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Close, but no cigar
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I take Pride & Glory, but that leaves Stadler with nothing.  ;D
Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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I take Pride & Glory, but that leaves Stadler with nothing.  ;D

Yeah, pretty much  :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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The Results have been returned and I will post in a bit.

We do not have a tie.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Soilwork - 12
Trail of Murder - 2
This first band is Soen very cool swingy jazz fusion kinda stuff.

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Voyager - 1 :neverusethis:
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12. Wolfking...Soilwork - Spirit Of The Future Son

"Some great musical moments, especially the outro. Just not sure it was worth the vocals."

Musically, this was my favorite song of the round. I hear so much Michael Schenker in this. The vocals are pretty rough, but I got used to them pretty quickly. And for the third time in this roulette, I got goosebumps. During the outro. Again, Schenker. That's a sweet spot.

11. Parama...Wilderun - The Garden Of Fire

"There is a lot to chew on here. This will need more listens."

I liked this. Lots of riffing, but quite melodic in parts. There was a part mid song, where the keyboards come in, and you can hear a harpsichord (I think) blled through. And the mellow pasrt about 7 minutes through with the clean vocals was outstanding. I love the Irish influnce here.

10. Seneca...Helker - No Chance To Be Reborn

"Solid tune. Crazy vocals."

Holy Dio, Batman!  This is another solid tune. Can't take anything away from it. I don't know though. It just feels like it's mssing something. I kept waiting for a "Holy Shit, OMG" moment, but it never delivered. But damn, those vocals.

9. Kwyjibo...Pride And Glory - Horse Called War

"Loved the jamming solo. Reminds me of old school Blackfoot."

I remember when Pride And Glory came out. I like it so much better than BLS. I mentioned Blackfoot, but that is what this reminds me of, which is a very good thing. I really enjoyed this.


8. Puppies...An Abstract Illusion - Skeletons Of Light

"Top 5 song in this roulette. And I'm only halfway through. Scratch that, the second half not nearly as strong or interesting."

I am so confused on this song. On first listen, I was blown away in the first half, but far less so in the second half. It's wierd but as the round went on, this song kind of wore off on me. But still, there are many amazing parts of this song. Yet, it goes on and on andit is in some serious need of some editing. I feel like if they just killed it at the 8:00 mark, it would've been perfect. It's 16 minutes, but it feels like 36 minutes.

7.   Evermind...Trail Of Murder - Your Silence

"Solid tune"

Yeah, as I said, solid. Loved the harmonzed melodic chorus. Urban Breed has a great voice. Very nice controlled solo. Certainly nothing to not like about this song.

6.. Kingshmegland...Freaky Jelly - Nothing To Feel

"This has promise, but I'm not nuts about the singer. Surprisingly good musically"

This was really nice. Not great, but nice. The singer reminds me a bit of the guy from Odd Dimension. Will definitely check them out, but honestly I would hope they have a bit more heaviness in them. Some serious JP in that solo though.


5. Lethean...Angra - Ego Painted Grey

"Great instrumental section, in an otherwise blah song."

The only thing I really liked was the instrumental section. the rest of it is mid tempo mumbojumbo.


4. Stadler...Elvis Presley - Good Time Charlie's Got The Blues

"I cannot even believe someone sent this to me."

Elvis Presley?? Actually, this was a nice little tune. Some cool twangy guitar in this. Nice audible bass too.

3. Indiscipline...Extrema - Child Of Boogaow

"This tunes rocks and grooves big time."

This song has some moments of sick grooves. But I really hate the "Child Of Boogaow" part. This song need a chorus with more melody. It would've made it far more interesting, and less juvenile.

2. Kattelox...Voyager - Iron Dream

"I feel like this will get better with more listens, but if you were going to send this band again, there is no way that this is their best song."

I can't help but feel that this band is capable of so much more. This feels like some 80's heavy pop song, like maybe from a teen movie soundtrack or something. There is just no "Wow" factor to make this stand out though.

1. Elite...Obsidian Kingdom - Cinnamon Balls

"I feel like I don't like the music enough to put up with those vocals."

I'm not sure what the point of this song was... I've gotten a couple of songs now by Obsidian Kingdom, and despite the fantastic band name, I've been unimpressed. I do plan on dropping the needle on them because I feel like there's potential there, but this song ain't it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Round 9 Results


Seneca..12..10..11
Wolfking..10..12..11
Parama..6..11..8.5
Evermind..9..7..8
Indiscipline..11..3..7
Lethean..8..5..6.5
Puppies..5..8..6.5
Kwyjibo..4..9..6.5
Kingshmegland..3..6..4.5
Kattelox..7..2..4.5
Stadler..1..4..2.5
Elite..2..1..1.5





FINAL RESULTS!!

Wolfking-11.5+5+8.5+6.5+6.5+10+9+12+11=80
Evermind-8.5+11.5+6.5+6.5+11+11+7.5+8+8=78.5
Puppies-8.5+7.5+9.5+6.5+9+8+7.5+4.5+6.5=67.5
Parama-6+3.5+8.5+8.5+5.5+5.5+10.5+7.5+8.5=64
Kattelox-6.5+8.5+4+9.5+6+8.5+5+6.5+6.5=61
Indiscipline-11.5+7+10+3+3+4.5+6.5+4.5+7=57
Lethean-3+11+7+3+5+9+6+9.5=53.5
Kwijibo-6+1.5+7.5+8.5+6+5.5+1+11+6.5=53.5
Stadler-3.5+5+6.5+6+9+6.5+9+3+2.5=51
Kingshmegland-6+10.5+4+4+6.5+2+6+4.5+4.5=48
Seneca-6+1.5+4.5+5.5+1+4.5+6.5+5.5+11=46
Elite-1+5.5+1.5+10.5+9.5+3+3.5+1.5+1.5=37.5




Congrats Wolfking!!!


would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate Puppies for his upcoming win in Evermind's roulette!  ;D
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Wolfking-11.5+5+8.5+6.5+6.5+10+9+12+77=80
Evermind-8.5+11.5+6.5+6.5+11+11+7.5+8+8=78.5



With a final round like that, no wonder he won!!!

Goddamned bonus round screwed the Ruskie.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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rip

Wilderun got 11 though heck yeah  :metal
That entire album is killer, one of my all time faves & considering that's the heaviest song I suspect you'd like the entire thing a lot

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Wilderun got 11 though heck yeah  :metal
That entire album is killer, one of my all time faves & considering that's the heaviest song I suspect you'd like the entire thing a lot

Yeah, crap I should have sent that :lol

At least I went with the theme in the last round! No-one else did.

Less than half the score the winner has.. that has got to be a record, right? :lol
Hey dude slow the fuck down so we can finish together at the same time.  :biggrin:
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Also heck yeah fourth place

Just outside of the top three so I'm the first place loser

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Goddamned bonus round screwed the Ruskie.

I know, I feel so bad. Evermind had been so consistent, but then again, so had Wolfking. Heck Puppies was right there too through 7 rounds.

I didn't fix results obviously, because I had no idea who sent what, but I was pretty sure Kade sent Soilwork, which I'm sorry, WAS the best song in the round, and was pretty sure Ruslan sent Helker. That was the legit 3rd best track.

I sent the results yesterday (well actually this morning because Stadler's inbox was full), but the results were finalized yesterday. In my mind, we had a tie.  I literally spent all night and this morning thinking of an interesting tiebreaker, and I finally came up with one.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Well, it seems he's getting as good at chocking away a win as I am!   :lol
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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All I know is, I sent Night Ranger, The Outfield, and Elvis fucking Presley and did NOT finish in last place!   :)

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So I have a lot to say over the next couple of days but I want to start with two big thank yous.

First off, I want to thank Kingshmegland for the great Stadler photoshop pictures.
It started with an idea to put Stadler's head on a secretary's body. I was expecting actual Stadler's head, but Joe sent me the Gene Simmons head on it, and I roared. That is the pic in the OP, and then we just had fun with it from there.

I told him I wanted a few with Robert Kraft and he just killed it.

So Joe..thank you so much for adding to this roulette. Those late night texts had me laughing my ass off.




And obviously, to Stadler

You have no idea how much I appreciate what you did and all of the work I know you put in. Thank you so much for offering to do this. This roulette would not have worked without you.

Bill, thank you so much.


would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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You couldn't be more wrong about Voyager but I'll let it slide since I finished in the top 5. This was a super fun roulette, TAC, thanks for letting me play, and Stadler, thank you for being a good secretary :)
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I must say, the more I listened to that Voyager song, the less I liked it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Wow. You ever heard of Beltone?  :lol
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I have never heard of Beltone. Is that a person or a character in one of your games? :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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I have never heard of Beltone. Is that a person or a character in one of your games? :lol

It's a hearing aid company, smartass!  :lol
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 :facepalm:


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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I must say, the more I listened to that Voyager song, the less I liked it.

On this matter, Tim and I agree.
That's a word salad - and take it from me, I know word salad
I fear for the day when something happens on the right that is SO nuts that even Stadler says "That's crazy".
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I must say, the more I listened to that Voyager song, the less I liked it.

On this matter, Tim and I agree.

You're killing me, Chad.
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Voyager just aren't very interesting, in my experience

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Bah! All of you.  :lol
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Tim, nothing funnier than me giggling like a teenager making the photoshopped pictures and my wife asking me, "What the hell are you laughing at?" :lol

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Tim, nothing funnier than me giggling like a teenager making the photoshopped pictures and my wife asking me, "What the hell are you laughing at?" :lol

I got the same response. Trust me. :lol

"That's my friend Joe from the forums and he's sending me pictures of a Gene Simmons head for a thing I'm doing."  My wife's eyes rolled so far back, I thought I'd never see them again. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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I definitely enjoyed following Stadlertary's adventures. :corn

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Here he is showing off for the boys at the bowling alley this weekend..

would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Well, I have to say, this Roulette was great fun and I finished on the podium! I kind of fizzled out towards the end with the songs I sent, though.

Thanks for having me. Thanks to Stadlertary for all his/her hard work. Thanks to King for all of the covert photographs of Stadlertary.
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Well, I have to say, this Roulette was great fun and I finished on the podium! I kind of fizzled out towards the end with the songs I sent, though.

Thanks for having me. Thanks to Stadlertary for all his/her hard work. Thanks to King for all of the covert photographs of Stadlertary.

Thanks Pup for playing. You did a great job.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol