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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1680 on: March 12, 2018, 07:56:17 AM »
Happy Birthday Joe!!

Thank you Brian!  The big 50.

You gotta get a pic with your bro, and him shaping his body like a "5".  lol
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1681 on: March 12, 2018, 07:59:17 AM »
Happy birthday!  :yarr

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1682 on: March 12, 2018, 08:05:49 AM »
Happy Birthday Joe!!

Thank you Brian!  The big 50.

You gotta get a pic with your bro, and him shaping his body like a "5".  lol

I always say we look like the #10 when we stand next to each other.  LOL

Happy birthday!  :yarr

YAR!  Thank you!
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1683 on: March 12, 2018, 10:07:25 AM »
Good morning folks.

Annnnd Happy Birthday Joe.




Today is going to be a long one. Gotta catch up on a bunch of shit from the weekend, then off at 3:30, going home, showering, shaving, and putting on a suit, and then have to come back to work by 5 or 5:30. Meeting my boss and then some big meeting with our client here. We are completely in the dark in regards to what it's about though.

I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1684 on: March 12, 2018, 05:51:13 PM »
Happy Birthday Joe! I hope you have a killer night.

What's happening Jay! Good luck with whatever is happening tomorrow.

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1685 on: March 13, 2018, 08:12:39 AM »
Happy Birthday Joe!!

Thank you Brian!  The big 50.

Yeah, baby! Milestone!

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1686 on: March 13, 2018, 08:59:13 AM »
Happy Birthday Joe!!

Thank you Brian!  The big 50.

Yeah, baby! Milestone!

Thre wife keeps bugging me, "Do you feel different"?  I told her, "No, I'm not a girl and think about these things". :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1687 on: March 13, 2018, 09:47:59 AM »
Of course you don't feel any different. You've been feeling like you're 50 for the last 10 years! ;D

I know I have.. :lol
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1688 on: March 13, 2018, 11:33:18 AM »
Of course you don't feel any different. You've been feeling like you're 50 for the last 10 years! ;D

I know I have.. :lol

No joke! :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1689 on: March 13, 2018, 04:52:44 PM »
I'm stuck 15 feet in front of my driveway. The town did not plow my road yet and I slid sideways and I am close to a ditch.  New tires and all. Luckily, I have AAA and I'm waiting for them to tow me 15 feet.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1690 on: March 13, 2018, 04:58:53 PM »
 :lol that's terrible, I guess at least you can wait in your home

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« Reply #1691 on: March 13, 2018, 05:06:33 PM »
I'm in my car. :lol
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1692 on: March 13, 2018, 05:16:58 PM »
First full day of being 50, and he drives into a ditch! :facepalm:

Instead of AAA, try AARP!
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #1693 on: March 13, 2018, 05:26:49 PM »
Put your old man glasses on and read again. I'm not in a ditch. I'm near a ditch and if I try to drive I'll slide again and then I could go in it. Not taking a chance. So I have AAA I will use AAA
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1694 on: March 13, 2018, 07:08:42 PM »
Evening everyone

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1695 on: March 14, 2018, 06:38:32 AM »
Morning.  27 inches of snow.  We got the mother load in NH.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1696 on: March 14, 2018, 06:54:50 AM »
 :omg:

Sounds miserable

Beautiful day here outside NYC.  Leaving a bit early today and heading right to the city for the Nightwish show then I took the next two days off since I have so much vacation time I need to burn this year so what the hell, long weekend  :metal

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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1697 on: March 14, 2018, 08:53:48 AM »
Yikes. That's rough, King!

Sitting at home waiting for Mrs. P to pick me up and drive me to my endoscopy appointment. My mouth is dry, my stomach is making a ton of noise...I just want this shit over with.
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« Reply #1698 on: March 14, 2018, 08:56:33 AM »
Yikes. That's rough, King!

Sitting at home waiting for Mrs. P to pick me up and drive me to my endoscopy appointment. My mouth is dry, my stomach is making a ton of noise...I just want this shit over with.

Been there.  I had that and a colonoscopy at the same time 10 years ago.  It was like a pig roast. :lol
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1699 on: March 14, 2018, 08:58:50 AM »
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« Reply #1700 on: March 14, 2018, 09:00:26 AM »
Yikes. That's rough, King!

Sitting at home waiting for Mrs. P to pick me up and drive me to my endoscopy appointment. My mouth is dry, my stomach is making a ton of noise...I just want this shit over with.

Been there.  I had that and a colonoscopy at the same time 10 years ago.  It was like a pig roast. :lol

Yeah, I got DP'd about four years ago, too. When I woke up, the Doctor came in and told me everything was okay and handed me a piece of chocolate. I looked at it, then at him, then back at it, and said, "Where did you find this?"
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1701 on: March 14, 2018, 09:01:04 AM »
:lol
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1702 on: March 14, 2018, 09:05:20 AM »
 :lol

If the doctor was Bill Murray it came from the pool.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1703 on: March 14, 2018, 10:15:27 AM »
Yeah, I got DP'd about four years ago, too. When I woke up, the Doctor came in and told me everything was okay and handed me a piece of chocolate. I looked at it, then at him, then back at it, and said, "Where did you find this?"

He should've answered "million to one shot".
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1704 on: March 14, 2018, 06:05:17 PM »
Evening guys, had one hell of a day today.

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« Reply #1705 on: March 14, 2018, 06:20:03 PM »
That was my yeaterday Reap.  What happened?
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1706 on: March 14, 2018, 07:57:53 PM »
This morning we had an eaco call which means it's production issue and everyone has to be on deck trying to figure out what's going on. It's a pain in the ass because these calls disrupt our normal work and 99% of the time it's something that our offshore team did. Then we had to do some testing for our upcoming software release however our most senior colleague never does any testing and when she does, she has no idea what she is doing. She is the type that has been with the company forever and just does enough work to scrape by.

We were also peppered with stupid ass questions from other departments trying to side step major compliance policies. It was mentally draining due to incredible amount of collective stupidity.

How was your day King?

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« Reply #1707 on: March 14, 2018, 08:13:39 PM »
First shift was quiet.  Second shift started out shaky. One guy ask to be late since he lied where you live so his kids can go to a better school and now they found out and they going to kick his kids out and then another employee whose 19 has an abscess tooth it is too dumb to call dentist which he has insurance through us and get something set up.

 I'm like a dad and have the setup things for him.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1708 on: March 15, 2018, 04:35:04 AM »
How many people do you manage king?

Morning my dudes

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« Reply #1709 on: March 15, 2018, 05:23:28 AM »
Morning.

Doc says I've nothing to worry about, just some irritation in my stomach lining. Then he said, just in case, he took some biopsy material from my esophagus, stomach and small intestine. I hope he's not talking out of both sides of his mouth.  :|

Anyway, when he was done talking, he handed me a couple of bite sized chocolate bars--you know, like the ones you give out at Halloween--and I said, "Do you remember what I said the last time you handed me chocolate?" He really studied my face for a few seconds--almost like it was the first time he was seeing a person rather than an assembly line object--and started snickering, shook his head and mumbled, "Where'd you get those."

Close enough.  :)

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« Reply #1710 on: March 15, 2018, 06:31:07 AM »
How many people do you manage king?

Morning my dudes

23 employees.

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1711 on: March 15, 2018, 11:03:01 AM »
Good Morning.


So... had an attempted burglary on Tuesday- which I thwarted. The vehicle the suspect was driving is a 4 door porche owned by another resident on the property. I've spent 3 days now working with Police investigating this as we believe it's connected to a string of Burglaries from last month.

And I currently have 12 unmarked cop cars sitting on my property... a state insurance fraud search warrant getting served.

OH AND I have a vandalism I am looking into from last night.


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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #1712 on: March 15, 2018, 11:06:45 AM »
So much bad people in the world Jay. 
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF chat thread v. 2049
« Reply #1713 on: March 15, 2018, 11:08:35 AM »
People are the worst.




I say that a lot, but it continues to be true.
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« Reply #1714 on: March 15, 2018, 11:18:50 AM »
People are the worst.




I say that a lot, but it continues to be true.

And so sad to say or type.  it really is.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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