DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread

[King Postwhore]

My tits are saggy and fantastic.   Morning.

[Kotowboy]

I have coffee 

[JustJen]

morning

[Hyperplex]

Finishing breakfast with the kiddos.

[Prog Snob]

I just got into work. We only have four field techs, yet some jackass scheduled five separate meets with Verizon.

[jingle.boy]

I just got into work. We only have four field techs, yet some jackass scheduled five separate meets with Verizon.

Sounds like this scheduler knows that there are three types of people in this world... those that can count; and those that can't.

'mornin.  About to pour cup #2 of coffee, and really don't feel like doing shit today.  Work is blowing up, and thankfully, I'm about 2000 miles from the epicentre.

[Prog Snob]

I just got into work. We only have four field techs, yet some jackass scheduled five separate meets with Verizon.

Sounds like this scheduler knows that there are three types of people in this world... those that can count; and those that can't.

'mornin.  About to pour cup #2 of coffee, and really don't feel like doing shit today.  Work is blowing up, and thankfully, I'm about 2000 miles from the epicentre.

That reminds me of a t-shirt I have. There 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. I love how some people see it and stare at it so hard that they're eyes are about to burn a hole through the shirt just trying to figure out the riddle. 

[hefdaddy42]

Good morning.

My wakeup isn't properly functioning.

[BlobVanDam]

I just got into work. We only have four field techs, yet some jackass scheduled five separate meets with Verizon.

Sounds like this scheduler knows that there are three types of people in this world... those that can count; and those that can't.

'mornin.  About to pour cup #2 of coffee, and really don't feel like doing shit today.  Work is blowing up, and thankfully, I'm about 2000 miles from the epicentre.

That reminds me of a t-shirt I have. There 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. I love how some people see it and stare at it so hard that they're eyes are about to burn a hole through the shirt just trying to figure out the riddle. 

My friend had that as his yearbook quote, except it was obvious which group the person who retyped it up fell under, because they actually changed it to "ten" instead of "10". 

[Hyperplex]

Got through my morning emails, all 3 of them. Wow. So boss is gone for the week, new computer comes today, and I have a clear cut & dry to-do list for the week.

Where's the horseshoe I sat on? I certainly don't feel anything up there but damn...

[King Postwhore]

Don't jinx your good run!

[Prog Snob]

I just got into work. We only have four field techs, yet some jackass scheduled five separate meets with Verizon.

Sounds like this scheduler knows that there are three types of people in this world... those that can count; and those that can't.

'mornin.  About to pour cup #2 of coffee, and really don't feel like doing shit today.  Work is blowing up, and thankfully, I'm about 2000 miles from the epicentre.

That reminds me of a t-shirt I have. There 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. I love how some people see it and stare at it so hard that they're eyes are about to burn a hole through the shirt just trying to figure out the riddle. 

My friend had that as his yearbook quote, except it was obvious which group the person who retyped it up fell under, because they actually changed it to "ten" instead of "10". 

Which pretty much ruined the joke and made your friend look silly, I'm guessing.

[Hyperplex]

I used to wear this shirt around and regularly got people staring, crinkling up their noses, and then smiling once they finally got it. Other times, people tried to argue with me that I had a picture of one and said the other and got indignant when I simply said, "That's the humor."

[ReaperKK]

Morning folks! Hanging out here in New York with nothing to do, having my third cup of coffee and surfing the web.

[Hyperplex]

I don't see many things being accomplished today.

[hefdaddy42]

I don't see many things being accomplished today.

Same here.

My "get up and go" has got up and went.

[King Postwhore]

I don't see many things being accomplished today.

Same here.

My "get up and go" has got up and went.

So you're hankerin' for a hunk of cheese?

[hefdaddy42]

Um, yeah.

[ReaperKK]

The only thing I plan on accomplishing today is having lunch, and then later some dinner.

[Hyperplex]

I'll probably get one of my to-do list items done since it requires minimal thinking. Then I'll probably just fuck around til the new computer arrives and then spend the rest of the day setting it up.

[King Postwhore]

Um, yeah.

You don't remember that Saturday morning cartoon telling kids to eat so to be healthy eat cheese?

The line is what you said, "when your get up is gone and........."

[Hyperplex]

[hefdaddy42]

Um, yeah.

You don't remember that Saturday morning cartoon telling kids to eat so to be healthy eat cheese?

The line is what you said, "when your get up is gone and........."

Yes, I remember.

[King Postwhore]

You are no fun Hef.

Yup!  A Wagon Wheel!

[jingle.boy]

Um, yeah.

You don't remember that Saturday morning cartoon telling kids to eat so to be healthy eat cheese?

The line is what you said, "when your get up is gone and........."

Whereas my instant thought was that the backstage boogie sets your pants on fire.

[JustJen]

Um, yeah.

You don't remember that Saturday morning cartoon telling kids to eat so to be healthy eat cheese?

The line is what you said, "when your get up is gone and........."

I couldn't recall exactly where it came from. was it a schoolhouse rock song?

[JustJen]

oh yes! LOL there ya go.

[axeman90210]

G'morning all. Settling in for hopefully a quiet Monday at the office. Looking forward to getting Indian food for dinner tonight.

[Hyperplex]

And it has become the don'tgiveafuck day. I finished a couple things, and now I'm just dicking around waiting. *sigh* I could totally be doing something right now but I don't want to, so fuck it.

[JayOctavarium]

Morning folks.  It's Monday.  Ugh.  Another day sitting in a class room setting.  Just when I thought I was grasping these concepts pretty well,  the trainee throws another layer on..  Delving deeper..  So much info...

[Hyperplex]

Is it me or has this board been deader than usual today?

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

A little.

In other news, the pool folks came out and opened the pool today.  All I have to do now is order a new brush attachment for it and I'm pretty much set.  Bought 40 pounds of baking soda at Costco, got my $110 50# bucket of chlorine tablets for $40 after applying for an Amazon credit card.  In a few days, it'll be looking fantastic.

Got the containment pool to house my fish in while I work on tearing the pond apart to replace the liner.  Still not sure that I'm up to the challenge of doing this, but I've already started and kinda committed myself to it.  This has been a couple year battle that I now have to win.  I refuse to let this f*cking thing outdo me.

[Hyperplex]

That's kind of how I feel about redoing our patio this summer. We let the summer get away from us last year and never really got into doing it but we are determined to do it this year - I have no idea if I/we are capable of doing what we intend, but I guess we'll find out!

Also, fucking FedEx hasn't come yet. USPS, UPS, even DHL have delivered so far today but not FedEx. Why am I so impatient?!

[JayOctavarium]

Maybe today is actually a holiday and we all forgot.

[ReaperKK]

I have had the pizza I've ever had in Long Island. This place called The Pie in Port Jefferson.