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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #2065 on: May 18, 2016, 06:23:41 AM »
Meeting at 8:30. Seven hells...

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« Reply #2066 on: May 18, 2016, 06:24:51 AM »
Haha. A boss getting mad at his employees for taking too LITTLE break :lol

What backwards mirror universe is this ?!

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« Reply #2067 on: May 18, 2016, 06:26:51 AM »
I get to go to work and train the new person tomorrow, and my boss is coming into town, and I'm going to train for my new job as well. It'll be a busy week.

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« Reply #2068 on: May 18, 2016, 06:27:39 AM »
Haha. A boss getting mad at his employees for taking too LITTLE break :lol

What backwards mirror universe is this ?!

Labor laws.  Crazy isn't it?!
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« Reply #2069 on: May 18, 2016, 06:28:13 AM »
Beer and cigars always are good.
I smoked an Oliva Serie G Maduro Churchill last night.

It was amazingly wonderful.  Best cigar I've smoked in some time.
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« Reply #2070 on: May 18, 2016, 06:31:24 AM »
Morning, fartknockers. (term of endearment)
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« Reply #2071 on: May 18, 2016, 06:38:22 AM »
Last night, I had a dream where SE finally released Final Fantasy XV. But my copy had the wrong disc - it had Final Fantasy XIII.

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« Reply #2072 on: May 18, 2016, 06:49:20 AM »
Speaking of complete randomness, Lynxo, did you ever get that tattoo I drew for you years ago?
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« Reply #2073 on: May 18, 2016, 07:20:40 AM »
G'morning all. Good news is that it'll be pretty tough for today to go worse than yesterday afternoon went. Absolute dumpster fire :lol
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« Reply #2074 on: May 18, 2016, 07:24:14 AM »
Here's to hoping for smoother seas today.
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« Reply #2075 on: May 18, 2016, 08:31:03 AM »
Morning peeps.  Get to spend all day in a mandatory County training and orientation.. I did one for my specific agency already...  So I'm not sure what this will entail.. I do know I get to meet a union rep and learn a bit about the union near the end of the day.
Haha. A boss getting mad at his employees for taking too LITTLE break :lol

What backwards mirror universe is this ?!

Labor laws.  Crazy isn't it?!

My trainer has to get on our asses (my entire class)  about that.  A lot of us would wander in early from lunch (wtf are we supposed to do with an hour?  I never even GOT a lunch before.  Let alone a whole fucking hour!)  and HR got on her about letting us work during our lunch.  Umm...  It's a classroom setting and we are trying to learn this shit.  Dont give us flak for trying to better ourselves.
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« Reply #2076 on: May 18, 2016, 08:38:03 AM »
Well my boss's executive assistant might be looking for a new job after today. She was helping prepare for a huge meeting being run today by my boss and she printed/included the wrong presentation deck. She calls the office and sends over the proper slide deck...but it isn't, it's still the wrong one. Then she couldn't recall her computer password so we couldn't access her files (which should have been saved to the server in the first place). We finally got the right files from her and started to print and collate and she called back with other issues. It's a gigantic clusterfuck that she had a week to prepare for and avoid. *sigh*

EDIT: I just found out the boss lady doesn't even know about this fuckup, so she could manage to get away scot-free on this.
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« Reply #2078 on: May 18, 2016, 09:38:17 AM »
"My melancholy wants to rest in the hiding places and abysses of perfection. This is why I need music." –Friedrich Nietzsche

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« Reply #2079 on: May 18, 2016, 11:38:36 AM »
Just demolished a huge cheesesteak ... yep I'm done in for the day. Fuck it.
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« Reply #2080 on: May 18, 2016, 11:44:19 AM »
Afternoon, guys.

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« Reply #2081 on: May 18, 2016, 11:46:01 AM »
Hi.
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« Reply #2082 on: May 18, 2016, 12:01:21 PM »
When you are calm, are you hypoplex?

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« Reply #2083 on: May 18, 2016, 12:06:47 PM »
Nah, that's when I'm unconscious.
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« Reply #2084 on: May 18, 2016, 12:08:07 PM »
No, that's comaplex.

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« Reply #2085 on: May 18, 2016, 12:31:53 PM »
Made it through lunch time on Wednesday, officially running downhill on the week :metal
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« Reply #2086 on: May 18, 2016, 12:50:20 PM »
Just had the most interesting cab ride to the airport:

- Driver picks me up, car is completely falling apart, no meter, no license displays in the card
- Pulls over to grab some cigarettes. Gets in the car, rips the filter off and starts smoking
- Tells me about his time in Florida and how he had to leave because he couldn't get another felony charge for selling weed
- They have red light cameras here so when he sees a yellow he floors it and we blast through the light at 95 mph
- As we get closer to the airport a cop pulls out behind him and he gets worried about getting pulled over because he can't get another speeding ticket.

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« Reply #2087 on: May 18, 2016, 12:52:15 PM »
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« Reply #2088 on: May 18, 2016, 12:57:43 PM »
I'm glad your "k" key didn't get stuck a little longer.

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« Reply #2089 on: May 18, 2016, 01:01:51 PM »
In retrospect I wish I had a different user name, ReaperKK was my online handle from when I was in 3rd grade.

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« Reply #2090 on: May 18, 2016, 01:03:07 PM »
But those are also your IRL initials. :)

My IRL initials are DCO which is reverse OCD :lol

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« Reply #2091 on: May 18, 2016, 01:04:47 PM »
In retrospect I wish I had a different user name, ReaperKK was my online handle from when I was in 3rd grade.

You were the reaper in 3rd grade?   :xbones

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« Reply #2092 on: May 18, 2016, 01:12:36 PM »
Just had the most interesting cab ride to the airport:

- Driver picks me up, car is completely falling apart, no meter, no license displays in the card
- Pulls over to grab some cigarettes. Gets in the car, rips the filter off and starts smoking
- Tells me about his time in Florida and how he had to leave because he couldn't get another felony charge for selling weed
- They have red light cameras here so when he sees a yellow he floors it and we blast through the light at 95 mph
- As we get closer to the airport a cop pulls out behind him and he gets worried about getting pulled over because he can't get another speeding ticket.

Bitchinest cab ride ever.

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« Reply #2093 on: May 18, 2016, 01:17:38 PM »
I will give him this, we got there fast, and the fare was way cheaper than they quoted me

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« Reply #2094 on: May 18, 2016, 01:19:47 PM »
Discount for arriving there alive.
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« Reply #2095 on: May 18, 2016, 01:32:25 PM »
we did make good time.

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« Reply #2096 on: May 18, 2016, 05:06:29 PM »
So I finally ditched Firefox today.

Man, this is like night and day.
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« Reply #2097 on: May 18, 2016, 05:06:58 PM »
So I finally ditched Firefox today.

Man, this is like night and day.

What you using now ? Chrome ? Netscape ?

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« Reply #2098 on: May 18, 2016, 05:16:04 PM »
Chrome.

I've heard people complaining about that one too, but I've always liked it when I used it on the university computers, so I've started using it privately now too, and so far I'm really liking it.
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« Reply #2099 on: May 18, 2016, 05:23:49 PM »
I ditched Firefox years ago and switched to chrome. Chrome isn't without its flaws but I still believe it's the best browser out there.