So I was involved in what should have been a horrible accident... But instead I walked away with out a scrap and amazingly no noteworthy damage to my car. Long story but to keep it short... As I was sitting I was trapped by a dude going way to fast who swerved to avoid me, tapped me, spun out and almost side swiped me, then almost hit another car (funny enough a coworker's car), and wound up facing the wrong way in a ditch..
Oh and everyone survived. Roar.