster - 3
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wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
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mizzl - 2
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cthrubuoy - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2841 on: June 22, 2010, 09:56:57 AM »

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2842 on: June 22, 2010, 09:57:38 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2843 on: June 22, 2010, 10:12:32 AM »
I don't want that caption winning the round. Its bullshit. :tdwn
As the author of this game I am taking back that win. You just can't win with that caption.
Another caption must be chosen or I will post a new picture my self.
:rollin Oh fine.

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progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
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emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2844 on: June 22, 2010, 10:20:10 AM »
I don't want that caption winning the round. Its bullshit. :tdwn
As the author of this game I am taking back that win. You just can't win with that caption.
Another caption must be chosen or I will post a new picture my self.
:rollin Oh fine.

Ray's motto is, "never waste a good boner."

tick wins. Now you are in the first place with kingshmegland!

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1

Hall of fame

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tick - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8

I elect not to take the win, but I will post a picture and pick a winner.
I don't mean to be a jerk but mizzl's caption was just wrong, and it crossed the line. When your captioning, almost anything goes, but you need to exercise common sense.
"look at my black pet monkey"

That is just not right.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2845 on: June 22, 2010, 10:22:31 AM »
Yup. Tick is dead on.  She's not your type.  Move on.   Tick is Obi Wan Kenobi


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2846 on: June 22, 2010, 10:26:14 AM »
I'm backing Tick on his call.  Mizzl, that wasn't really appropriate.  I'm not going to go so far as to issue a warning, but it was pretty darned close.  Please think a little bit more about your posts before posting something.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2847 on: June 22, 2010, 10:27:34 AM »
"This remake edition of The Deer Hunter sponsored by The Home Depot.  You can fix it.  We can help."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2848 on: June 22, 2010, 10:29:17 AM »


You laugh, but once the Japanese make a robot that can do this we'll all be using it to relieve sinus headaches.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2849 on: June 22, 2010, 10:39:44 AM »
Hey! It really CAN drill through the thickest things on the planet!

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2850 on: June 22, 2010, 11:12:43 AM »


"Now here’s the deal:  When you buy the Slap Chop we’re gonna give you the Graty for cheese. Watch this! Tacos, fettucini, linguine, martini, bikini!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2851 on: June 22, 2010, 11:18:11 AM »


Tuan took the phrase the wrong way when he heard he had to drill all the way to China.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2852 on: June 22, 2010, 11:40:55 AM »
A variation of my earlier one:



Why early prototypes of the Power Slap Chop ultimately proved unsuccessful.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2853 on: June 22, 2010, 11:44:03 AM »


I can't take this guy's singing anymore!!!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2854 on: June 22, 2010, 11:49:50 AM »


After literally giving it their all in the first round of Asia's Got Talent, Ray and Miko's duet was unfortunately forced to continue as a solo project. 
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2855 on: June 22, 2010, 11:50:54 AM »
Bosk, you're determined to win this round, aren't you  ;D
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2856 on: June 22, 2010, 11:51:59 AM »
I think I've got some strong contenders this round.   :biggrin:  Problem is, Tick's sense of humor can be so random, there's no sure way of knowing what will click with him and what won't.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2857 on: June 22, 2010, 11:54:44 AM »
Round 1 of "Japan's Got Talent".

Ariich is a freak, or somehow has more hours in the day than everyone else.
I be am boner inducing.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2858 on: June 22, 2010, 12:20:05 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2859 on: June 22, 2010, 12:48:32 PM »
I think I've got some strong contenders this round.   :biggrin:  Problem is, Tick's sense of humor can be so random, there's no sure way of knowing what will click with him and what won't.
Well, as long as you avoid captioning, "take that drill away from that asian monkey before he hurts someone!" you have a shot. :tick2:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2860 on: June 22, 2010, 02:13:18 PM »
I think I've got some strong contenders this round.   :biggrin:  Problem is, Tick's sense of humor can be so random, there's no sure way of knowing what will click with him and what won't.
Well, as long as you avoid captioning, "take that drill away for that asian monkey before he hurts someone!" you have a shot. :tick2:

I'll have to post the christmas card we made with our asain worker here as a joke.  We call him Genghis Tuan.  We are all not worthy to work in his presence.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2861 on: June 22, 2010, 02:20:27 PM »


After watching the Asian remake of Pi, many complained the director had somewhat missed the vibe of the original.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2862 on: June 22, 2010, 02:24:09 PM »
Wow.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2863 on: June 23, 2010, 02:47:35 AM »
And we are lost in translation again: Hey Japanese, it's not Drill, it's Saw.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2864 on: June 23, 2010, 08:06:44 AM »


DT's front act band in their Asian Tour.. covering the song "LINES IN THE SAND"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2865 on: June 23, 2010, 09:15:48 AM »


I can't take this guy's singing anymore!!!!
As much as I wanted to award Bosk with his first win, this one just struck my funny bone the most. The King wins again!
Good captions everyone! Keep plugging Bosk, you will break through! :tick2:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2866 on: June 23, 2010, 09:17:10 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2867 on: June 23, 2010, 09:19:57 AM »
The standings...

Cool Chris - 6
ariich - 6
El Barto - 6
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
progmonster - 3
xanthul - 3
wolfking- 3
YtseBitsySpider - 2
emindead - 2
Nick - 2
mizzl - 2
millahh - 1
cthrubuoy - 1
bout to crash - 1
hefdaddy42 - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
robwebster - 1
skydivingninya - 1
sonaticafanica - 1
AwakeFromOctavarium - 1

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tick - 17
rumborak - 13
Adami - 13
zerogravityfat - 12
Zydar - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
lonestar - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 8
Guitarded - 8


Good ones all around! Bosk finished a close second but the King takes it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2868 on: June 23, 2010, 10:57:18 AM »
Thanks tick, I'll post a pick when I get home from work!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #2869 on: June 23, 2010, 05:18:13 PM »
This is a great pic!

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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