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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #700 on: April 26, 2016, 06:13:06 PM »
John, we need to drill together but I only last 10 minutes.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #701 on: April 26, 2016, 06:14:24 PM »
Does that include the time it takes for you to get undressed and beg your wife?
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #702 on: April 26, 2016, 06:14:32 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 26, 2016, 06:13:06 PM
John, we need to drill together but I only last 10 minutes.

so I refreshed this thread and jumped to the last page and saw this post.

I'll just assume the worst and probably be right.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #703 on: April 26, 2016, 06:19:42 PM »
You'll have to go back a few posts to gather context.
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« Reply #704 on: April 26, 2016, 06:20:02 PM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on April 26, 2016, 06:14:24 PM
Does that include the time it takes for you to get undressed and beg your wife?

22 plus years happy my friend. 

Reap, assume the worst. Lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #705 on: April 26, 2016, 06:20:39 PM »
Quote from: ReaperKK on April 26, 2016, 06:14:32 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 26, 2016, 06:13:06 PM
John, we need to drill together but I only last 10 minutes.

so I refreshed this thread and jumped to the last page and saw this post.

I'll just assume the worst and probably be right.
I did the same. king and prog may need some quiet time together :P
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« Reply #706 on: April 26, 2016, 06:21:28 PM »
cue tha Barry White
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #707 on: April 26, 2016, 06:22:00 PM »
Nothing quiet about us.  :eyebrows:
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #708 on: April 26, 2016, 06:22:07 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 26, 2016, 06:20:02 PM
Quote from: Prog Snob on April 26, 2016, 06:14:24 PM
Does that include the time it takes for you to get undressed and beg your wife?

22 plus years happy my friend. 

Reap, assume the worst. Lol

I'll just assume the answer is a yes.   :biggrin:  ;)
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #709 on: April 26, 2016, 06:23:04 PM »
Quote from: The Trooper on April 26, 2016, 06:21:28 PM
cue tha Barry White

I read this as Betty White at first and was pretty perturbed.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #710 on: April 26, 2016, 06:23:37 PM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on April 26, 2016, 06:22:07 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 26, 2016, 06:20:02 PM
Quote from: Prog Snob on April 26, 2016, 06:14:24 PM
Does that include the time it takes for you to get undressed and beg your wife?

22 plus years happy my friend. 

Reap, assume the worst. Lol

I'll just assume the answer is a yes.   :biggrin:  ;)
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« Reply #711 on: April 26, 2016, 06:25:29 PM »
It's a race I always win.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #712 on: April 26, 2016, 06:26:48 PM »
Quote from: JustJen on April 26, 2016, 06:23:04 PM
Quote from: The Trooper on April 26, 2016, 06:21:28 PM
cue tha Barry White

I read this as Betty White at first and was pretty perturbed.

So did I. Granny Bangers it is.
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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #713 on: April 26, 2016, 06:27:53 PM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on April 26, 2016, 06:26:48 PM
Quote from: JustJen on April 26, 2016, 06:23:04 PM
Quote from: The Trooper on April 26, 2016, 06:21:28 PM
cue tha Barry White

I read this as Betty White at first and was pretty perturbed.

So did I. Granny Bangers it is.


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« Reply #714 on: April 26, 2016, 06:30:10 PM »
LOL on Kowtow! awesome.. Prog & King. let some Betty in for some lovin
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« Reply #715 on: April 26, 2016, 06:31:36 PM »
You mean, Dusty Muffins
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #716 on: April 26, 2016, 06:33:29 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 26, 2016, 06:31:36 PM
You mean, Dusty Muffins

Or Phyllis Diller

and Dusty Mufiins is ok, just put some cream cheese on her
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« Reply #717 on: April 26, 2016, 06:34:25 PM »
Have you ever seen the SNL skit?
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #718 on: April 26, 2016, 06:35:50 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 26, 2016, 06:34:25 PM
Have you ever seen the SNL skit?

lol oh yeah on the snl
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« Reply #719 on: April 26, 2016, 09:24:35 PM »
OMG, the lol's on this page.  Almost tops the lols me and Mason had tonight.

@ JJ... nothing about Betty White should perturb you.  Us mens would be all over that.
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« Reply #720 on: April 26, 2016, 09:31:20 PM »
Quote from: jingle.boy on April 26, 2016, 09:24:35 PM
OMG, the lol's on this page.  Almost tops the lols me and Mason had tonight.

@ JJ... nothing about Betty White should perturb you.  Us mens would be all over that.

I got dibs on the betty
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« Reply #721 on: April 27, 2016, 02:17:30 AM »
Fucking car was broken in to earlier this evening.  House keys gone (I take my car keys off my keys when I'm at work and stash the keys in my center counsel).  Pandas purse ransacked and her wallet gone...  $450 cash and all her IDs and credit cards gone..

We ran into Walgreens to pick up some allergy medication and a photo.  According to CCTV footage,  a guy walked right up to our car after we walked into the store and popped my door lock open.. He then spent 5 min going through the car AS PEOPLE WATCHED. We are scared shitless of someone getting in to the house.  Gotta change locks when I get home from work tomorrow. Fml
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I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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Re: DTF Chat Thread v. OMG Guys it's a new Chat Thread
« Reply #722 on: April 27, 2016, 02:29:14 AM »
Sorry to hear that Jay, that sucks huge wang. Why didn't people do anything? Didn't they realize what was happening?
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« Reply #723 on: April 27, 2016, 04:14:47 AM »
Change the locks right away!
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #724 on: April 27, 2016, 05:19:31 AM »
That is really shitty Jay, change the locks ASAP.
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« Reply #725 on: April 27, 2016, 05:45:16 AM »
Morning, fapsters.
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« Reply #726 on: April 27, 2016, 05:50:06 AM »
Morning prog
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« Reply #727 on: April 27, 2016, 05:51:51 AM »
What's up, Reap?
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« Reply #728 on: April 27, 2016, 05:58:37 AM »
Morning!

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Morning, fapsters.

I told you I wouldn't destroy the webcam if you promised to let me know in advance. Unauthorized peeping is grounds for hissy fits! I'm warning you.
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« Reply #729 on: April 27, 2016, 06:02:27 AM »
Quote from: Podaar on April 27, 2016, 05:58:37 AM
Morning!

Quote from: Prog Snob on April 27, 2016, 05:45:16 AM
Morning, fapsters.

I told you I wouldn't destroy the webcam if you promised to let me know in advance. Unauthorized peeping is grounds for hissy fits! I'm warning you.

 :lol

Morning, Podrick. What's the good word?
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« Reply #730 on: April 27, 2016, 06:07:05 AM »
Hey, Prog

Mrs. P is out of town, it's raining like a bitch, the dog has a nasty allergic skin rash, I'm trying to decide how much money I need to retire and how long it would take me to gather it up...

So, the good word is; I'm a bachelor for a few days, I don't need to turn on the sprinkling system yet, Sagan is great at taking pills, I'm fortunate to make a good enough living that I can consider early retirement.

How 'bout you, Mang?
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"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” — Christopher Hitchens

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« Reply #731 on: April 27, 2016, 06:10:01 AM »
So underwear and empty pizza boxes eh? :lol
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #732 on: April 27, 2016, 06:10:37 AM »
Morning gents!
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« Reply #733 on: April 27, 2016, 06:12:03 AM »
Where do you have your money invested for your retirement?

I'm just sitting at work, procrastinating going out into the field. I'm in the dating world and speaking a few different prospects right now. I'm working on a book and a short story, the latter of which is most likely going to be published in a horror anthology. I just need to finish it.

Morning Troop and King.
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« Reply #734 on: April 27, 2016, 06:15:53 AM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on April 27, 2016, 06:10:01 AM
So underwear and empty pizza boxes eh? :lol

It's even worse than that, moldy old bath robe and empty Jimmy John's sacks.  :)
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