I tried to write a lame joke like those Live At The Apollo type comedians do. Really commercial and they all sound the same - structure and cadence wise.
EXAMPLE :
“ If they do build a wall across Mexico - the Mexicans just need to get David Hasselhoff. Last time he sang near a wall - it fell down! Which is why Hasselhoff is not allowed to sing in prisons “
And that comic would appear on a talk show and the conversation would be steered towards Germany or something arbitrarily so the comic can appear to think of his material out of the blue
I'm not a big fan of Bill Hicks but I do prefer more alternative comedy on the whole.
I used to really like Eddie Izzard but he completely and totally lost the plot.